Ask Disney Characteres!

[Aladdin from Agrabah]

Sebastian: Since da "Little Mermaid"'s release as a platinum my popularity increased tremendously so I'm goin' on a worldwide tour next summer. Stay tuned to get information about my upcoming documentary called "I'm going to kiss da girl". Da tour's cd and dvd will be released in Septemba!
So Megara what do you do to keep your hair so...err, ..big?

[Jack Skellington]

Meg : "Well Aristides, you might not know this but in Ancient Greece, women tend to keep their head long and tied in pony-tails, some of them wore head-bangs but I just can't put them on without feeling like a retard !
So I was basically following a trend that suited me, but my hair is not as crazy if you compare it to Spears' "bald" mountain ! Let's just hope Chernabog doesn't decide to change his residence !"

So Aladdin, are you sad that your movie is out of the platinum edition line of DVDs ?

[Ariel'sprince]

Aladdin:Well,i will have a platinum edition,but if i won't it won't be sad,when i turned into a snake or a shark that was sad! when Jasmine got tied up and gagged or spend Forget Me Lots in which she was dressed up as a domenatrix,that was sad,this whole stupit TV show was sad,actually.
So,Edward,what's it's like to fight trolls in Andalasia?.

[Prudence]

Oh, you heard me in the movie. (I am a handsome star to watch, am I not?) Trolls are fine to pass the time, but what matters to me most is being with my new bride, the love of my life, my heart's duet.
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Nathaniel, whatever did you see in Queen Narissa?

[Flanger-Hanger]

She was so nice to me. I mean nobody was every really nice to me, especially any woman, so I naturally assumed that there was something between us, but after I saw her obseesing over Giselle instead of me, I knew there was something wrong. When she called me worthless, I knew it was over between us. My book is selling well right now actually so I predict I'll get some attention soon.

So, Bonkers....what was your show again?

[Isidour]

Bonkers: How should I know? I`m just a...what am I supposed to be?

Priest from the Little mermaid, is that your knee or you're just happy to see me?

[Ariel'sprince]

Priest from The Little Mermaid:No,i was happy to see that Vennasa babe .
(if only he knew who she really looks like).
So,Cinderella,how does it make you feel when your stepmother change time to ruine your Happily Ever After? did the Fairy Godmother help you make them pay back? (they didn't call her the Fairy Godmother for nothing!).

[Aladdin from Agrabah]

Cinderella: What? She turned back time? Okay, NOW I'm really mad! Is this a fairy tale or a "Back to the Future" 80's movie?? I mean I knew she made the Prince forget who I am but I wasn't aware of her gone that far! I think I'm going to teach her a lesson! And I won't need my Fairy Godmother, I'll take care of it personally!
Okay Kida is it true that Disney image makers wanted you to look like Jem from Hasbro's "Jem and the Holograms" tv show or they came up with that haircut by coincidence?

[Ariel'sprince]

Kida:No,they wanted to make me looks like my father-the Kraken.
Okay,just kidding .
Kida:What show? do they show it on the Atlantic Network Television? anyway i"m based on Halle Barrie.
So,Prince Charming,WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU SAID THAT THE ONE THAT WILL FIT THE SLIPPER WILL BE YOUR WIFE!?!?!? WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE WHOULD FIT THE SLIPPER INSTED OF CINDERELLA!?!?!?!.

[Prudence]

Well, you see, I planned on crossing that bridge when I came to it. If I came to it. It seems almost impossible to think that other maidens in the kingdom wear a size four and a half. My father made the decree, anyway. I was going to see the maiden again the next morning. Don't worry, it's not hard for me to remember what Cinderella looks like.

Prudence, your thoughts on the Grand Duke? I hear rumors that he'll ask for your hand tonight.

(You know someone besides me has to answer as Prudence.)

[Flanger-Hanger]

Who? That Oaf! Certainly Not! He cannot even get simple tasks done around the palace, let alone handle a relationship! Now, please don't bother me with such frivolous questions, I have enough problems with getting the palace ready for Christmas. <talking to herself> Now which colour to use for the tree ornaments, cream or eggshell?

Now, Mr. Toad what is your latest mania?

[PeterPanfan]

Mr.Toad-*Talking to himself* So I put this screw into this tire..and then I spin it around and then..and then...OH YES *dances around* OH YES,I"VE GOT IT! Now what was that,my dear?

Peter Pan-Tell the truth. Tink,Wendy,or Jane?

[Ariel'sprince]

Peter Pan:Of course,Wendy,Tink is too small and Jane can't be a mother.
So,King Triton,what are your thoughts about human now that your daghter married one? and can you tell how your wife died?.

[Chernabog_Rocks]

"I'm slowly starting to trust humans more, but I don't interact with them much being a ruler under the sea and all . As for my wife, she died of a disease called missingdisneyparentsitis"


So....Tick-Tock (the crocodile in Peter Pan) what did Captain Hook's hand taste like?

[Ariel'sprince]

Really? i thought that she died when she saw The Little Mermaid II! .
Tick-Tock:It was really good! espcially with salt!.
So,Fairy Godmother,why it's allways until midnight? why not a week? or forever?.

[Aladdin from Agrabah]

Fairy Godmother: Who said it's always until midnight? It's just that, that particular night I had a date at 12:00, so I wanted to make sure I would have finished all my jobs by by then. I hate getting calls like "The dress isn't as sparkling as it was before" or "Why are my earrings stuck to my hairband??" during my date! Really pisses me off! Well, the Fairy Godfather knows I'm a woman of career but I just have to protect my personal life.
So Pocahontas, give me one good reason not to call you a sl*t. I mean in the first movie you sung, jupmed from a rock, almost got drown in that river,runned like the wind, preached about love and stuff and all this just to get the blonde guy, the one and only love of your life. Then in the second movie you chose a "different path". How easy is it for you to change paths and morals? Or do the morals always stay the same, it's just the hunks that come and go?

[Ariel'sprince]

Pocahontas:You don't understand,i just did it for money and papa Disney wanted more money for his wallet,don't forget the Disney Princess marchandise!.
So,Malificent,why you coursed Aurora,anyway? you shouldn't do that,and what's it like to be a dragon?.

[Isidour]

Malifent: Why should I have a reason? Do you want to be cursed too or what? Oh of course it´s "cool" as you say except for the hot feeling on your stomach...

hey Genie, why so blue?

[Ariel'sprince]

Genie:Well,becouse it's my favorite color.
So,The Queen (from Snow White),don't you think that killing Snow White is stupit? you want to kill her just becouse she's the fairest in the land but what someone prettier then her will come?.

[Disney Duster]

Ha! Well, you see, after I saw my stepdaughter capture the heart of that handsome young prince, I knew she would steal all my chances of getting him. There really aren't many people in my kingdom. I don't like dwarfs, I don't like the hunstman. He was the only one left, and I had to make a baby to ensure an heir to the throne. He was just gonna take Snow White away to his own castle in his own kingdom. How irresponsible of her, to abandon her own throne (even though I wouldn' have let her have it anyway). I wanted my kin to rule the kingdom after me, and he was the only prince beautiful enough to make a satisfactory future king or queen with me (we'd have a really beautiful baby). So, I just had to get rid of his distraction from me.

So, Dumbo, does your mother know you drank underaged, you bad boy?