<i>A skit by Escapay</i>:
Aaron: And now, presenting the award for UD Member of the Year is a very special guest, the Academy Award-nominated actor Leonardo DiCaprio!
(Applause from the audience as the spotlight moves from Aaron to the side of the stage. A burst of fanfare, but nobody comes out. Camera cuts back to Aaron.)
Aaron: Um...Again, presenting the award for UD Member of the Year... Leonardo DiCaprio!
(The spotlight moves again to the side ofthe stage, waiting for someone to come out. Another burst of fanfare, then nothing. Camera once again cuts back to Aaron.)
Aaron: He's probably forgotten his cue. (in a louder tone) PRESENTING THE AWARD FOR-
(Aaron gets distracted, and looks to the side where he sees Leonardo DiCaprio struggling to pull Escapay on the stage with him.)
Leo: Come on, Al, stop being so difficult!
Escapay: I said I didn't want to present anything!
Leo: You're the one that got me into this thing, so now you're going to help me present!
Escapay: I wanted to watch the awards at home this year!
Leo: Will you let go of that pink elephant and just come out here?!
(The spotlight suddenly turns to them and the fanfare begins again, catching Escapay and Leo by surprise. Cheers from the audience as Escapay and Leo stand at the podium, though Escapay looks a bit terrified while Leo is perfectly comfortable.)
Leo: Hello there, everyone out in UD-land. As you all know, I'm Leonardo DiCaprio.
(More cheers from the audience. The Little Merman has to be held back by security guards as he attempts to climb onto the stage. There is a boo from Lazario.)
Lazario: You suck! Your movies suck! You're not hot at all! Call me when you finally reach puberty and maybe I'll give you a chance!
Leo: I love you too, Laz.
(Audience laughs.)
Leo: Anyway, I'd like to introduce you to my good friend and favorite stalker, Albert Gutierrez. Better known to Ultimate Disney as the one and only Escapay. Say "hello", Al.
Escapay: H..h..hippo!
(Audience laughs.)
Leo: Okay...we're here to present the award for UD Member of the Year. Al?
(Escapay stares straight at the teleprompter and reads.)
Escapay: The UltimateDisney.com Forums are a very unique place. After all, where else in the world can things like rolling eyes, a lack of pants, pink elephants, and words like "Cage-tastic" be considered normal? How many of us would actually sit down over dinner and have an enlightening conversation about finer points of Cinderella's transformation? Disney Duster and Disneykid aside, that probably wouldn't be many. But that's what makes the UD Forums so unique and wonderful: the sheer volume of absurdity among Disney fans that is considered completely and utterly normal. Within these forums are very unique members. Most can be found in the good ole US of A, while a sizable amount hail from far-off places like "PAL-Land" and "Australia, the Kickass Continent", and of course, notable members can be discovered as far as Malaysia and even Canada! While every member is appreciated and respected for who they are, in this crazy world of competition we must now announce the UltimateDisney.com Member of the Year. Who among us shall we consider the Big Cheese, the Super Genius, the Platinum Edition on the DVD Collection of Life?
Leo: And the nominees are...
2099net
AwallaceUNC
Disneykid
Escapay
Loomis
Luke
Mr. Toad
Prudence
Wonderlicious
Leo: See, that wasn't so bad was it?
Escapay: No...I guess not. Okay, are we going to the after-party now?
Leo: Hehehe, no. You gotta open the envelope.
(Escapay pulls out an envelope from his pocket and opens it.)
Escapay: Congratulations! You may already be a million-dollar winner...sorry, wrong envelope.
(Escapay crumples that up and pulls out another envelope.)
Escapay: Leo, my darling, my love, I think about you day and night and...wait a minute. Matthew!
The Little Merman: I love you, Leo!
(The Little Merman breaks free from security, runs on stage, and handcuffs himself to the DiCaprio. Escapay pulls out one more envelope and hands it to Leo.)
Leo: And the Golden Mickey for UltimateDisney.com Member of the Year goes to...
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AwallaceUNC
<i>This is AwallaceUNC's 9th Golden Mickey and his second for UD Member of the Year. He has a total of 14 nominations this year.</i></center>
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Thank you very much, Escapay, Leo, and all of UD for this honor! If it were up to me, it would be going to someone else, but I appreciate this nonetheless! You're all great. I love UD!
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-Aaron
Kermit the Frog comes out and sings one of his signature songs, if tweaked a bit...
