Excellent/Funny article on the Disney Princes

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Excellent/Funny article on the Disney Princes

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I was browsing around Retrojunk (a GREAT site for nostalgia junkies) and found this great article about the Disney Princes.

The author did an "interview" with each of the Disney Princes and they explain how's life with the magical princesses. Even if its basically a glorified piece of fan fiction it is very well written and captures the personality of the princes quite well. It also gives you a good idea of how their relationships with the princesses are. Its also quite funny and risqué in places.

You can read it here.

My favorites are Prince Eric, Aladdin and Prince Charming.
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:lol:

Oh my god that was priceless! I especially loved this bit from Prince Charming's: "I remember one evening she dragged me down to the castle kitchen to make potato soup, just the two of us. At first I thought it was silly. I was wrong. It was a wonderful night. We worked and talked until the sun came up. We ate our concoction, and, if I may be so bold, even tried to cook up a royal heir while we were at it." Naughty naughty Char!

And that caption for Prince Phillip as he's looking down at baby Aurora..."You better be hot when you grow up!"

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The captions totally make the stories!!! :lol: I think the best one is of Snow White's Prince when he is kissing Snow White: "People always ask me where my other hand was."

Those all gave me a great laugh!!! Thanks for the link :)
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People always ask me where my other hand was.
LMFAO!

Prince Phillip, Charming, Aladdin, and Adam were my favs
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LizzieMcGuire wrote:The captions totally make the stories!!!
Agreed! The captions were fantastic. Great find, pap64, I got a good laugh out of that one.
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CJ wrote:
LizzieMcGuire wrote:The captions totally make the stories!!!
Agreed! The captions were fantastic. Great find, pap64, I got a good laugh out of that one.
You're welcome :) .

I wanted to post this because I know a lot of people are fans of the princesses so I knew that an article on the Disney Princes would make for a fun topic.

My favorite caption was Cinderella's: "What? I wasn't cleaning, honest!"

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Haha,that was hilarious and well worth ten minutes!

Great find! :lol: :P
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Hilarious!
And I agree with everyone else the captions are the best.
I love those Disney spoofs/hommages..
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Ha, I've read that before. Funny stuff.
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That's hot.
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The whole thing was great but, yes, the captions were pure genius!

I especially liked "Don't worry, Belle. I'll still be a beast in bed." :lol:
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Re: Excellent/Funny article on the Disney Princes

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This artical was funny,espically Eric,Philip and John Rolf.
(There is some stupid Disney Princess artical which says that:
"Snow White's mother has a little problems-she wants to kill Snow White and when she faile,she poisen her,a really good children film".
"Ariel has hugh chest coverd,poorly,be 2 clam shells".
"Jasmine is seen with a stirper's look dancing with a cutrine like she about the throw it with the rest of her clothes"
And don't even get me started on Cinderella:
"Her sisters are ugly and she's pretty so she'll get's a happily ever after,it's so simple,the girl has a werid hair style and noble smile,kill me if she didn't got a bigger chest for her Platinum Edition).
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