
A blonde cheerleader Harvard graduate moves into a posh suburban development condo paradise with her mobile zoo of talking animal friends. Soon she starts a romance with her handsome next door neighbor who is a superhero in disguise. Their romance is interrupted when he is called off to fight the war on Jamaican flying killer rubber stamps. One day, her talking friend monkey sneaks out of the house and goes to the local neighborhood concert hall and accidentally ends up performing onstage. Everyone loves him and his backup singing penguins and they are suddenly thrust into fame and fortune. Suddenly, a malevolent alien spaceship approaches Earth at the same time that a major astroid that will soon obliterate everything in its path rages toward hitting Earth. Suddenly, a big green giant and his evil partner, the jealous ex-girlfriend of a super powered terrorist who is now a championship chess player hatch a plan that uses toxic waste to resurrect the dead into unkillable zombies. Suddenly, the county high school has a talent contest just as the Prom Queen gets pregnant, at the same time that her stepmother is hit by a bus at the same time that a retarded man cracks one of the local university's biggest math problems and becomes a local hero. Suddenly, escaped convicts put on a jamboree featuring a barbershop quartet of musical raccoons. Suddenly, a high school freshman gets laid by his school's most popular senior, the President's daughter, who is also the Princess of England, who is also a superhero, who is also secretly dying of hair cancer, who slept with her long lost brother 3 summers ago. Suddenly, a mysterious fog rolls in and makes every house in town haunted, and all the superheroes become talking woodpeckers, and a van full of high teens trade their marijuana stash for talking goldfish, and computers take over the world by digitally erasing people and inserting computer-generated images that look more like action figures than people. Suddenly, the world is just a big orange circle that talks to kids watching TV, and it is revealed that life is just TV, and life becomes available on XBox and iPod. And this film is nominated for 45 Oscars, only winning 18.


