*Escapay drinks an extra-large pitcher of Red Bull, then runs around wildly*
AAAAHHHHH!
I'm Prudence! I'll be your best friend! We can laugh and sing and discuss underrated Disney characters!
*Escapay then promptly faints, but gets up again*
Don't worry, I'm okay! I'm okay, okay? Just let me get my bearings and...whoa! Did you know that you are like...totally hot? And I mean this in the most emotional sense of the word. There's like this...this wonderful aura around you and I can see that you truly are a good person!
*Escapay runs around again*
AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Man, I should lay off the Red Bull. Dearie, can you pass me a decaf? No? Too afraid? That's okay, I'd be afraid of me too. But we're still friends, right?
Scaps
WIST #60:
AwallaceUNC: Would you prefer Substi-Blu-tiary Locomotion?
WIST #61:
TheSequelOfDisney: Damn, did Lin-Manuel Miranda go and murder all your families?