Disney Vending Machine

[Jasmine1022]

(Now wait, the next to last part was confusing. Who exactly shoved in who?)

Prudence shoved you in. You're not a Disney character, much as you'd like to be. Lol.

And he comes out dressed in a pink dress.

He stuffs the pink dress in...

[Disneyfreak1990]

and a blue dress comes out.
Prudence, not the character, puts the dress on and turns into Prudence, the character.

[Prudence]

Which had nothing whatever to do with actually inserting something into the vending machine, so I/she simply poke(s) the vending machine and Aurora comes out.

Aurora puts in her crown, and...

[Disneyfreak1990]

a spindle comes out and she prickes her finger on it
Prudence decides to put a coin in

[Kraken Guard]

And gets a jug of Prudence-Juice


That.. Furry thingy that the Horned King wears accidently gets stuck in the machine.


Talk about a Professor Ratigan moment near the beginning of the Big Ben Chase..

(Really, What IS that furry thing that he wears? Cape? Coller? Please! )

[avonleastories95]

Unfortunately, The Horned King receives a notice that him and the Other Disney Villains can never use the vending machine again .

Cinderella and Ariel angrily throw both of their sequels into the machine....

[Kraken Guard]

Unfortunately, that caused the vending machine to produce even more (And worse!) sequels to come out..

Even though the villains recieved notice that they can never use the vending machine again, Hopper proceeds to put a single grain in the machine..

I'll just say that his excuse is: He's a Pixar villain..

[avonleastories95]

and he receives a copy of A Bug's Life 2 .

Mary Poppins puts her Umbrella in the machine.....

[Lazario]

Mary Poppins puts her Umbrella in the machine...

And gets a snowglobe with spoons-ful of rum punch floating in it, turning the white of the snow flakes to golden-amber brown.


Katrina sticks Ichabod's coat into the machine.

[Margos]

...And it spits out Ichabod's bloody severed head.

Woody and the gang toss the horrifying monkey into the machine....

[Lazario]

Woody and the gang toss the horrifying monkey into the machine....

And get a lifetime supply of banana-flavored batteries.


Pollyanna puts a handful of peapods in the machine...

[avonleastories95]

and out comes Prisms that are a rainbow when you hold them to the Sun!

Roberta Guaspari puts one of her 50 Violins from Greece in the machine...

[Disney Duster]

...and gets back a notice saying Disney Villains can put things in the machine again.

Ursula puts her golden nautilus shell necklace in the machine and...

[Margos]

....out pops Sebastian, who pinches her on the nose!

Tinker Bell tosses Vidia into the vending machine, and....

[Kraken Guard]

Out comes Wendy.. (:|)



The Horned King, having gotten very irritated by his Comedy Relief Side-Kick, proceeds to put poor Creeper into the machine..


I shudder to think what this will result in..

[avonleastories95]

and gets the Black Cauldron so he can RULE THE WORLD !
Miley Stewart puts in her Blond wig in the machine....

[Margos]

... And Annette Funicello pops out and punches her in the face!

Disney puts Sunflower into the vending machine to hide her from the general public, and....

[avonleastories95]

and Fans of the Uncut version pop out and save her (Sunflower should have her own movie!)

Sonora Webster puts Marie, the other diving girl, in the machine.....

[Lazario]

Sonora Webster puts Marie, the other diving girl, in the machine...

And out comes a packet of color-change-when-wet sponge animals.


Roy Rogers (Melody Time) puts Bobby Driscoll into the machine...

[Margos]

....And out pops Peter Pan, flying around Roy Rogers singing "Move Along Blue Shadows" in a weird, upbeat tempo!

Nathaniel stuffs Pip into the machine, and....