4th Annual UD Forum Awards - CEREMONY

[AwallaceUNC]

So sorry, everyone, I had to step out to attend one of my closest friends' wedding. I'm back now, and so is <b>lord-of-sith</b>! Here he is with the award for Avatar of the Year!

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<b>lord-of-sith</b>: Avatar. To some, the word conjures up images of a now popular Nickelodeon cartoon series. But to the members of Ultimate Disney, as well as a large portion of message boarders as a whole, the word brings only one image, the image below their username. A user's avatar can give others an idea of the user's interests, personality, or even physical appearance...

Oh come on! I can't be the only one to imagine Aaron looking like Amy Grant, right?


Right?


Anyway, avatars have sparked more than their fare share of controversy on UD, mostly with the restraint on their size, and how some are able to break it. But, as we let bygones be bygones, it just comes down to whose avatar -- or avatars -- is the most beautiful, humorous, and just plain fun to look at!

The members nominated for Best Avatar of the Year are:

2099net
Disneykid
Escapay
ichabod
Julian Carter
Luke
numba1lostboy
pinkrenata
The Little Merman


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<center>Julian Carter

<i>This is Julian Carter's 1st Golden Mickey award. He has a total of 3 nominations this year.</i></center>

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Congratulations, Julian! Let's take a look at an example of your avatar ingenuity!



Thank you, lord-of-sith, for a great presentation speech as well!

While Joan is recovering on the red carpet from her bout with Off-Topic, you can all look forward to the award for Controversial Thread of the Year!

-Aaron

[PeterPanfan]

Congrats,Julian Carter!

Oh! Joan Rivers on the Controversial Topic of the Year? That'll be a hoot!

[Simba3]

Congratulations Julian, your Christmasy Maleficent avatar was really great. Congrats on you win, well deserved.

[Jasmine1022]

YAY!!! CONGRATS, JULIAN! *HUGS*

i thought it would be you. I have my predictions for the future awards, as well. And because the awards took so long to continue, that means we get a few more today, right, Aaron? Right? RIGHT???

I hope I'm right....

[lord-of-sith]

Congrats Julain! Love the Maleficent avatars!

[Disneykid]

Congrats, Julian! That Maleficent avatar rocks so much. Let's see if you can top that this coming Christmas. Oh, wait, wasn't Julian executed for his pillow fight riot? Ah, well. I suppose Tia Dalma can always bring him back.

[blackcauldron85]

I think it's safe to come out of hiding now...
Great job, Julian! You deserve it!

Now, if only I could find the caterer...*gasp*...he's serving Joan Rivers! He's supposed to serve me! Oh, and the other UDers...if they're hungry.

Oh, caterer...I'd like another hamburger...

[Mason_Ireton]

*puts blanket on, playfully smacks mason in the head with the pillow*

Ouch, what an arm *grabs Jasmine's pillow then playfuly smacks her head* There's your graduation present from Prue and I.

Congrats Julain, way to go.

[Prudence]

- smacks Jasmine with a broom - Wait, do you want a better present? It's not Jasmine, but -

There you go. Ariel, drawn by the lovely Ms. Holly Bell who is not me. Ariel only looks like me more in this than in any other form, ever. Would that I could draw like that.

[Mason_Ireton]

*The fight stops and we admire Prue's gift* wow, it looks so refreshing and symbolic. *Hugs Prue* I hope you win sweeite.


Jasmine sorry for lil fight, no harm done right?

[AwallaceUNC]

Who better to introduce the Controversial Thread of the Year category than the man whose full-frontal exploits are the source of controversy here in Off-Topic Hall each year? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you <b>Loomis</b>!
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<b>Loomis</b>: Controversy was released in October 1981, and met with some critical acclaim. Reaching #3 on the US Billboard R & B Charts, it contained the singles of the title track, "Sexuality"; "Let's Work" and "Do Me Baby". Perhaps its most controversial track was the closer - "Jack U Off" - an ode to mutual masterb...What? Sorry, I'm being told that this award is *not *going to Prince's acclaimed 1981 album that was the forerunner to the multi-platinum /1999 /and /Purple Rain/. Instead, this is about the type of controversy to be found on this very message board. Obviously, we aren't going for massive ratings this year.

