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[Just Myself]

My full name is Christopher Michael X.

Anyways, my name is Albert (as evidenced by how I end my posts), though on UD I'm also known as Escapay, Scaps, variations thereupon, and the fake CM triplet (though the other two CMs don't post often anymore, so that whole oldschool UD joke is likely lost on everyone by now).

albert

Well, I can't speak for Mr. Johnson, but I lurk the forums all the time. I just don't post much anymore. But the CM triplets is for life, man.

Cheers,
<strike>J</strike>CM

[jeremy88]

My name is Jeremiah Eli Ruiz, my Mom decided to name me that two days before I was born, she was in church and heard the name Jeremiah Eli, and liked it. Myself, I don't really like it. Most people call me Jeremy or Jeri and it's very weird when someone calls me Jeremiah these days.

[drfsupercenter]

Daniel Robert F*****

But really, I go by Danny, and Danny Robert sounds horrible. So it's either full name or only first. (So now you know where DRF comes from. Creative, huh?)

[Escapay]

My name is Michael
I live in New Jersey
I work for Wachovia Bank

Wachovia, eh. At least it's not TD Bank (I miss Commerce, if only because the big red C looks better than a green square with TD).

Soupy, as a fellow Jerseyan I feel it is my duty to tell you that there is no "New Jersey" except for use on postal addresses and legal forms. People either live in North Jersey, Central Jersey, or South Jersey, and they don't think it's funny when someone asks what exit from the Turnpike we live off of. It's like how we're not allowed to pump our own gas, how we can find a mall within twenty minutes of wherever we are, and how we go "down the shore" and not "to the beach" . We don't say we're from "New Jersey". It's "I'm from Jersey" or "I'm from North Jersey/Central Jersey/South Jersey".

the CM triplets is for life, man.

My name is Jeremiah Eli Ruiz, my Mom decided to name me that two days before I was born, she was in church and heard the name Jeremiah Eli, and liked it. Myself, I don't really like it.

You can always marry a girl named Mia and you'll be "Miah and Mia", as Mandy Moore said to Anne Hathaway and the guy with the wacky hair in The Princess Diaries.

Most people call me Jeremy or Jeri and one crazy guy even calls me Wilbur and it's very weird when someone calls me Jeremiah these days.

JEREMIAH! I've corrected your sentence in bold.

Daniel Robert F*****

Daniel Robert Focker?

albert

[Elladorine]

My name is K--

Er . . . never mind. I'm shy!

But honestly, for personal reasons I don't publicly attach my real name to this handle, although I do pass it out in private on IM and such. Maybe I will someday, but in the meantime most people call me E (yeah, short for my awkward user name) or Kay.

[jeremy88]

You can always marry a girl named Mia and you'll be "Miah and Mia", as Mandy Moore said to Anne Hathaway and the guy with the wacky hair in The Princess Diaries.

hah I remember seeing the Princess Diaries way back when with my friends and they all laughed "ahahaha! The dorkey guy's name is Jeremiah too! hahaha!" and I just responded with this kind of face -_- But hey if Mia just so happened to look like Anne Hathaway...I would not a mind being a couple called Miah and Mia for nicknames heh

JEREMIAH! I've corrected your sentence in bold.

Wow, thats the first since the last time my Mom was mad at me to call me JEREMIAH! lol, but oh yeah I definitely can't forget that one crazy guy who calls me Wilbur!

Hey enigmawing...could I combine E and Kay and call you Ekay?

[PixarFan2006]

My full name is Joshua Matthew Lundy.

[Elladorine]

Hey enigmawing...could I combine E and Kay and call you Ekay?

If you like . . . it just makes me sound like a sister to Ebay!

[Widdi]

Widdi = tmatcrd shsat owceot

Good Luck!

[Escapay]

Wow, thats the first since the last time my Mom was mad at me to call me JEREMIAH! lol,

First time, but not last time. Every so often I'll just randomly shout out your name to see if you're paying attention.

Widdi = tmatcrd shsat owceot

Good Luck!

I name thee...Doctor Matthew Scats!

The "Matthew" was obvious (at least to me), but the rest of the letters was confusing for a bit, though I do like what I did come up with.

albert

[my chicken is infected]

If I MUST give a real name, let it be Joey [middle name] [last name]. Most people call me Teapot these days because for a while, "joey is a teapot"/"joey the teapot"/"teapot joey"/some variation was my nickname on every site.

[drfsupercenter]

Daniel Robert Focker?

No.

