What the UD Forum Members Would Never Say

[Prudence]

No, now it's more like this:

Prudence: "I am not hitting my head on my desk at my boyfriend's amazing lack of ability to play this game."

[Mason_Ireton]

One more time now people *rolls the dice*


Luke: Of all games posted on here, this one's the unpredictible game I've seen.


Mason_Ireton: I'm Not abusing my head on the desk due to my disabilty affecting my mind to grasp the game's concept.


I'm on strike 3 aren't I

[Prudence]

Woooooooow, indeed you are. Besides that, what "you said" made no sense. It made me laugh, though.

[Mason_Ireton]

so I got the point of the game?

[Prudence]

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-crickets chirp-
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Sort of. Perhaps you should sit this one out.

CJ: "Forum drama RULES!"

[Mason_Ireton]

You're right darling, not of all us are good at some things.

[CJ]

CJ: "Forum drama RULES!"

You really nailed me there, Prudence, thanks.

Prudence: "Prudence is the worst character in Cinderella II!

[Prudence]

CJ: "Forum drama RULES!"

You really nailed me there, Prudence, thanks.

Prudence: "Prudence is the worst character in Cinderella II!"

And part deux -

Prudence: "Why did Prudence have to return in Cinderella III? WHY, WHY, WHY?! She's such a stupid role."

~*~

danfrandes: -something intelligent.-

Siren: "YAY, IT'S CRUELLA DE VIL! She's like, my long lost twin and my total best friend evvvvvvvver! We like, have like, sleepovers where we like, skin animals for fun! It is totally fun, you know?"

Escapay: "I went to a thrift store today and bought slipcovers."
RachelSmachel: "A thrift store? They have slipcovers in those places?"
Escapay: "Ja! I love slipcovers that are cheap and used!"
RachelSmachel: "Me, too!"
Escapay: "AAAAAH! Would you like to come shopping with me? We can buy slipcovers without the actual DVDs inside them!"
RachelSmachel: "Would I ever! Who watches movies, anyway?"

[ichabod]

Mason_Ireton: I have a thorough understanding of how this game is played.

[Mason_Ireton]

Oi, was that a shot towards moi? if so then nice shot *laughs* Well least I tried my best, that's all I can say/do.

[ichabod]

Oi, was that a shot towards moi? if so then nice shot *laughs* Well least I tried my best, that's all I can say/do.

OK, I'm determined to get you playing this game, so let's give it one more shot!

OK, let's take Escapay for example. Now we all know that Escapay hates slipcovers with a passion, so therefore something Escapay would *never* say would be, for Example:

Escapay: I love slipcovers!

Similarly, Escapay last Sunday proved that he is willing to use a friends death to pull our heartstrings in order to convince us that he is leaving the forum as an April fools joke, so similarly something Escapay would never say would be:

Escapay: Using a friend's death as an excuse for an April fools joke is despicable!

Now 2099net is famed for his love of Doctor Who (and testing out various snack products ) so therefore something 2099net would never say, would be:

2099net: Snack foods are for losers, and get that crap Doctor Who off my TV!

one more...

We all know Requila will buy everything that Disney releases on DVD, In fact he'll probably have "I'm buying it" on his gravestone. So therefore something Reyquila would never say would be...

Reyquila: I believe I'll pass on this particular DVD, I can't see that it would add much to my collection.

Now, do you understand?

[Mason_Ireton]

I sort of understand, maybe I should watch from the sidelines, but I'm willing to try...again.


Ichabod: Why didn't I become an advice cousnler instead of giving advice to my computer?!


something like that perhaps?

[ichabod]

You're right, maybe you should watch from the sidelines.

Me: Hitting Mason_Ireton is something I would never consider doing, under any circumstances!

[Prudence]

Ichabod, he's hopeless. It would take a 3,600 page manual for him to understand how this works.

To M.I. -
Quit while you're behind, dear.

[Mason_Ireton]

Hopefuly you were being sarcastic bout that comment and you didn't mean it in a rude way. Sorry for not grasping the game as quickly like you guys did. *sighs flustered*

[Prudence]

Prudence: "Of course, this isn't hilarious and no one involved needs to lighten up."

[Mason_Ireton]

Mason_ Ireton: This might be fun but it's quite troublesome for me especialy grasping the subject, gon'na quit...for now...


Gon'na pop in the game once in a while, how's that, fair enough?

[ichabod]

Mason_ Ireton: This might be fun but it's quite troublesome for me especialy grasping the subject, gon'na quit...for now...

Forgive me, but I think what you meant to say was:

Mason_Ireton: There is no way this could be fun, but I have grasped the concept well and intend to keep playing.



Also,

Prudence: Let's be kind and patient and take as long as necessary to help someone understand.

[Mason_Ireton]

Mason_Ireton: How to tell one's really sorry *Looks for a truth potion* open wide Ichabod please.



seriously, thanks for trying help me understand really appericate it.

[Disney Duster]

Mason_Ireton, you love The Three Little Pigs, so I would write:

Mason_Ireton: I hate The Three Little Pigs!

Because that is something you would never say!