School bans hugs longer than 2 seconds

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ichabod
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Disneyfan wrote:What are they gonna ban next handshakes?
Of course, it's quite possible that a boy shaking a girl's hand could result in pregnancy.

The school in <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/orig ... g">this</a> report has already banned handshakes, they also insist that all male students have their genitalia laminated!
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It's amusing that the handbook states no hugs are allowed but hugs are limited to two seconds long. XD
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Post by chaychay102royal »

Not only is it a stupid rule, it's next to impossible to enforce. What are they going to do--stand teachers in the middle of halls timing the hugs they witness? :roll:
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