I read what you wrote, Escapay, and I simply imagined you, in a really tall building, peeking out the window and spitting at people. Then looking at them through the binoculars to see if you made contact. It honestly cracked me up!
Imagined?
Note to others: If Escapay is visiting a tall building, stay inside!
Escapay
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here's a few questions
Why is it at games the womens bathroom always has a line? what are they doing in there?
why do you bake stuff on a cookie sheet but bake cookies on the pan?
why is the redman red?
why is it when a singer brings out a second album the style is so much different?
why is there always only one or no parents to the main characters in disney films?
what is the meaning of life?
why do movies nowadays suck but movies from the 70's and before so much better?
why does eveyone want to have sex in every medium?
why are supermodels alway going on diets when they're already a size .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001?
why is pain so funny?
disneyfreak90 wrote:here's a few questions
Why is it at games the womens bathroom always has a line? what are they doing in there?
That's an easy one. First of all, yes, they take ages in the bathroom, but you're overlooking one big significant point: Women go to the bathroom with a support group. Yep, you've seen 'em do it! They go in twos, threes, fours, even fives! Now imagine five men are going to the bathroom. One uses the bathroom, the other four wait. Now imagine five women go to the bathroom, they each bring three friends. Now there's a woman using the bathroom and fourteen outside waiting!
Women naturally take longer than men to go to the bathroom. Unzip, sit, etc. Also, women take longer to make themselves clean. They wash their hands longer, fix their hair, blah blah. Also, it's somewhere they can go to discuss certain things, like the people they are with, without being overheard. Also, it's a chance for all of them to pee at the same time, and not have to worry about it later, and it makes it less awkward for the person who is going away from the group. I usually go with my friends, but I don't usually have my friends go with me. I don't like it when someone is there.
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