Disney heroine round table

[Joe Carioca]

I just found this site containing two articles about the Disney princesses getting together for a discussion. I thought it was very funny... it is not politically-correct, but the writers somewhat kept the personalities of the heroines. It may make some Disney purists angry, but, anyway, here it is:
http://members.aol.com/jiromi/princesses.html

Have fun!

PS: The part when Eilonwy comes in is hilarious!

[Choco Bear]

ha thats pretty funny and sort of how they probably would act if they were all put together


we should make a new for 2004 with a whole new cast of eroines why not carry on tradition if any ones interested i guess say so and we can come up with our own Ultimate Disney Heroines of the Round Table DIScussion

[Kram Nebuer]

Lol I was wondering if anyone else knew about this short play. At my high school for the Senior Directed Cabaret (a senior directed collection of short plays), this was one of the skits, and it was very very well done! My cousin was Snow White and she played the role perfectly. We were all laughing the whole time! If anyone hasn't read it, they should b/c it is really funny (especially Snow White's last line)!

[Escapay]

I'm wondering, though...is this an edited version? Or maybe the performance I saw had a few more ad-libs to it (such as Jasmine offering Snow White an apple, to which she shrinks back in horror and cries "NOOOOO!!!).

[Son of the Morning]

I went in, not expecting to find it funny at all, but I was pleasantly surprised:

Ariel: I read books. Human books.

Belle: Oh, right. You can't remember tough words like "feet"

[AwallaceUNC]

lol, this was funny!!

-Aaron

[Loomis]

What...I don't get it....

Oh, wait.

Sorry, my mistake.

I thought it said Disney "heroin" round-table....

There is, after all, a proud heritage of Disney characters on drugs...

[Tangela]

Not funny, I've seen a lot of this imaginary character chats and they always managed to disgust me. Princess Eilonwy is better than any of the other stupid Disney princesses, she didn't have to be rescued by some stupid prince, at least she can do something without the need of someone else, like stupid Aurora, who need not one, but three people taking care of her...

[Joe Carioca]

Not funny, I've seen a lot of this imaginary character chats and they always managed to disgust me. Princess Eilonwy is better than any of the other stupid Disney princesses, she didn't have to be rescued by some stupid prince, at least she can do something without the need of someone else, like stupid Aurora, who need not one, but three people taking care of her...

Eilowny DID have to be rescued! Yeah, she helped Taran to get out of that dungeon, but if it wasn't for him and the Magic Sword, she would have never scaped from the castle.

[Tangela]

Not funny, I've seen a lot of this imaginary character chats and they always managed to disgust me. Princess Eilonwy is better than any of the other stupid Disney princesses, she didn't have to be rescued by some stupid prince, at least she can do something without the need of someone else, like stupid Aurora, who need not one, but three people taking care of her...

Eilowny DID have to be rescued! Yeah, she helped Taran to get out of that dungeon, but if it wasn't for him and the Magic Sword, she would have never scaped from the castle.

Anyway, if it hadn't been for her, Taran would have been down in the dungeon much longer, so she was the first rescued. And no other princess would dare to try to scape, in such a brave way Eilonwy did.