The Scenario Game

[Jack Skellington]

This is a new game that I thought up. (not sure if you had something like it before though)

1. First you write an awkward/ unfortunate event (Eg: Fierce Dogs are on the loose.)
2. The person below writes on how he/she would deal with the scenario mentioned above (Eg: Run and Hide !), and writes another scenario for the person below him/her to maintain the game. (almost like TPBM game)
3. Have FUN !

OK, I'll start the game,

"You're scuba diving in the ocean, as you almost get on your boat, a shark appears behind you."

[Lazario]

"You're scuba diving in the ocean, as you almost get on your boat, a shark appears behind you."

You have to think fast... Tell the shark a clever joke! Wait... He's not in the mood.

You start to swim away but as you look ahead, you make out a very large object that you don't think you can swim around nor do you have the time to go underneath...

[Jack Skellington]

I'd punch the Shark's eyes and get a hold of it, so It can take me to the other side.

"You're in an airplane, and a very obese man happens to be sitting in between your chair and the one he has."

[Black pearl]

I'd panic because I do not have a passport!

What kind of airline is this? lol

Some one comes up to you and they clearly know you.
They are really happy and excited to see you & says to you "Hello! How are you? What have you been up too?"
But you can't for the life of you remember who they are.

[blackcauldron85]

I would ask, "Do I know you?" (I'm an honest person!) and if they went on to say how we know each other, and I still didn't remember them, I'd probably say, "I don't remember you, but hi, how are you?"

You are in an alley and a snarling, foaming dog is coming at you.

[Escapay]

And I back away from the window that the dog is snarling from. The dog, however, continually runs into the window, hoping to get at me.

"You're sitting in Earl of Sandwich eating the best sandwich you've ever had, and a gorgeous brunette with killer legs comes up to you and asks if she can join you."

[blackcauldron85]

And I'll say yes and maybe make a new friend! (And, um, give her Albert's phone number?)

You have no money but really want to have (insert coveted item here).

[Jack Skellington]

I would sell some of my old stuff on Ebay and save the money until I can afford it.

You hear that there's a big film festival in your hometown, and your ultimate movie crush is coming over, but you can't get in unless your invited.

[xxhplinkxx]

Believe me, I'd find a way to get invited.

You find out you're pregnant but your husband thinks you're a virgin... oh wait, someone already came up with a solution for that.


Hmm. You're on a plane with your family, but you're one parachute short.

[Flanger-Hanger]

Well if the plane is flying fine and there is no immediate danger I won't think about it.

Your house is on fire and there is only enough time to save one thing? What will it be?

[ajmrowland]

Well, my dog, at least.

There's a tornado, and you're outside, away from the house.

[Escapay]

I'll run away from the tornado and to my house.

(ajmrowland did not provide a new scenario, so I will. ETA, never mind, he just did. I'll modify my answer.)

You're in line at Magic Kingdom for "it's a small world" when you get caught in a time loop and repeat the ride for three days.

[ajmrowland]

Escapay, it appears as if we posted at the same time.

I'd get out grab an axe and start hacking away at the ride. The time would repeat itself, anyway.

[Escapay]

ajmrowland, after you answer the previous scenario, you have to provide a new one.

[xxhplinkxx]

Well if the plane is flying fine and there is no immediate danger I won't think about it.

Ugh. I forgot to mention the plane was gonna crash.

[PeterPanfan]

I'll just make a new one.

You're in a store and overhear your "best friend(s)" making fun of you.

[blackcauldron85]

I would walk up to them and say "hi", and try to make them feel bad.

You put sunscreen on but you still got badly burned. ( Based on a true story and it hurts, too )

[Escapay]

I'd suck it up and still have fun. (but sorry to hear about your sunburn, Ames!)

You go out to dinner and order your favourite entree, only to have the server say "Sorry, we just ran out, do you want something else?"

[blackcauldron85]

Unless I was at the Olive Garden (where there's a lot I don't like due to onions and garlic), I'd just pick something else- I'm not picky!

You go on vacation without making lodging arrangements, and you can't find any hotels or motels with vacancies in the whole area.

[ajmrowland]

ajmrowland, after you answer the previous scenario, you have to provide a new one.

Oh, crap!