Ultimate Disney Forumers Facts

pap64 · Post by **pap64** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:57 am

I got this idea from the compliments games and decided to take it to a whole new level...

You guys heard of "Chuck Norris Facts". If not, this in an internet fad in which really exaggerated facts about him are given (for example, "His chest hair cures cancer").

You are going to do the same thing, only with fellow UDers! You are going to take one member, then you write a funny and crazy fact about them.

Keep it civil and playful. Don't make mean spirited comments or use this thread to bash any member.

OK here we go!

Escapay is so great that his knowlege of film ratios brings sight to the blind!

Flanger-Hanger · Post by **Flanger-Hanger** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:09 am

Homer: Scaps knows all and sees all!

Willie: Oh this Scaps, he sounds like a grand fella.

Marge: Willie I don't think we're getting anywhere...

Willie: Would ya shut up woman he's talking about the Scaps!

PrincePhillipFan · Post by **PrincePhillipFan** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:49 am

Flanger-Hanger wrote:Homer: Scaps knows all and sees all!

Willie: Oh this Scaps, he sounds like a grand fella.

Marge: Willie I don't think we're getting anywhere...

Willie: Would ya shut up woman he's talking about the Scaps!

Now I have the urge to watch that episode again.

Amy is so kind and cheerful she puts Snow White to shame.

Flanger-Hanger · Post by **Flanger-Hanger** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:51 pm

PrincePhillipFan wrote:Amy is so kind and cheerful she puts Snow White to shame.

Actually, I think she puts Giselle to shame. Come to think of it, maybe Amy IS Giselle. If so, that makes an already super person even cooler.

Other facts:

Aaron is head of the Angela Lansbury Appreciation Club, which is located in his basement and so far no one has come because I still don't know where he lives.

Loomis really does like pants but do to a nasty turn with various clothes making companies he is no longer allowed to think highly of any kind of trousers.

A certain drawer of UD member portraits once drew a picture of yours truly but had to destroy it due to its Dorian Gray-esque qualities (a 2nd copy can, however, be seen at WDW's Haunted Mansion attraction).

Prudence actually does not like prunes and is the reason why attitudes toward Cinderella 2 have shifted 0.879% into the positive side this past quarter.

Brendon once ran for mayor of Boston with Carol Channing as his campaign manager but lost. (Now how the hell did that happen?!)

Escapay · Post by **Escapay** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:41 pm

Luke is so mysterious even he doesn't know what he looks like.

reyquila is such a DVD spendthrift that half of his paycheck automatically gets deposited straight to Best Buy rather than his bank account.

Disney Duster is so analytical that his future spouse/significant other/life partner will come with a 500-page dissertation to save him the trouble.

Loomis is really a superhero known as Pantsman. His superpowers include blinding his enemies with his pantsless legs and a special weapon known as the Pantinator which freezes your pants so you can't go anywhere.

blackcauldron85 once screamed so loudly on a rollercoaster that its reverberation caused the Earth to slightly shift its orbit by 37 degrees. Thankfully Chuck Norris was able to roundhouse kick it back! (A UD fact mixed with a Chuck Norris fact!)

Slipcovers are so evil that they caused the Black Plague years before they were invented.

Chuck Norris invented the slipcover to piss me off.

albert

Disney Duster · Post by **Disney Duster** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:00 pm

Escapay wrote:Disney Duster is so analytical that his future spouse/significant other/life partner will come with a 500-page dissertation to save him the trouble.

A little to close to the possible truth.

But all of yours were so clever and hilarious, my favorite being reyquila's. I didn't get why Loomis would be the pantsman is he hates pants, though.

Escapay is so informative, his original aspect ratio is infinite.

pap64 was the muse for Alan Menkin while he wrote "A Whole New World." That is also why he wrote songs for Hercules, because he had a connection to them, like muses were real people. Like Hercules, pap64 is mortal now and doesn't know his godly heritage.

Escapay · Post by **Escapay** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:07 pm

Mike wrote:I didn't get why Loomis would be the pantsman is he hates pants, though.

That's the whole point. He hates pants, so what better superhero guise than a name like Pantsman? Plus, I do say "His superpowers include blinding his enemies with his pantsless legs", showing that he's pantless even as a superhero.

albert

PrincePhillipFan · Post by **PrincePhillipFan** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:45 pm

Escapay's knowledge of OARs are so great it makes computers explode.

pap64 · Post by **pap64** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:13 pm

blackcauldron85 loves "High School Musical" so much that Disney Home Video is planning a special HSM trilogy box set called "High School Musical: The Amy Collection", featuring shout outs from the cast to all the fans, but specifically Amy

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blackcauldron85 · Post by **blackcauldron85** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:00 am

lol, all of these are so funny! I've been trying to think of things to write, but I'm not very good at these sort of things, but this is fun, so I need to try harder!!!

Escapay · Post by **Escapay** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:14 am

More forumer facts...

(first forum member to call dibs on this fact gets it) is bringing sexy back.

Julian Carter does not own any shirts due to a sacrificial bonfire by the Atlams, a group of anti-Maltans who try to make life hard on the little island.

Sprince is secretly the president of The Official Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea Fan Club.

Siren is the only person I'll ever trust to take care of my dog (if I ever get one, which is doubtful as I'm afraid of them) if I ever have to go on vacation and don't want to leave the poor guy at a kennel.

PrincePhillipFan's real name is not Tim...it's Howard.

2099net is The Doctor.

Flanger-Hanger once went all the way to Philadelphia just so he could sing "Fortuosity" in the streets.

lord-of-sith turned to the dark side only once, and that was so he could strangle someone who said his Halloween performance in "Sweeney Todd" sucked balls.

BVHE-Rep actually represents DreamWorks and posts here to play with our minds.

Escapay has denied every accusation that he's spammed the Walt Disney Company with letters asking for The Black Cauldron to get a Ten-Disc Ultimate Collector's Edition.

Jack never existed. He was a figment of UD's imagination.

albert

Flanger-Hanger · Post by **Flanger-Hanger** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:58 am

^

Great list!

And ya, that was one expensive planet ticket just to sing a song but it was worth it!

CJ · Post by CJ » Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:34 am

Escapay truly is my partner in crime. We travel to retail stores throughout the United States stealing slipcovers (for a massive bonfire in the near future).

Escapay · Post by **Escapay** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:22 pm

Ceej wrote: Escapay truly is my partner in crime. We travel to retail stores throughout the United States stealing slipcovers (for a massive bonfire in the near future).

Ceej, honey, where've you been??? I don't see your posts that much beyond the Birthday threads!

albert

CJ · Post by CJ » Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:48 pm

^ I haven't had much free time lately, but I have been lurking around the forums and quietly merging threads.

Escapay · Post by **Escapay** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:10 pm

Ceej wrote:^ I haven't had much free time lately, but I have been lurking around the forums and quietly merging threads.

Ah. Glad to hear my partner in crime's still here!

Though I think we can also add PeterPanfan to the "Partners in Crime" team. He's proven quite adept at the search function.

albert

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