Are You Gay 2? It's a New, More Fabulous Thread!

universALLove · Post by **universALLove** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:56 am

Beast_enchantment wrote:
Nick Bryant wrote: Will the orange one do...?
Have you the hips for that number?

I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie and I' starting to feel you boy. Come on, let's go, real slow...

Beast_enchantment · Post by **Beast_enchantment** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:05 am

Nick Bryant wrote:
Beast_enchantment wrote: Have you the hips for that number?
I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie and I' starting to feel you boy. Come on, let's go, real slow...

I'm a virgin. Be gentle!

universALLove · Post by **universALLove** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:06 am

Me 2

xxhplinkxx · Post by **xxhplinkxx** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:10 am

Nick Bryant wrote:
Beast_enchantment wrote:I'm a virgin. Be gentle!
Me 2

What the HELL is going on here?!

universALLove · Post by **universALLove** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:14 am

Wouldn't you like to know

Beast_enchantment · Post by **Beast_enchantment** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:15 am

2 gays, called John and Joe, are in a train compartment with just one other passenger.

"Joe?" asks John. "Do you mind if I fart?"

Joe replies, "Of course not, luvvy! Go ahead!"

And with that John emits a "Pffffffffff!" like an emission of steam, barely audible.

A few minutes later Joe asks, "John? Do you mind I have a little farty poo?"

"No darling!" says Joe.

And John duly replies with a "Psssssssss!" a mere whisper in the air.

The passenger puts down his newspaper and says, "I couldn't help overhearing you two chaps, but would you mind awfully if I had a fart?"

John and Joe reply, "Don't be shy on our part, go ahead!"

And with that the passenger lets out a "HRRRRRMPPPPPHHHHHHFFFFFFFF!", window-rattling, triple salko, 10 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo of a fart with possible follow through!

With that, John turns to Joe and says, "You can always tell a virgin!"

lmao!!!!!

xxhplinkxx · Post by **xxhplinkxx** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:17 am

That was HILARIOUS!

universALLove · Post by **universALLove** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:22 am

I musn't be any ordinary virgin then because you wouldn't catch me doing things like that

Beast_enchantment · Post by **Beast_enchantment** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:29 am

Nick Bryant wrote:I musn't be any ordinary virgin then because you wouldn't catch me doing things like that

OoooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooohhhhhhh, calm down you total vergan b4 you get beetans!!!

universALLove · Post by **universALLove** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:34 am

What are you Cherry Falls! Virgin gobstopper killer!

Beast_enchantment · Post by **Beast_enchantment** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:01 am

Nick Bryant wrote:What are you Cherry Falls! Virgin gobstopper killer!

I MAY be alot of things, but a virgin gobstopper killer is definitely not one of em! I wouldn't be so cruel. First i'd lure them into a false sense of security then make them dance for cake crumbs!

universALLove · Post by **universALLove** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:03 am

Beast_enchantment wrote:
Nick Bryant wrote:What are you Cherry Falls! Virgin gobstopper killer!
I MAY be alot of things, but a virgin gobstopper killer is definitely not one of em! I wouldn't be so cruel. First i'd lure them into a false sense of security then make them dance for cake crumbs!

you are a funny one! I'd dance for you but not fur crumbs, I'm a DIVA remember not a pauper! I'd dance for diamonds!

Flanger-Hanger · Post by **Flanger-Hanger** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:32 pm

Beast_enchantment wrote:I'm gayer than a christmas fairy out on drag night being hit in the face with a fendi purse!

Wow...that's pretty gay.

I'm as gay as...um...me. Part of me really likes not acting the way every stereotype tell me to behave.

Beast_enchantment · Post by **Beast_enchantment** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:34 pm

Flanger-Hanger wrote:
Beast_enchantment wrote:I'm gayer than a christmas fairy out on drag night being hit in the face with a fendi purse!
Wow...that's pretty gay.

I'm as gay as...um...me. Part of me really likes not acting the way every stereotype tell me to behave.

Yeah it is pretty gay. But im not like that all the time. I can act like an heroic, butch savior when i need to

Prudence · Post by **Prudence** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:30 pm

Who wants to guess whether or not I'm a virgin and to which sex I might or might not have lost my supposed virginity to?

SpringHeelJack · Post by **SpringHeelJack** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:45 pm

Criminy, it's like the ladies who lunch in here.

universALLove · Post by **universALLove** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:51 pm

SpringHeelJack wrote:Criminy, it's like the ladies who lunch in here.

Won't you come join us? Grab your Fendi purse, Jimmy Choo's and a stylish frock and you're good to go sista!

Beast_enchantment · Post by **Beast_enchantment** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:58 pm

Prudence wrote:Who wants to guess whether or not I'm a virgin and to which sex I might or might not have lost my supposed virginity to?

right well, with that face i reckon you're a skank who's first time was with a 27 year old unemployed drunk posing as a construction worker who turned out to be gayer than me, Plinky and Nicky put together! how accurate am I?

Nicky wrote:Won't you come join us? Grab your Fendi purse, Jimmy Choo's and a stylish frock and you're good to go sista!

Preach it, babe!

and don't forget the martinis!!!

Beast_enchantment · Post by **Beast_enchantment** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:26 pm

we need inspiration:

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universALLove · Post by **universALLove** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:36 pm

^ Is that suppose to be a big white box or am I just not seeing anything?

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