Sarah Palin has now been hired to be a Fox News Commentator

[disneyboy20022]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_palin_fox_news


It's Circus Time Again!!!!

[Goliath]

Just when you thought Faux Noise couldn't get dumber... They did it again!

How is it even legal for that station to carry the name 'Fox NEWS'? Isn't that false advertising?

[Margos]

Just when you thought Faux Noise couldn't get dumber... They did it again!

How is it even legal for that station to carry the name 'Fox NEWS'? Isn't that false advertising?

What's worse is that they dare to call themselves "Fair and Balanced."

[disneyboy20022]

Just when you thought Faux Noise couldn't get dumber... They did it again!

How is it even legal for that station to carry the name 'Fox NEWS'? Isn't that false advertising?

What's worse is that they dare to call themselves "Fair and Balanced."

If there was an award that was given to a Cable News Network for Fair and Balanced News it wouldn't go to Fox News, Or MSNBC even though I tend to like MSNBC and want to to forget there even is a fox news unless I want I consider it Comedy Central 2 and maybe Conan will be on Fox News as a news/comedy show like Joy Behar on Headline News or DL Hughley on CNN ....anyway the award would probably going to CNN.....for the title win of a fair and Balanced broadcast award.....

[Siren]

Wait...Fox News is converting into Fox Comedy Channel?

[DaveWadding]

From the "no one is surprised in the slightest" file...

[SpringHeelJack]

Not really shocking in the least... this has been tossed around since she quit her job as governor.

Er, sorry, "retired".

[SpringHeelJack]

Also, I thought this was funny...

Breakingest: Palin Resigns as FOX Contributor
Mon Jan 11, 2010 at 11:25:13 AM PST

In what can only be labeled as a stunning yet entirely predictable turn of events, former Vice Presidential candidate and "chief common sense haver" Sarah Palin has stepped down from her new role as Fox News contributor - only minutes after inking the deal.

Not wanting to be labeled as a quitter, Palin was adamant that this was because she was duped by the "elitist liberal Ivy-league educated freedom haters" who didn't tell her that there wouldn't be phonetics on her teleprompter and that she was "being lured into doing fascist work behind a desk that freedom-loving Americans can understand why she wouldn't want to do".

Palin's deal, the details of which are still undisclosed, was rumored to include responsibilities such as "reading all of the newspapers that are put in front of her" and one segment was rumored to be shot on location at the MSNBC studios to capture Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow in the break rooms "palling around with terrorists and others who hate our freedoms and who don't see the value in freedom loving common sensors who just want to make sure that our way of life isn't threatened by those who want to do harm to it".

Word is that a disagreement over shortening the title of the above noted segment to something coherent left Palin storming out of the Fox offices yelling about the "biased high 'flutin' big words of over educated people who don't have real world free market experience and values that are similar to those that real America has".

Palin did want to stress that, just like her quitting the Governorship a few months ago, this does not make her a quitter. Because quitting is "for those who don't ascribe to a higher calling of making sure that the next step in adopting principles that are free market and such thereto for furthering freedom and policies that Americans can truly believe in if we are to move forward".

[ajmrowland]

good. They shouldn't have even considered her.

[IagoZazu]

From the "no one is surprised in the slightest" file...

I'm with you there. Now she'll join forces with Glenn Beck and the rest of them.

Levi Johnston will ensure a nice, smooth transition.

[disneyboy20022]

Also, I thought this was funny...

Breakingest: Palin Resigns as FOX Contributor
Mon Jan 11, 2010 at 11:25:13 AM PST

In what can only be labeled as a stunning yet entirely predictable turn of events, former Vice Presidential candidate and "chief common sense haver" Sarah Palin has stepped down from her new role as Fox News contributor - only minutes after inking the deal.

Not wanting to be labeled as a quitter, Palin was adamant that this was because she was duped by the "elitist liberal Ivy-league educated freedom haters" who didn't tell her that there wouldn't be phonetics on her teleprompter and that she was "being lured into doing fascist work behind a desk that freedom-loving Americans can understand why she wouldn't want to do".

Palin's deal, the details of which are still undisclosed, was rumored to include responsibilities such as "reading all of the newspapers that are put in front of her" and one segment was rumored to be shot on location at the MSNBC studios to capture Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow in the break rooms "palling around with terrorists and others who hate our freedoms and who don't see the value in freedom loving common sensors who just want to make sure that our way of life isn't threatened by those who want to do harm to it".

Word is that a disagreement over shortening the title of the above noted segment to something coherent left Palin storming out of the Fox offices yelling about the "biased high 'flutin' big words of over educated people who don't have real world free market experience and values that are similar to those that real America has".

Palin did want to stress that, just like her quitting the Governorship a few months ago, this does not make her a quitter. Because quitting is "for those who don't ascribe to a higher calling of making sure that the next step in adopting principles that are free market and such thereto for furthering freedom and policies that Americans can truly believe in if we are to move forward".

Is this real news or just a joke site? Did she really turn it down now? or is it like a spoof site that reports fake news or something like that??

Like I said...Sarah Palin...the female copy of Georgie W Bush....if Bush and Palin were president and vice president it would be the equivlent of Beavis and Butthead running the Country....or we'd be having Spongebob as Secretary of State and possibly Quick Draw McGraw as the White House spokes Horse either that or Moose would now be on the white house dining menu

[SpringHeelJack]

Also, I thought this was funny...

Breakingest: Palin Resigns as FOX Contributor
Mon Jan 11, 2010 at 11:25:13 AM PST

In what can only be labeled as a stunning yet entirely predictable turn of events, former Vice Presidential candidate and "chief common sense haver" Sarah Palin has stepped down from her new role as Fox News contributor - only minutes after inking the deal.

