</center><i>Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the 5th Annual UltimateDisney.com/DVDizzy.com Movie and Media Awards. A few hours ago, the biggest stars from the worlds of film, television, music, radio, and print gathered on the red carpet with the most prestigious members of Ultimate Disney and DVDizzy. Now, they've taken a seat in the awards' brand-new home, The MM&TV Theatre, where they will award the best that the entertainment industry has delivered in 2008. Now, please make welcome your host, Aaron Wallace. </i>
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Aaron: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Fifth Annual UltimateDisney.com/DVDizzy.com Movie and Media Awards! I'm honored to return as your host! We're gathered here at Twilight before a Dark (K)night in Rodanthe -- also known as the forum -- to honor the Role Models of movie making... and music, television, radio, and literature too! So gather your whole family -- Baby Mamma Mia, your Step Brothers, the Sisterhood, your Made of Honor, and even a few Strangers too -- and let's get this show on the Revolutionary Road!
If you sat down with The Love Guru, you might have thought there was No Intelligence Allowed at the movies this year. For a while, that was true -- no one could Hear a Who through their thick Crystal Skulls and while he may be an elephant, Horton kept Forgetting Sarah Marshall. It was a Curious Case of confusion and no one seemed sure of what was Definitely, Maybe Happening.
Even The Reader Burned his Bedtime Stories After Reading, and it turned out that An American Carol isn't Fireproof after all. We Wanted to put out the flames but ever since the Tropic Thunder storm ended with a Frost, we've been left in Ruins with a Frozen River. Fortunately, an Iron Man on Wire made a Journey to the Center of the Earth, where he made a Mummy out of Hellboy and the flames were gone.
At last, armed with a fresh Vantage Point, we could all Get Smart again -- just in time for a College Road Trip!
I know this speech is becoming a bit of an Infinite Playlist but don't Bolt just yet -- I have more to Milk before you go Changeling that dial.
It's been a scandalous year, as The Secret Life of Sex and the City was exposed when Zack and Miri made a Porno in Cloverfield, Chronicled by a Visitor driving a Gran Torino and inappropriately reenacted in a High School Musical. And then there was the epic Encounter at the End of the World between a Kung Fu Panda and The Wrestler, whose Righteous Kill was overshadowed by the Slumdog Millionaire winning Seven Pounds of Fool's Gold and living The Best of Both Worlds.
No Doubt about it, it's been an amazing year!
So without further ado, let's get on with the show!!!
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for Ellen, but 
for Taylor...really, enough of you think that she's overplayed for her to "win" that award? 
for Dark Knight, but 
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