The Unnecessary Censorship Game

[Disneyphile]

With apologies to Jimmy Kimmel. In this game, the object is to "censor" a movie line that doesn't need censoring, in order to make it sound like it does. For example:

Lucius: So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do?
Bob: He starts m_______ing?
Lucius: He starts m_______ing. (monologuing)

No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston
In a s*itting match, no one s*its like Gaston (spits)

Buzz: Woody, the rocket!
Woody: The match! Yes! ____k you, Sid! (Thank)

Tarzan: But look at me!
Kala: I am, Tarzan. And you know what I see? I see two eyes, like mine, and a nose somewhere. Ah, here. Two ears, and let's see, what else?
Tarzan: Two ____s? (hands)

Flik: Here, pretend - pretend that's a seed.
Dot: It's a *ock.
Flik: Oh, I know it's a *ock, I know. But let's just pretend for a minute that it's a seed, alright? We'll just use our imaginations. Now, now do you see our tree? Everything that made that giant tree is already contained inside this tiny little seed. All it needs is some time, a little bit of sunshine and rain, and voilá!
Dot: This *ock will be a tree?
Flik: Seed to tree. You've gotta work with me, here. Alright? Okay. Now, y-you might not feel like you can do much now, but that's just because, well, you're not a tree yet. You just have to give yourself some time. You're still a seed.
Dot: But it's a *ock.
Flik: I know it's a *ock! Don't you think I know a *ock when I see a *ock? I've spent a lot of time around *ocks! (rock)

Syndrome: Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me m_______ing!

[avonleastories95]

Sister Act:
Deleores Wilson: What am I going to beep here? I am gonna go beep! There's nothing here but white women dressed as beep! What am I going to beep here?
Eddie: Beep
Delores: Beep?

Delores: I am in a nightmare, this is beep nightmare! All these people do here is beep and beep, beep and beep, that's all they beep here!

Pete's Dragon:
Lena Gogan: That's boy's our beep property, same as the beep cow! We got a beep of Sale right here and we going to beep him now!

Music of the Heart:
Nick: Mom, a lot of guys are interested in beep you!
Roberta: Beep, a lot of guys are interested in beep you, and Lexi! What did you beep beep about me, beep!

Roberta: It's okay to beep.
Ramon: Not for a beep.
Roberta: My boys still beep, and they are beep beep now! And I bet you Justin's beep beep, too!

Cinderella: Now for a name. I've got one! Beep, but for short, we'll call you beep!

[Kraken Guard]

Horned King: "Yes.. Yes, oh yes! Then you will ________ ME!!"

Im very familier with some videos on YouTube.. Guess that means it's safe to post those videos in the other topic.. By the way, that was from one of the videos..

Horned King: "Get up you fools! ____!"

[avonleastories95]

Here's a Scene from Sleeping Beauty with more Beeps than the Jerry Springer Show!
Maleficent: Well, quite a beep assemblance! Beep, Beep, Beep, and how quaint, even the beep! I really felt quite beep at not receiving an invitation!
Merryweather: You weren't beep!
Maleficent: Not Beep? Oh, dear, what an beep situation! I had hoped it was nearly due to some beep! Well, Beep Beep Beep Beep best be on my way!
Queen Stella: And you're not offended, you Beep!
Maleficent: Oh no, your beep! And to show I beep no ill will, I too shall bestow beep to the child! Beep well, all of you! The princess shall indeed grow in grace and Beauty, be Beep by all who know her! But, before the sun sets on her 16th Beep, she shall prick her beep on a spindle on a spindle on a spinning wheel, AND BEEP!
Queen: Oh, beep!
King Stephan: Seize that beep!
Maleficent: Stand back, you beep! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Margos]

Queen Stella

I thought Aurora's mom was named Leah?

[avonleastories95]

I thought Aurora's mom was named Leah?

