For those who remember the condom board....

[Jake Lipson]

Hey, guys. Thought of all of you earlier this week when I heard this joke. It is inappropriate for the younger Disney crowd who may or may not read this board, so, you know personally whether or not you should read this.
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A mother is absolutely terrified. Her daughter is 17 and dating, and she's worried that said daughter is fooling around on dates and might get a teenage pregnancy or viral infection. So she goes to her doctor for advice.

"Well," says the doctor, "You don't want to tell her she can't fool around because then she'll do it all the more to rebel against you, and that's not what you want. So what you need to do is bring her in here to me so that I can perscribe some birth control pills. But in the meantime, go to the store and pick up some condoms and ask her to use them for protection."

So the lady thanks the doctor and goes to the store, buys the condoms, and comes home. She finds her daughter getting ready for a date and says, "Honey, we need to talk. Listen, I know you're probably fooling around with your date, and I'm not going to try and stop you, but I think it'd just ruin your life and the family's if you were to get a teenage pregnancy or a viral infection, so would you please use these condoms for protection?"

The girl takes one look at her mother and says, "Mom, relax. I don't need these. I'm dating Susan."

[MickeyMousePal]

Why are you telling us this?

[Jens]

Relax MickeyMousePal, it's just a joke. Some people laugh with these kind of jokes and some don't. I don't think it's risque humor, it's a very real subject and a subject that shouldn't be left alone.

Good Job Jake! LOL

[MickeyMousePal]

That not to be joking about its a serious issue.
But it was a good joke.
LOL.
Safety first.

LOL