Who would win in a fight?

[Rudy Matt]

Round 1:

Chernabog vs. Quasimodo...

[Lazario]

VERY silly thread / post / poll / suggestion... But I'm goin' with the 'Bog man.

[Rudy Matt]

I don't know -- Chernabog seems to be vulnerable to the sound of church bells...

[toonaspie]

yup chernabog

[Lazario]

I don't know -- Chernabog seems to be vulnerable to the sound of church bells...

Who isn't? I hear the Devil himself is afraid to step into a church, yet is rumored to be responsible for all the evil in all men's hearts. Or something like that.

So, I guess if 'modo would just ring a lot of bells, the 'Bog Man would never try to attack Notre Dame. Or the rest of the world.

[Rudy Matt]

Chernabog is not Satan, he's just a "dark god" in Slavic Mythology. More of an elemental evil, not a political one out to corrupt the hearts of men.

[Lazario]

Chernabog is not Satan

I didn't say he was. I'm saying that what many people consider to be The Ultimate Evil is afraid of something almost no people physically are. So, what do the church bells have to do with anything?

I'm sure that scene was just done suggestively, him hiding from the bells. Or that because the light was coming out, the bells made him realize that. At night, there's no stopping him. I'd say.

[Flanger-Hanger]

I like pancakes.

[Escapay]

Why Chernabog would win...

-He can summon his minions and demons to attack Quasimodo and taunt him.

-He can raise up fire and brimstone and think nothing of it.

Why Quasimodo would win...

-He sure knows how to ring them bells!

-He's dealt with rocks coming to life and seeing a big one like Chernabog wouldn't faze him.

Why Chernabog would lose...

-He's afraid of the dark (at least according to "House of Mouse").

-He's stuck in one place, so he can't exactly retreat when he starts losing.

Why Quasimodo would lose...

-He's a peaceful person, he wouldn't want to fight.

-He's friendly and would probably offer Chernabog some tea and ask for advice on relationships.

In the end...I'd probably pick Quasimodo to be the winner. It's always fun rooting for the underdog.

albert

[Chernabog_Rocks]

Chernabog, as if it's even a question

I mean, he's so huge he could just squish Quasi with his thumb practically. If he didn't send his hordes of minions and ghouls after him first.

Oh and one more thing, I doubt it was the church bells that sent him back into mountain form, it was the fact that the dawn was beginning, hence the fact he shuddered at the light. I probably need to rewatch the segment but like I said I doubt it was the bells

[BelleGirl]

This is a silly poll! But I've voted for Quasimodo because I root for him and there's such a thing as David beating Goliath and Mickey beating the giant in The brave little tailor.
Don't ask me how he would do it!

[xxhplinkxx]

I can't even vote, this is too much of a WTF match.