4th Annual UD Forum Awards - CEREMONY

[AwallaceUNC]

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Welcome one and all to the 4th Annual Ultimate Disney Forum Awards! Tonight (and on the many nights to come), we'll reflect back on the best that 2006 and 2007 brought to this cozy corner of cyberspace. We've weathered heated arguments, elephants on strike, and The Cheetah Girls-- and survived them all. Of course, the last three ceremonies have brought with them both chaos and tragedy, as the red carpet became <i>blood</i> red. In response to last year's language, violence, and full frontal nudity (*cough* Loomis *cough*), security here in Off-Topic Hall has been increased and network censors are on the stand-by. This of course allows us the freedom to be all the more reckless, so I believe that we have quite the event ahead of us.

I'm honored to return as your host this year, as we honor just some of the very best of UltimateDisney.com. I expect that the legendary Joan Rivers will join us live from the red carpet throughout this year's ceremony, courtesy of our entertainment correspondent, ichabod. Speaking of the red carpet, our many guests continue to arrive outside, while these hallowed seats quickly fill. So without further adu, let the ceremony begin!

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen, LIVE from Off-Topic Hall in the World Wide Web, it's the 4th Annual Ultimate Disney Forum Awards! Featuring appearances by...</i>

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Prince Ali

The SequelofDisney

MickeyMousePal

Loomis

Escapay

Prudence & Mason_Ireton

Anthony

Julian Carter

Dottie

lord-of-sith

AwallaceUNC

Dave Wadding

Timon/Pumbaa fan

Luke

Disney Guru and the New Guruettes

Jasmine1022

Musical performances from the YouTube Performers

blackcauldron85

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...All this and much, much more when we launch the 4th Annual UltimateDisney.com Forum Awards with the presentation of "Signature of the Year". Stay tuned!


<i>*Cue "Hooray For Hollywood" *</i>


-Aaron

[James]

Yay, the ceremony's started! I look forward to the ensuing hilarity and of course the awards.
-James

[Jules]

Yes Yes Yes!! I can hardly wait!

[Disney-Fan]

I am sitting anxiously awaiting the ceremony!!

[blackcauldron85]

Yay! It's nice to see everyone (looks at the mostly empty room)...come on, people! It's starting!

[Jules]

Yay! It's nice to see everyone (looks at the mostly empty room)...come on, people! It's starting!

Yeah! Forget the Cinderella III threads! This is what you should be looking to! Life is now!*

*Hope I don't get sued by Vodafone.

[Jasmine1022]

Not gonna get toooooooooo excited yet, because I know that last year's ceremony took over a week! So I might just pop back in every once in a while

[Jules]

Not gonna get toooooooooo excited yet, because I know that last year's ceremony took over a week! So I might just pop back in every once in a while

Hey missy! You're keeping your ass here or my name isn't Joolian!

*receives a slap in the face*

Ow.

[Jasmine1022]

Not gonna get toooooooooo excited yet, because I know that last year's ceremony took over a week! So I might just pop back in every once in a while

Hey missy! You're keeping your ass here or my name isn't Joolian!

*receives a slap in the face*

Ow.

Fine. My ass stays here....

and no slap. *deslapifies*

there. much better.

[Jules]

Yeah. I like the deslapification.

One thing ... did I say "Joolian"?

[Jules]

Listen, we seriously need to inject all members of UD with a couple of pills of ecstasy. Escapay won't need it though - he's hyper enough already. The same applies to Loomis, unless we intend on observing a replica of one of Michelangelo Buonarroti's works of art.

[blackcauldron85]

Are we allowed to get out of our seat to go the bathroom? And, are they catering, or must we get our own food?

[Jules]

I brought a food deflector along with me, in case anyone gets any bright ideas. Oh, and I expect they are catering.

[Mason_Ireton]

Sweet Niblets, what a show y'all. This my 1st award ceremony. Good luck to all the nominees/winners. *hears Horray For Hollywood intermixed with the Mickey Mouse Club Theme*

[blackcauldron85]

Julian, what's a food deflector. I wonder what's for lunch...I'm hungry. My request is McDonald's...a McChicken & salad & parfait & orange drink, please. And McDonaldland cookies... ...I just hope it's not fancy food...you know how fancy UD is.

[Jules]

Julian, what's a food deflector?

Something to protect me from any flying food in case someone should decide to pelt me with it whilst I'm up giving my speech.

Oh well, while blackcauldron85 is ordering, I'll do mine aswell. I'd like a large cheesy pizza, freshly baked in Italy, and a small bottle of Kinnie. Thanks.

[blackcauldron85]

We'll be here for a while...can whoever is sponsoring this get us some electric foot massagers, please...my shoes are hurting my feet. And some blankets & pillows- if we'll be here for a week, we'll need to sleep comfortably.

[Simba3]

Woooohoooo! Lets get this show underway. Good luck everyone!

[Mason_Ireton]

I'll take a Subway 6 inch special, Italian bread, with Pepper Cheese, Tomatos, pickles, mustard, onions, green peppers, lectuces, and a diet pepsi please. *Follows Prue, who settles down next to Amy*

[Jules]

In honour of such a great event, I've brought back my first avatar ever. How many of you remember me with this old thing?