tips on pantsing someone

[Lazario]

thats just how it is between us he gets me i get him back then he gets me again..

Oh, so you did get him back? I thought you meant he only gets you, you never get him.

sort of like a war i guess..lol the fin part is not knowing when it is going to happen..always a surprise..lol

Well, you know how he does it to you? If what he does works, just do the exact same thing to him. But from the sound of it, he's always got your back. Like he's always right behind you... Maybe you should just psyche him out. Always make him think you're going to do it to him and don't do it. Then if you ever did do it, that would surprise him.

This day and age with all the political correctness in the world...its probably a form of sexual harassment.

mmmm, the best kind!

Yeah. A real victimless crime.

I'm still having difficulty wrapping my head around this concept. I saw it on Girls Behaving Badly. But that was a clear act of feminism. This is just plain... bizarre.

[Ariel'sprince]

Tie him up,put a gag on him,send him to China or The Ocean,what's simpler then that? if i knew him we was allready bound and gagged in a harbor.

[Ariel'sprince]

This day and age with all the political correctness in the world....its probably a form of sexual harassment.

mmmm, the best kind!

Wait,are you a capoule? how come every time i join a forum there's a capoule who are members of the forum?.

[potterrules93]

laz..yes i do get him but very rarely..like 2 or 3 times every 2 weeks and hes getting me everyday..lol..hes on to me!! i know it!!! lol
~Ryn~

[Ariel'sprince]

laz..yes i do get him but very rarely..like 2 or 3 times every 2 weeks and hes getting me everyday..lol..hes on to me!! i know it!!! lol
~Ryn~

Try spraying on him with Hairspray.

[Lars Vermundsberget]

Just had to read this thread since I'd never seen the word "pantsing" before.

[Disney Duster]

Wait,are you a capoule? how come every time i join a forum there's a capoule who are members of the forum?.

What is a capoule? And in defense of xxhplinkxx, I like pantsing, too!

[~Daniel~]

I think Ariel'sprince means "couple", which I'm pretty sure there not -- just good pals, who joke around with eachother. At least, that's what I've gathered.

Oh, and what a funny topic!

[potterrules93]

ya..were not a couple..prefectly straight just goofing around as friends..
~Ryn~

[Escapay]

Wait,are you a capoule? how come every time i join a forum there's a capoule who are members of the forum?.

What is a capoule?

I think he meant "couple".

AFAIK, the only known UD couples are:

Luke/Renata
Mason/Prudence
blackcauldron85/peoplemover (aka Amy & Shane)
MichaeLeah (Michael & Leah, though Michael does the actual posting, haven't heard from them in quite a while)
RJKD (Ryan & Krystal, again with Krystal actually doing the posting, and again, haven't heard from them in quite a while)

And, of course, the ever-popular couplings of:

Alan/slipcover
Lazario/memnv
The Little Merman/Leonardo DiCaprio
Jane Christie/Jake the Snake

As for the pantsing thing...There's a great way to pants the guy and I'm surprised no one's mentioned it yet:

DO IT IN HIS SLEEP. He'll never suspect it, and he'll be confused when he wakes up. "Hey, why are my pants at my ankles?" "Someone must've pants'ed you while you were asleep!" "No way!" "Yes way!" "Good one, man!"

Scaps

[~Daniel~]

Only one problem Escapay, what if he doesn't where pants to bed?

[potterrules93]

lol about the sleeping thing..i know that he does where pants to bed but i dont live with him so i cant do that..we normally sleep over in the summer time so maybe next year...lol..but i will def. keep that in mind escapey..u seem like a pro lol..any more tips from you guys??
~Ryn~

[Prudence]

Well, this is a- different topic. Hit your so-called friend over the head with a heavy object, or just ask all my ex friends for advice. Scratch that last part. Here's a brick. Go hit him with this.

What am I saying?! If you want real advice, just learn how to defend yourself and if it is to the point of frequent harassment, tell a teacher. You shouldn't really "pants" him back. Of course, telling a teacher will make you a rule-abiding snitch like yours truly, but let's face it. You're fourteen. This is ridiculous. It will pass.

[potterrules93]

ya but i dont mind i get a good laugh and so does he...i am not gonna tell a teacher beacuse we both think its funny...
~Ryn~

[Prudence]

In that case, here is a funny brick.

[xxhplinkxx]

Wait,are you a capoule? how come every time i join a forum there's a capoule who are members of the forum?.

Nope, not a couple.

She's not my type.

[Isidour]

as I told...-wrote...however you call it--before, three simples steps

knock up
central place
pull down

[Disney Duster]

Mason/Prudence

They broke up.

as I told...-wrote...however you call it--before, three simples steps

knock up
central place
pull down

Knock up sounds like "get some girl pregnant" and central place sounds like honing in with the red dot from a rifle.

[Isidour]

ok...I thought that would be knock "him" up if I mean what you said before....but considering that's a him...

[potterrules93]

so what do you mean knock up, central place, pull?? explain please!!
~Ryn~