Anyone remember "retired" muppet characters like the Twiddlebugs, Herry, Mumford the Magician, Alice Snuffleupagus, Barkley, Bruno, and Forgetful Jones? Or human characters like Mr. Hooper, David, Susan, Linda, and Olivia?
Ames wrote:"Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!"
Newscaster: Here now to report is our correspondant, Kermit the Frog.
Kermit the Frog: [to someone else] Okay. Here's one. Why did the chicken NOT cross the road? 'Cause it's chicken. Get it?
[he laughs, then turns to the camera, as he's on]
Kermit the Frog: Oh! Hi-ho. Kermit the Frog here I am in Oceanview, Illinois, with the "Thank You" note Big Bird left saying he was running back to Sesame Street. The note reads: "Dear Dodos, you are a very nice family. Thanks for everything, but I am walking back to Sesame Street. I should be there in 3 hours, since it took 2 hours to fly here. So if anyone calls, you know where to reach me. Love, Big Bird." And here is the family that he left, the Dodos.
Daddy Dodo: Oh, are we on television?
Kermit the Frog: Um, yes, you are.
Mommy Dodo: Let's go inside and watch!
Kermit the Frog: Uh, who'd run away from a family like that?
Scaps
That is the saddest. movie. ever.
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