What the UD Forum Members Would Never Say

[ichabod]

Me, once again: I'm so glad people still choose to bring up my April Fool's prank even though I asked that it be forgotten which is why the threads were deleted.

Escapay

You can delete the threads, but you'll never delete our memories.

Here's a tip. If you want us to forget your April fool for next year, make sure you pull your stunt whilst we're all in the middle of watching Rock-A-Doodle! Therefore there'll be incentive for us to try and forget it


Me: Let's have a Rock-A-Doodle only channel which everyone is forced to watch, by law!

[Jules]

Timmy/Pumby Fan: Oh joy! Just Myself and I have decided to swap brain-waves! I am currently the official adorer of Nemo while JM is all ga-ga over Chicken Little.

Mason_Ireton: Dang! Cinderella's freaking hot, what with her pair of ****!! I'm dumping Pru!

Prudence: Dump me all you like, lover boy - I now have an appointment with Mr. Hot Stuff aka Brad Pitt. Boo to you.

ichabod: I am donning Sorceror Mickey's hat. ALOHA!

Karushifa: Who in the name of the fire demon is Calcifer?

Disney Duster: If I had to revise the Cinderella story, I'd say she get a glass bra instead. Makes it much more of a thrill ride for the duke.

Dottie: All prints of the original 1989 German-dubbed Little Mermaid can rot with vinegar-syndrome for all I care. BWAHAHAHA!!!

Disney-Fan: My name is Raz. Raz is I. Xena ... prepare for the wrath of the Raz.

Mermaid Kelly: Ariel is in reality a genetically-engineered clone of Sebastian, and an ugly one at that. Her hair is a dead give-away.

Escapay: I think Gromit needs a walk. He's been stifled in my avatar for too long (a year at least).

Loomis: I welcome you earthlings from the land of Pantasia. Here, we don nothing, but pants.

Josh: I'm this really mean, despicable teenager whose goal in life is to make other people miserable, so there! (I am also skilled in the art of hitting two birds with one stone, i.e. destroying Sydney and Canberra with one swipe of my martial arts skills).

Luke: I can't take any more of this much longer.

PixarFan2006: I am cute and fluffy, huggable and duffy ... ahem ... duck?

Hogi-Bear: I live in New Zealand, the regular destination of the giant grizzly - Peter Jackson!

[Prudence]

-laughs at Julian Carter's-

Prudence: "Ashlee Simpson made the right decision by altering her looks. I hated her black hair! As for her pointed nose, don't even get me started. Anyone with a nose like that should wear a veil when socializing. Being yourself is terrible if you look remotely like she did."

[Prudence]

- over a month later -

blackcauldron85: "I hate everyone."
Isidour: "HURRAY! FORUM AWARDS!"
Disney Duster: "I can stay past midnight." ;]

[Disneyfreak1990]

PRUDENCE: I hate Prudence! And i also hate Cinderella!
i could not see her saying that since she's a huge fan.

[PeterPanfan]

Escapy: I refuse to write any more reviews,now everybody else can do all the hard work!

Prudence: LIFE! LIFE! LIFE!

Disney_Duster: Cinderella can burn in hell;Ariel is my new love!

[memnv]

Big Disney Fan- I would never want to be a moderator and I believe that the Ultimate DVD thread should stay locked

danfrandes- I ask the best questions on this site and everyone loves me and would bend over backwords for me, it is so nice to be loved

[Escapay]

Escapy: I refuse to write any more reviews,now everybody else can do all the hard work!

Well, I haven't done one in more than a month (last review I did was Jump In, and that Sin City: Recut Extended Unrated is still staring at me saying "Come on, Al, you should be able to watch me now! Get over your newfound sensitivities and bask in the excessive violence and gore!"). I'll be getting a couple titles in June, though.

Escapay

[Jasmine1022]

Disney Duster: *something unexaggerated*

Escapay: *something boring and unopinionated*

Julian Carter: *something normal*

[Mason_Ireton]

Sotiris2006: I know somebody's lil secrect

Disney Duster: Who's the gossip?

Sotiris2006: Been sworn in

QueenRahel: I leave UD for half a month and there's already juicy gossip? fill me in baby.

[Prudence]

Prudence: LIFE! LIFE! LIFE!

Do you think I obsess over death? o__________0;;

[PeterPanfan]

xD No! It just seems like you're never...loud. lol

[Prudence]

xD No! It just seems like you're never...loud. lol

LOL! You don't know me in real life - I can get quite loud if I feel I'm being usurped!

[Disneyfreak1990]

funny you don't strike me as a loud mouth Prudence. i hope you aren't like my fellow classmates here where they won't shut up for five seconds.

[Jules]

Julian Carter: *something normal*

I love that!

[Jasmine1022]

Julian Carter: *something normal*

I love that!

[Disney Duster]

There's too many people to name, but everyone is doing a great job with what I'd never say! PeterPanfan discovered that Ariel's popularity has annoyed me somewhat.

danfrandes: It's okay, take your time.

Prudence: So I was at the mall yesterday and this women with a toddler in a stroller bumped into me and I was like "Ew b*tch don't you know I have the right of way in life?"

Jasmine1022: IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON!

Julian Carter: Ummm...guys, I don't like hearing that kind of talk, about, you know...breasts.

[Jasmine1022]

Disney Duster: Aww, that's cute. (just so you know, that honestly cracked me up, what you wrote )

Prudence: Shut up, Mason.

Memnv: I can ignore Prudence and Mason's forum-dating-ness.

Mason_Ireton: Jasmine, you're a b****

[Mason_Ireton]

Memnv: Disney isn't about Love at first sight

Prudence: Mason, sweet Mason I'm sorry bout the flirty girl, Jasmine

Jasmine1022: Me?, a flirt? balderdash

Mason_Ireton: I wonder how Hugh Hefenr can stand this type of stuff. B.T.W Jasmine...You're not a B**ch, more like a..a...shoot I forgot.

[Prudence]

funny you don't strike me as a loud mouth Prudence. i hope you aren't like my fellow classmates here where they won't shut up for five seconds.

Pfff, no. I can't stand people like that. Especially not if they scream 24/7, like certain girls I know. "HEY! WHAT IS THIS MADE OF? THAT'S GROSS! I WASN'T ASKING YOU! I DON'T CARE! I WASN'T ASKING YOU! HEY, I AM NOT TOO LOUD!"

Please to be losing your voices now.