To me at least, the first half plays like a comedy. Some of the scenes are freakin' hilarious, like when the map is lost.

I've always said the Curse of the Blair Witch was far superior to the actual film. LOVE that fake documentary!Cordy_Biddle wrote:"The Blair Witch Project" definitely disturbed me the first few times I watched it. In lots of ways the fake TV special "Curse of the Blair Witch" is even more unsettling.
To me at least, the first half plays like a comedy. Some of the scenes are freakin' hilarious, like when the map is lost.
I promise you- it's a whole other experience at night, with the lights off, the 5.1 track cranked up, good speakers, and the Dark Sky remastered edition. We can't forget that almost all these movies got their reputations in theaters. Replicating that experience as best you can gives you a better end result. As for Franklin- he was supposed to be that annoying, and no, the audience weren't expected to find him to be a sympathetic character. This is all about tension and every scene, you're meant to feel uncomfortable. On that level, every last shot is masterful and feels intensely thought-out. Showing things "in the simplest ways" is not in the best interest of many of the greatest horror films of that era of filmmaking. The 1973 film is a tremendous document of unease and pure hellishness, done often from an elevated level of terror that reflects the psyche of the victims. Most notably, in the scene of Pam's shocked reaction to the room of bones and feathers. And Sally at the dinner table scene. The closeups, you'll notice, of things like eyes and such were done only after she pretty much started checking-out, mentally. It's fear and panic from the inside-out.jpanimation wrote:I just saw the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre the other day for the first time and I can't express how disappointed I was. Having seen the remake a few years ago, one thing that stands out about the original is the complete lack of on-screen violence and the over-dramatization of just about everything (ridiculous close ups of hers eyes). Something terrible is happening and sometimes showing it in the simplest ways is the most effective (Tobe Hooper overdid a lot of what is in this movie and it made it more funny than terrifying, the same problem that plagued The Poltergeist among other things). This movie would be PG-13 is it came out today.
Franklin was annoying and made for some of the stupidest moments in the movie (falling down the hill when peeing in a cup, dumb reaction when hes getting cut with a knife, spitting with his tongue at his sister, whining about the keys and honking the horn, etc.). The thing I really liked about the remake is the silence of Leatherface and the threatening presence it omits (the wild dummy scream in the original is ridiculous).
What did I like in the original? The cheap grainy film for a realistic feel (similar to what Romaro did for Night of the Living Dead), this is a true story thing, and the lack of an extended family that was in the remake (his family killed any believability the remake had and the remake had a lot going for it).
Overall, I give it a 6/10
Doesn't quite live up to it's reputation but introduced some interesting concepts
Michael Bay's Texas Chainsaw Massacre is what the remake amounts to. We go from movies with substance (Alien) to movies that are all flash (AVP-R) when those kinds of directors get their hands on it. Although, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was pretty brainless but not music video brainless. I was just as disappointed with the remake, but it didn't have the good reputation, thats why I'm more disappointed with the original that was supposed to change the bad taste left in my mouth from the remake.Lazario wrote:Executed by a music video director ().
I don't want to say anything to make you believe I have the due respect for Halloween and Dawn of the Dead, but Texas is infinitely better than both. It's an absolute flawless masterpiece in every way, shape, and form. So- compared to those films, the acting is better than in Halloween, and the tone is more consistent and effective than in Dawn. People have to admit that there are scenes in Dawn that are distractingly silly. And it's a long movie, too. So, to make it longer just for the sake of things like pie fights and scenes with Peter and Roger goofing off that don't enhance the atmosphere and just have the movie running through the Goblin tracks until they have to fall back on the fairly miserable library-tracks. The mood becomes repetitive. These things, most people either forgive them because of Romero's important focus on social commentary, or because they really like the male characters. Like in the same way it happens there are fan-clubs out there for Kurt Russell's character in Escape from New York, or Patrick Swayze's "Dalton" from Roadhouse. Not necessarily because they got into the moment and are interested in the nuances of this or that, just because they like watching them run around with guns and think they're "badass."jpanimation wrote:Michael Bay's Texas Chainsaw Massacre is what the remake amounts to. We go from movies with substance (Alien) to movies that are all flash (AVP-R) when those kinds of directors get their hands on it. Although, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was pretty brainless but not music video brainless. I was just as disappointed with the remake, but it didn't have the good reputation, thats why I'm more disappointed with the original that was supposed to change the bad taste left in my mouth from the remake.Lazario wrote:Executed by a music video director ().
I see those early 70's films as important (Wes Craven's early work) but ultimately they just don't hold up (Jazz Singer anyone). They get all the attention for creating a new wave of films but since then they've been done better. To me, The Exorsist, Dawn of the Dead, and Halloween hold up much better as far as 70's horror flicks go. Same with Jaws and Alien, if they can even be considered horror (as much a horror as King Kong), as they were just all around well made movies. Texas Chainsaw Massacre disappointed me in the same way that Amityville Horror and Rosemary's Baby did (both of which I thought were utter garbage). Those two films perfectly established an erie atmosphere but the main antagonist (demon/devil) in those films just wasn't scary at all (actually made me laugh).
From me, Texas Chainsaw Massacre getting a 6/10 is pretty good, considering the crap made today would rarely get over a 4/10. Really, I didn't think it was bad, just not worthy of the status it holds.
What's wrong with being a music video director? Spike Jonze started doing those, and so did David Fincher at the beginning of their careers. Look at where they are now.Lazario wrote: Executed by a music video director ().
I'm sorry you seem to be upset by what I said, but the fact that Nispel is a director of music videos, proves what little respect he has for the original source material.KubrickFan wrote:What's wrong with being a music video director? Spike Jonze started doing those, and so did David Fincher at the beginning of their careers. Look at where they are now.Lazario wrote:Executed by a music video director ().
