Ask Disney Characteres!

[Ariel'sprince]

Dumbo:No! don't tell her! i"ll tell her when i"ll get merry,or never!.
So,Giselle,will you merry me?.

[PeterPanfan]

Giselle-My heart beats only for Robert. Sorry.

Snow White-What's it like..being the first Disney princess?

[Ariel'sprince]

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Snow White:Oh,it's just means that i"m more importent then the others.
So,Ursula,is it true that you got merried with Flatsome and Jetsome?.

[PeterPanfan]

Just a comment-Why don't you let other people play?

[Ariel'sprince]

Just a comment-Why don't you let other people play?

I let other people to play,then how long should i wait until someone will post?.

[Escapay]

Just a comment-Why don't you let other people play?

I let other people to play,then how long should i wait until someone will post?.

Here's a compromise...answer any question you want, even if other people answered it. Gives everyone a chance to answer and make up questions...

In the meantime, here's some questions I wanted to answer...

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU SAID THAT THE ONE THAT WILL FIT THE SLIPPER WILL BE YOUR WIFE!?!?!? WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE WHOULD FIT THE SLIPPER INSTED OF CINDERELLA!?!?!?!.

Prince Charming: Well, I was kind of hoping that no one would fit the slipper and that I'd be a confirmed old bachelor the rest of my life, doing nothing but spend months hunting in the woods and fighting off rumors from the press that I was gay and had a lover named Mike at my hunting lodge. OH dear, I said too much already!

So Pocahontas, give me one good reason not to call you a sl*t. I mean in the first movie you sung, jupmed from a rock, almost got drown in that river,runned like the wind, preached about love and stuff and all this just to get the blonde guy, the one and only love of your life. Then in the second movie you chose a "different path". How easy is it for you to change paths and morals? Or do the morals always stay the same, it's just the hunks that come and go?

Pocahontas: Honey, I was contractually obliged to do that second movie, don't blame me if there was a change in character. I was hoping to branch out to my own talk show, a sort of "Conversing with Nature" kind of thing.

So, Dumbo, does your mother know you drank underaged, you bad boy?

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(Dumbo doesn't talk! )

Snow White-What's it like..being the first Disney princess?

Snow White: (high-pitched squeaking sound that is incoherent and causes everyone around to wince)

So,Ursula,is it true that you got merried with Flatsome and Jetsome?.

Ursula: No, darling, I could never marry my poopsies. But I took their remains and marinated them overnight then sauted them with seaweed...made for a very good dinner.

So Dory, how has life been in the Big Blue after your movie debut?

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[candydog]

So Dory, how has life been in the Big Blue after your movie debut?

Scaps

Well I was finally able to afford that treatment for memory loss, or at least... I think I was... What was the question again?

So Fauna, Do you prefer pink or Blue?

[Flanger-Hanger]

Oh dear, I don't belive it is my place to choose, I mean green is my favourite colour, but blue and pink are equally nice. But between you and me, why do you think if Flora likes pink, she wears red? I mean, I know pink is a tint of red but still... Anyway, is it anyone's birthday soon. I'd love to make another cake and I'm sure to get it right this time.

So Archemides [from The Sword in the Stone], how is Wart, I mean Arthur doing with ruling a country?

[Ariel'sprince]

Archemides:Well,he's a great king,he takes care of everything,and got Madam Mim exiled!.
So,TinkerBell,what do you think of the Fairies franchise.

[Isidour]

Tinkerbell: Can't talk now, I have a date with Paris and Britney and I' supposed to bring the "pixie's dust"

hey Pooh, do you have guts?

[candydog]

Guts? Well Christopher Robin always told me to remember that I'm braver than a bean... Or was it stronger when I'm not seen....


Nemo, what plant do you live in?

[Ariel'sprince]

Nemo:nama... enamama... enamama.... Oh,F***! i can't say it!.
So,Mrs. Incredible,How are you and your family rip-off the Fantastic Four!? and you rip-off Mr. Fantastic!?.

[Escapay]

So,Mrs. Incredible,How are you and your family rip-off the Fantastic Four!? and you rip-off Mr. Fantastic!?.

Mrs. Incredible: Us? A rip-off of the Fantastic Four? Honey, the Fantastic Four don't hold a candle to the INCREDIBLES! I mean, even the word "fantastic" doesn't have the same "umph" as INCREDIBLE! (laughs awkwardly) Okay, okay, we may be similar in some ways. But think about it like this...they don't have a personal designer!

So Edna Mode...will you design me a supersuit? I have the power of acerbic wit.

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[Flanger-Hanger]

[looks at Escapay] Darling...............no......

So, Emma [from The Haunted Mansion] were you able to take all that stuff with you to heaven?

[Ariel'sprince]

Emma:No,there's setill things i had to leave behiend.
So,Grandmother Williow,don't you have anything else to say then "Listen with your heart"? well,everytime Pocahontas is going to see you you tell her the same thing (why does she go there if she knows what you'll tell her).

[Ariel'sprince]

But think about it like this...they don't have a personal designer!

No,but they have the Baxter Building! and H.E.R.B.I.E!.

[Chernabog_Rocks]

"Listen to your heart ArielsPrince now what is it telling you?"

So Belle, how long did it take for you to read all those books in Beasts library?

[Aladdin from Agrabah]

Belle: "Reading? Are you kidding me? This was the silly excuse I told the people in the village for not having a boyfriend! Now that I have sex, I don't need books. Plus, a baby is coming. No time for reading from now on! I'm gonna be a happy housewife!!
...Hmm, I now wonder why I didn't marry Gastone after all. Oh, well, I'm a princess now, that's why! Duh! Silly me!"
So Esmeralda will you finally admitt it that Quasimodo DOES turn you on??

[Ariel'sprince]

I listened with me heart,Grandmother Willow and... you did it,again! can't say something else? i have no idea why Pocahontas bother to talk to you if that's what you are allways saying.
Esmeralda:Okay,he does,but Frollo turn me on the most!!!!!!.
So,Lady Tramine,why don't you just hire a house maid and leave Cinderella alone?.

[Jack Skellington]

Lady Tremaine : "Why hire a maid, when you can get one for free ! "

Evil Queen, why didn't you just use your magic to become more beautiful instead of becoming ugly and going through all this to trick Snow White and kill her ?