Siren: That's a funny costume! You should have said "Hooker, wench, same thing" whenever someone said that you didn't look like a hooker.
Julian Carter: Don't know if I should congratulate you for being brave and posting a pic of yourself shirtless...or say you are a fool for posting a pic of yourself shirtless...
Anyways, here are more pics of me:
This is a pic of me from 2005, taken at the airport. This is back when I used to be clean shaven and wear earrings. I decided to keep the mustache because they told me I looked older with it. The earring I stopped wearing due to personal, professional and religious issues.
So, do I look better with a Van Dyk (Mustache and Beard combo) or clean shaven?
My friend said that with the cup of coffee I looked at serious, like a talk show host of psychologist, so I said "Go for it!". Ironically, minutes later after the silly pic was taken the other friend about me posing for pics.
CHICKEN! And just in case, the shirt has Atom Ant on it and says "Every Inch Counts"
In this pic I finished licking "Sonic the Hedgehog"...
OK, what really happened was that we were celebrating my nephew's Birthday and we ate this cake with radioactive blue frosting, messing our hands and mouths. I said, "Eh, why not?"
The secret is out. Yes, when I am not a funny, silly forum poster and videogame geek I am Santa Claus. Here I am with the ONLY Wii system in my entire workshop! The fun part was deciding which little boy or girl would get it! HAHAHA!
For those interested in my lower regions of my body (if you want to see me without the pants that will be 500,000 dollars, bub!

), here's a full body shot. If I look very tanned that's because the pic was taken at a beach resort we went to this summer.
Finally, this is me with my best friend Jesse when he visited me in 2006. He is MY DAWG!