Not wanting to be labeled as a quitter, Palin was adamant that this was because she was duped by the "elitist liberal Ivy-league educated freedom haters" who didn't tell her that there wouldn't be phonetics on her teleprompter and that she was "being lured into doing fascist work behind a desk that freedom-loving Americans can understand why she wouldn't want to do".

Palin's deal, the details of which are still undisclosed, was rumored to include responsibilities such as "reading all of the newspapers that are put in front of her" and one segment was rumored to be shot on location at the MSNBC studios to capture Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow in the break rooms "palling around with terrorists and others who hate our freedoms and who don't see the value in freedom loving common sensors who just want to make sure that our way of life isn't threatened by those who want to do harm to it".

Word is that a disagreement over shortening the title of the above noted segment to something coherent left Palin storming out of the Fox offices yelling about the "biased high 'flutin' big words of over educated people who don't have real world free market experience and values that are similar to those that real America has".

Palin did want to stress that, just like her quitting the Governorship a few months ago, this does not make her a quitter. Because quitting is "for those who don't ascribe to a higher calling of making sure that the next step in adopting principles that are free market and such thereto for furthering freedom and policies that Americans can truly believe in if we are to move forward".

Err... it's a joke... while I know it READS as things Sarah Palin almost could conceivably say, they aren't the sort of things she would allow to be published in print.

[disneyboy20022]

Also, I thought this was funny...

Breakingest: Palin Resigns as FOX Contributor
Mon Jan 11, 2010 at 11:25:13 AM PST

In what can only be labeled as a stunning yet entirely predictable turn of events, former Vice Presidential candidate and "chief common sense haver" Sarah Palin has stepped down from her new role as Fox News contributor - only minutes after inking the deal.

Not wanting to be labeled as a quitter, Palin was adamant that this was because she was duped by the "elitist liberal Ivy-league educated freedom haters" who didn't tell her that there wouldn't be phonetics on her teleprompter and that she was "being lured into doing fascist work behind a desk that freedom-loving Americans can understand why she wouldn't want to do".

Palin's deal, the details of which are still undisclosed, was rumored to include responsibilities such as "reading all of the newspapers that are put in front of her" and one segment was rumored to be shot on location at the MSNBC studios to capture Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow in the break rooms "palling around with terrorists and others who hate our freedoms and who don't see the value in freedom loving common sensors who just want to make sure that our way of life isn't threatened by those who want to do harm to it".

Word is that a disagreement over shortening the title of the above noted segment to something coherent left Palin storming out of the Fox offices yelling about the "biased high 'flutin' big words of over educated people who don't have real world free market experience and values that are similar to those that real America has".

Palin did want to stress that, just like her quitting the Governorship a few months ago, this does not make her a quitter. Because quitting is "for those who don't ascribe to a higher calling of making sure that the next step in adopting principles that are free market and such thereto for furthering freedom and policies that Americans can truly believe in if we are to move forward".

Err... it's a joke... while I know it READS as things Sarah Palin almost could conceivably say, they aren't the sort of things she would allow to be published in print.

Idk....Her Book Going Rogue speaks otherwise about the truth of Sarah Palin or the lack of it....

[Lazario]

Err... it's a joke... while I know it READS as things Sarah Palin almost could conceivably say, they aren't the sort of things she would allow to be published in print.

I don't know what's funnier, SHJ. Your first reply. Or this one.

[The_Iceflash]

Just curious, just how many of you who hate Fox News actually sat down and watched it before? I ask this 'cause I came across some people who were just bandwagon jumpers who never seen it before. I don't watch Fox News either but I don't like these "I hate..." bandwagons with people who only know what they've been told or do so because it's the norm to do so.

[SpringHeelJack]

I think anyone who has seen even seconds of Glenn Beck "tearing up" because he longs for the America of his youth where a boy could give a Coke to a football player has the right to say they hate Fox News.

[Lazario]

Just curious, just how many of you who hate Fox News actually sat down and watched it before? I ask this 'cause I came across some people who were just bandwagon jumpers who never seen it before. I don't watch Fox News either but I don't like these "I hate..." bandwagons with people who only know what they've been told or do so because it's the norm to do so.

I've watched Fox News many, many times and on many occasions. It's not hard - nor does it take long - to see that they're full of what makes the grass grow green.

Was watching O'Reilly last night, in fact, and he brought Laura Ingraham on again... Man, he was trying to make her out to look like a loony (which, compared to him, she is).

[ajmrowland]

I think anyone who has seen even seconds of Glenn Beck "tearing up" because he longs for the America of his youth where a boy could give a Coke to a football player has the right to say they hate Fox News.

That's the wrong example, I think. I've seen a lot of crap from Fox, but I'd have loved to grow up in a time where you could do that.

Nowadays, they'd arrest you, search you, check the coke for poison, and that's when you're trying to get through the crowd and are still about fifty feet away from the player.

[SpringHeelJack]

That's the wrong example, I think. I've seen a lot of crap from Fox, but I'd have loved to grow up in a time where you could do that.

Yes, but would you go on TV and cry because America today isn't like a fictional representation created for a commercial to shill Coca-Cola that you saw when you were a child?

[Margos]

Just curious, just how many of you who hate Fox News actually sat down and watched it before? I ask this 'cause I came across some people who were just bandwagon jumpers who never seen it before. I don't watch Fox News either but I don't like these "I hate..." bandwagons with people who only know what they've been told or do so because it's the norm to do so.

My grandma watches it obsessively, and I lived with her for a few years. In fact, I was encouraged to watch it with her so that I could learn "The Truth." Of course, after moving back in with my mom and trying to learn about the issues on my own, I realized just how much crap the Fox News team is constantly spewing. So I legitimately hate it.