That of course doesn't mean that Marcus Nispel is as good as those two, but you don't have to be condescending about it.
The fact that he started in music videos shows how he is as a movie director? How is that even possible? The movies they make might not be in your taste, but that he started out doing music videos doesn't have anything to do with that at all.Lazario wrote: I'm sorry you seem to be upset by what I said, but the fact that Nispel is a director of music videos, proves what little respect he has for the original source material.
And I have nothing positive to say about Spike Jonze as of yet. It doesn't impress me whatsoever that a lot of people have a high opinion of Where the Wild Things Are.
Agree to disagreeLazario wrote:And as for Rosemary's Baby... It's the single greatest horror film ever made. It is the single greatest horror film ever made. That will never be changed. Either one of us could contest that. But it doesn't matter. There's nothing we can do to touch it. It's the ultimate horror masterpiece. Utterly flawless.
I agree you don't seem to like it. But it is still the greatest horror film of all-time. Nothing we can do about it.jpanimation wrote:Agree to disagreeLazario wrote:And as for Rosemary's Baby... It's the single greatest horror film ever made. It is the single greatest horror film ever made. That will never be changed. Either one of us could contest that. But it doesn't matter. There's nothing we can do to touch it. It's the ultimate horror masterpiece. Utterly flawless.![]()
Don't read too much into this. David Fincher is a pretty good director. Sometimes. But Nispel is not a serious filmmaker. And he should have spent a lot more time thinking Texas Chainsaw Massacre out before remaking it. He's a Michael Bay stableboy. That's all. And the fact is, being a music video director means for almost every one of them- it's all about the technical side and the story and many other factors aren't as important to them. Think what you want. But this is the way it is. To people like you, it obviously doesn't matter what background a "director" has. To me, it does.KubrickFan wrote:The fact that he started in music videos shows how he is as a movie director?Lazario wrote:I'm sorry you seem to be upset by what I said, but the fact that Nispel is a director of music videos, proves what little respect he has for the original source material.
Not really the point here, KF. If a movie lacks intelligence, any point whatsoever, and rapes a great original film just to make money- who's taste is it? The people being manipulated into paying the money?KubrickFan wrote:The movies they make might not be in your taste
I hate that movie. I stopped watching it halfway through when Matthew McConaughey showed up. I thought it was some MTV parody thing that they do for the movie rewards only to find out that it was an actual movie. I should've stopped watching it when Renée Zellweger showed her bad acting face but I kept thinking it was a movie spoof that would be funny. There was just as many stars in this crap as the other remake crap.slave2moonlight wrote:But then, maybe that's why I'm one of the only folks who really enjoys that TCM Next Generation sequel, ha. Yeah, that one was weird, but it wasn't boring.
lol My brother says it's scary but my cousin (girl) says it's crap. Supposedly the guy does a lot of stupid macho things that the girl finds stupid, but they sound completely realistic for a guy to do in those situations when your not really sure its real (antagonizing a demon anyone). My brother said the movies was a joke up until the very end when some really creepy shit happens. I'm just not getting my hopes up for this one as it sounds like another Blair Witch Project and will just rent it from the library.slave2moonlight wrote:And I haven't seen "Paranormal Activity", but my little sister did and said it was pathetic.
Ah, but keep in mind that they weren't stars when they made this.jpanimation wrote: I hate that movie. I stopped watching it halfway through when Matthew McConaughey showed up. I thought it was some MTV parody thing that they do for the movie rewards only to find out that it was an actual movie. I should've stopped watching it when Renée Zellweger showed her bad acting face but I kept thinking it was a movie spoof that would be funny. There was just as many stars in this crap as the other remake crap.
Thats horrible, doesn't sound like the typical Lifetime movie (bone crunching sounds). What's so bad is selfish/psychotic/jerk-off parents like that really exist in this word (http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/ss/related/88472). That is really disturbing and the fact that it could really happen makes it even more so.Siren wrote:The most disturbing movie ever, I don't even know the name of it...I believe it was a made for TV movie, like a Lifetime one. I was channel surfing when I came upon a scene that to this day horrifies me.
A man snatched a toddler from the mother's home...I believe he was the father and he was abusive and a nasty custody case happened and he lost and snapped...so he snatches the kid and runs down the stairs and onto the street with him, slams the boy into the ground and begins to STOMP him to death. Not kick, but literally, putting all his weight into crushing this boy to pieces. You don't "see" it really. You see the father from the waist up, hear the kid screaming and the screaming got less and less as he died. I remember you could hear bones crushing, but I don't think it was an "over the top" think. The mother and I think the grandmother ran out and were understandably freaking out.
I watched the whole scene in horror, I changed the channel soon after the attack was done and I've never been able to shake it.
Then... whatever you do... don't watch this:Siren wrote:The most disturbing movie ever, I don't even know the name of it...I believe it was a made for TV movie, like a Lifetime one. I was channel surfing when I came upon a scene that to this day horrifies me.
A man snatched a toddler from the mother's home...I believe he was the father and he was abusive and a nasty custody case happened and he lost and snapped...so he snatches the kid and runs down the stairs and onto the street with him, slams the boy into the ground and begins to STOMP him to death. Not kick, but literally, putting all his weight into crushing this boy to pieces. You don't "see" it really. You see the father from the waist up, hear the kid screaming and the screaming got less and less as he died. I remember you could hear bones crushing, but I don't think it was an "over the top" think. The mother and I think the grandmother ran out and were understandably freaking out.
I watched the whole scene in horror, I changed the channel soon after the attack was done and I've never been able to shake it.