Favourite Quotes

[ajmrowland]

They all sound like interesing characters.

"Sorry you didn't get the info. Somebody has obviously forgotton to ask me to supply it!"
-Taken directly from an e-mail reply to do with French module choices...and spot the spelling mistake. Wink

I got that!

[reyquila]

"Let them hate, as long as they fear."

"Sarcasm is body's natural defense against stupidity"

[xxhplinkxx]

Hm. It wasn't so much hate as it was laugh. And there's definitely no fear.

[Wonderlicious]

Weird Greg sounds like quite a character!

Let's not go into the following times when...

*Weird Greg came early to a class, sat down outside the classroom next to one of my friends and started to sniff his shoes (which happened to be what looked like worn-out sweaty 5 year old tennis shoes).
*Weird Greg came into a class with a pair of leather gloves and acted like he was stoned (which included randomly whipping the gloves on the edge of the table).
*Weird Greg asked a guy if he would kiss his facial hair.
*Weird Greg showed me and some of his friends the contents of his wallets, which included a passport-sized photo of Britney, whom he declared his first-love.
*Weird Greg claimed to have listened in on his flatmates having sex.
*Weird Greg texted Katie (whom I mentioned previously) one Friday night about a date they were supposedly having (as I'm sure you can guess, it was all in his head).
*Weird Greg followed various people into various classes (which he didn't take in the first place).

And aj...consider that the person who wrote that particular sentence most likely went to Oxford or Cambridge (the equivalent of Harvard or Yale in the UK). It makes me feel good that even the "geniuses" of our world can be mediocre sometimes.

[Lazario]

Ab-Fab's got a lot of them too.

"So, how was the funeral?"
"Oh...you know, not bad."
"She was dead, wasn't she?"
"Yeah."
"Then it was great."

"My name is Patsy Stone, I'm an alcoholic, and what she did was an act of Humanitarian Mercy."
"That is hardly a reason to steal a crate of champagne."

"Why, oh...WHY do we pay taxes, HMM?! I mean, just to have bloody Parking Restrictions? And, buggary, ugly Traffic Wardons? And, bollocky Pedestrian bloody Crossings- you know? And those... BASTARD railings outside shops so you can't even get in them!! I mean, I know they're there to stop stupid people running into the street and killing themselves, but we're not all stupid! We don't all need nurse mating! I mean, why not just have a Stupidity Tax?? Just tax the stupid people!"
"LET THEM DIE!!!!!!"
"Yes!!"

"She is there behind the Rich & Powerful, beside the Rich & Powerful, under the Rich & Powerful! Ski-runs in Switzerland and-"
"Drug-runs in Cuba."
"Eddy..."
"Darling, she's a walking syringe, that woman."

[PrincePhillipFan]

I think this is now on the list of one of my all time favorite quotes.

"A gun. It is an amazingly simple device. An idiot can operate it, and indeed, many do." - Alfred Hitchcock