Did I miss something in Sleeping Beauty, beacause no specific name was given to the Queen (I think?), so you are right in a way! Anyway:
Hercules:
Hades: How beep! I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of beep caught in my throat! Hah? Is this an audience or a beep! Hah?
The Little Mermaid:
Urusla: What I want from you is: YOUR BEEP!
Ariel: My beep?
Ursula: You got it, sweetcakes, no more beep, beep, zip! You have your beep, your pretty beep, AND DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF A BEEP! Hah!
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow:
Narrator: Don't beep to figure out a plan, you can't beep with a beep man!
Brom Bones: Odd's Beep, Gad Beep! Look at that old spook of spooks!
Summer Magic:
Peter: She's not beep, Nancy!

Nancy: Memorize the rules of beep!
Snow White: You're Beep!
Sleepy: How'd you guess

Grumpy: Angel? Hah, she is a beep. And all beep is poison!

[Margos]

I thought Aurora's mom was named Leah?

Did I miss something in Sleeping Beauty, beacause no specific name was given to the Queen (I think?), so you are right in a way!

I'm not 100% sure where I read that, but I know I've heard it somewhere....

[avonleastories95]

Big Bad Wolf: Little _______. Little ________, let me come in! I'll _____ and I'll ______ and I'll _______ your _______ down.
(Pig, Huff, Puff, blow, house)

[blackcauldron85]

Great game idea, Disneyphile! I liked your examples!!! A little good, clean fun...or good, dirty fun...good times I just hope it's not too risque for UD!


Belle: You have a library?
Cosgworth: Oh yes! Indeed!
Lumiere: With ***ks!
Cogsworth: Gads of ***ks!
Lumiere: Mountains of ***ks!
Cogsworth: Forests of ***ks!
Lumiere: Cascades...
Cogsworth: ...of ***ks!
Lumiere: Swamps of ***ks!
Cogsworth: More ***ks than you'll ever be able to read in a lifetime! ***ks on every subject ever studied, by every author who ever set pen to paper...

(books)

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Jack: Sure you do. Every newsie wants more ****s.
David: I don't. I don't want your ****s. I don't take charity from anyone. I don't know you. I don't care to. Here are your ****s.
Les: Cowboy. They called him Cowboy.
Jack: Yeah, I'm called that and a lot of other things, including Jack Kelly, which is what me mudder called me. What do they call you kid?
Les: Les, and this is my brother David. He's older.
Jack: No kidding. So how old are you Les?
Les: Me? Near 10.
Jack: Near 10. Well, that's no good. if anyone asks, you're 7. You see, younger sells more ****s and if we're gonna be partners, we wanna be the best.
David: Wait. Who said anything about being partners?
Jack: Well, you owe me 2 bits right? Well, I'll consider that an investment. We sell together, we split 70-30, plus you get the benefit of observing me, no charge.
David: Ah-ha.
Jack: Ah-ha.
Crutchy: You're getting the chance of a lifetime here, Davey. You learn from Jack, you learn from the best.
David: Well, if he's the best, then how come he needs me?
Jack: Listen, I don't need you, pal, but I ain't got a cute little brudder like Les here to front for me. With this kid's puss and my God-given talent, we could move a thousand ****s a week. So what do you say Les? You wanna sell ****s with me?
Les: Yeah!

(papes)

[avonleastories95]

Wolfie: Allo, Allo, Grandama!
Grandma: Stay where you are, you miserable ______ furbag, or you'll end up ______ on my floor!
Wolfie: Granny, there must be some mistake! Can't we discuss this in a ______ way?
Grandma: NO! (shoots gun) Oh ______!
Wolfie: Unlucky, grandma! Now guess who gets ______ up!
(flea-bitten, a rug, civilzed, Whoops, eaten)

[Margos]

BELLE: Gaston, you are positively ******.
GASTON: **** you, Belle.

[Kraken Guard]

Creeper: Sire! Sire, look! Something's wrong.. What is it sire? Their dying!
The Horned King: ____! This had better not be your fault..


Davy Jones: Go.. All of you.. And take that ____ thing with you!


Cruella De Vil: I'll get even, just wait! You'll be sorry.. You ___! You ___!



Jeez, i think Cruella is worse..

[avonleastories95]

Hades: Pain, Panic, got a little riddle for ya. How do you ____ a god?
Pain: I do not know!
Panic: You can't, they're ____!
Hades: Bingo, they're ____! So, you gotta turn the little ____ _____.
(kill, immortal, sunspot, mortal)