But then again, if someone DID happen to guess my correct last name, I wouldn't exactly reveal it, for the same reason I didn't just say it to begin

Maybe next year when I'm in college and have my own mailing address, I will... but my parents already freak out enough when I get stuff in the mail, last thing I need is spam/joke mail.

[The Tickler]

Widdi = tmatcrd shsat owceot

Good Luck!

I'll say Matthew Scott... umm... Drasco? Cordas? Scroda? I could look up all the possible combinations in my North Bay phonebook, but being a creepy stalker isn't exactly on my to-do list this evening.

Eh, let's just say it's "So Rad" Matthew C. Scott. It just screams "I'm the epitome of awesomeness... worship me," don't you think? At least, it would have about a decade or two ago.

Oh, and I'm Phil. Nice to meet you!

[Lazario]

If I ever said my real name, over the internet, in any way place shape form... I think the universe would collapse unto itself and evaporate into a puff of smoke. For the same reason no one's ever going to see a picture of me- it's just not supposed to happen. And it won't. Ever.

Let me just say, that in some places online, I've said my name is: Sheldon. We'll pretend that that is it.

[Widdi]

Widdi = tmatcrd shsat owceot

Good Luck!

I'll say Matthew Scott... umm... Drasco? Cordas? Scroda? I could look up all the possible combinations in my North Bay phonebook, but being a creepy stalker isn't exactly on my to-do list this evening.

You got the first and middle name right.

Though if you wanted to be a creepy stalker here's a hint: there are only 3 people with the last name in the phone book and it starts with D.

Eh, let's just say it's "So Rad" Matthew C. Scott. It just screams "I'm the epitome of awesomeness... worship me," don't you think? At least, it would have about a decade or two ago.

lol If only... My last name happens to be one of the worst names in the history of the planet. It screams anything but awesomeness. XD

Ah well.

[JiminyCrick91]

I don't think I've ever posted my full name here but I'm Skyler Richard Queen III.



OK, I'm the 1st Skyler Richard Queen....that I know of, but doesn't it look nice with a roman numeral at the end?

-Sky

[Jules]

If I ever said my real name, over the internet, in any way place shape form... I think the universe would collapse unto itself and evaporate into a puff of smoke. For the same reason no one's ever going to see a picture of me- it's just not supposed to happen. And it won't. Ever.

*sigh*

I've always wanted to know what you look like.

Don't know how bad your name could be to not be shareable. Even Manos Glennorglendah wouldn't be bad.

Or wait ...

Perhaps you're a celebrity who's posed as Lazario for the past years. Of course you wouldn't be able to tell us your name or show us your photo! Not if you're, er ...

Are there any gay movie stars? Or is everyone to shy to admit it?

[Escapay]

You got the first and middle name right.

Hey, hey, hey, he might not have gotten Matthew if I hadn't already said it first, Dr. Scats.

Though if you wanted to be a creepy stalker here's a hint: <snip> it starts with D.

The phonebook hint doesn't help me, and I have a bit of free time...

Dacros (change the C to a V and you'd be Davros!)
Dacsor
Darcos
Darsoc
Dascor
Dasroc

Dracos
Dracso
Drasco
Drasoc
Drocas
Drocsa
Drosca
Drosac

Docras
Docsar
Dorcas
Dorsac
Doscar
Dosrac

These seem like the only options, unless it's something like Daorcs (pronounced "dorks"?) or Doarcs (pronounced..."dwarks"?)...

My last name happens to be one of the worst names in the history of the planet. It screams anything but awesomeness. XD

Well if it is Daorcs, I feel sorry for you.

OK, I'm the 1st Skyler Richard Queen....that I know of, but doesn't it look nice with a roman numeral at the end?

Everything looks better with a roman numeral at the end, except for movies.

For example...

The play "Henry VII" is better than Revenge of the Lace Collar IX: The Roar of Death (though some may argue that simply because it's lace collars. Roaaaarrr!).

The restaurant "Library IV" (despite its 40-minute wait) is miles ahead of Bambi II.

And "Skyler Richard Queen III" just trumps Star Trek XII: I'm Very Tired, even if it does contain the joke of "It's no good, cap'n! I canna reach de panel!"

Are there any gay movie stars?

I'm sure if you google it you'll find something.

albert

[Jules]

Are there any gay movie stars?

I'm sure if you google it you'll find something.

Well, I did find articles claiming that James Dean, Cary Grant and Marlon Brando were gay. But no clues as to the sexual orientation of current people in the business.

[Widdi]

It is one of the ones you listed Scaps but it's (thankfully) not Daorcs. lol