Controversy has reared its ugly - and sometimes musical - head on this board many times this year. In days gone by, your old friend Loomis was at the centre of some of these controversies. Sadly, my lack of a nomination as a thread starter this year means I get to present an award rather than accept one. Much the same way that Prince presented the award to Actress Renee Zellweger for Best Leading Lady during the 31st Annual People's Choice Awards at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium January 9, 2005 in Pasadena, California.

So without any further ado, the nominees are:

Are You a Virgin by sotiris2006
Mature Readers Only – Homo Classifications Thread by James
Rosie O'Donnell leaving The View by crunkcourt
Selective Service System. This applies to all US Males 18-25 by jeremy88
Frog Princess found & renamed! by Tk2
The Frog Princess Press Release by atlanticaunderthesea

Once again, no nominations for either Prince or Loomis. Controversy? YOU decide next year. The so-called winner is...

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<center>Are You a Virgin
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Of course, the Controversial Thread award doesn't truly "go" to anyone, but those wanting to reflect back on this year's winner can do so by reading the Are You a Virgin thread by sotiris2006.

Thanks to Loomis for a hilarious presentation speech!

The next presentation will bring us the award for Celebrity Interview of the Year!

-Aaron

[blackcauldron85]

Yay, "Are You A Virgin" & sotiris2006!!! Another well deserved award!

Lol, Loomis...just lol, for your speech!

[Dottie]

Congrats to Julian!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're avatars are simply amazing!!
Take some pink elephants:

Congrats to the "Are you a virgin"-Thread and Sotiris2006 for starting it!!

[Mason_Ireton]

I had a feeling that Are You A Virgin might win, quite unexpected indeed.

Ladies and gents. we have a special treat for you Disney fans....Have you wondered what happend to the 7 Dwarfs after Snow White lived happliy ever after? well we track 'em down and discovered that they joined a band, here's what they said.

Doc: Being part of a band has really given us the strength to move foward in life.

Sleepy: *yawns * It's *yawns againg* alot of *drowsy* alot of *big yawn* work.

Happy: Realy fills my heart with such emotion, these fellows are talented.

Grumpy: Heh! At least this groups knows more songs then our Yodel and Heigh Ho



Simple Plan and the 7 Dwarfs

As Dottie commented: Trying to recover from the loss of dear Snow White through their songs.

[PixarFan2006]

Congratulations to Julian Carter and Sotiris2006 for their wins.

Congrats to anyone else I forgot to mention.

[Prudence]

Oh yes, that thread was destined to win this award.

[Simba3]

Can't say I'm surprised the Are you a virgin thread won the Controversial topic thread award.

[Jasmine1022]

Jasmine sorry for lil fight, no harm done right?

-dead-

who knew i was deadly allergic to broom smacks?

[Mason_Ireton]

*Searches for a Disney prince* Hey we need a prince over here to kiss the girl, code Blue. *Prince Charming kisses Jasmine*

*looks at Prue* Next time alil smack could've worked.

I know my Entertainment is pretty random and you guys shrug 'em off, but I'm just trying to help Ichabod and Aaron on the entertainment side of the awards, wouldn't mind some apperication people, I did these cause I thought you'd like to see them but I guess they're not that important.

[Disney Guru]

Hello Darlings,



THE DISNEY GURUETTES JUST ARRIVED FROM A PERFORMANCE IN LAS VEGAS

Mitzi: I am so glad that I was asked to perform at this year's Ultimate Disney Awards Ceremony. Due to our managers issues of last year we were not able to perform but we are back and there is talk of us coming back for the 2008 awards but will let the guru inform you about.

Lana: Yes everybody I am happy to be hear also the awards of 2005 were wonderful besides Lazario slaughtering a few of our singers but our recasting last year with new members Sandy and Lulu as added new performers was fabulous once again thanks guru for being so great.

AND NOW COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM UTAH: THE DISNEY GURU

Hey everybody want to thank Mitzi and Lana for the lovely introduction and also a big thank to AwallaceUNC for being so great with his work on the awards. Also still crossies that I win an award hehe. But nough of my babbling.

So now lets start the show and I hope everyone loves the Ultimate Disney Awards.

This is the guru signing off...........................