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One of the funniest things I've ever read

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From Amazon.com - a review of "Justin Timberlake - Live From London" DVD:

"Before Justin Timberlake, I didn't have much faith in music. Poseurs like Zeppelin, the Doors, and Dylan were getting by on their looks and not for their musical talent (they had none). Then my dawg Justin came along and showed us the real deal. He is a genius and a true innovator of soul and he writes and produces every note of his songs. This concert performance shows how influential he is. His dance moves influenced Michael Jackson, a middle aged man who badly wishes he were Justin. I've been watching this DVD up to 5 times a day because I cannot get enough of this amazing perfomance. I'm Justin's BIGGEST fan. If ever he were to stop recording, I would go to a private room and cry. I can't imagine music without him. This is an incredible DVD and you should get it immeditely."

rotfl

Pretty much all of this guys' reviews are laugh-worthy.
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I'm sold.
Thank God this guy hasn't reviewed the Chia Pet line or I'm afraid I'd be in for quite an embarrasment at our local Wal-Mart.
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:lol: What a funny guy!
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Here is some great quotes:

"... it has awesome performances by Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett that will haunt you for years. I'm shocked neither got an Oscar nomination." Pearl Harbor

"Now, the first 20 minutes of this film are really cool, but after that, it's like, goodbye plot!" Saving Private Ryan

"And why is this film done in black and white? Was Orson's budget so tight that he couldn't even afford to shoot in color?" Citizen Kane

"It got nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars, but it lost. Why? Because it stinks!!" The Shawshank Redemption

"Just because your wife is Madonna it doesn't mean you've got talent" Snatch (The movie was made before Ritchie and Madonna got married)

"There are movies that happen only once in a lifetime, and "Gigli" is one of them." Gigli (Yes, it is the one with Affleck and Lopez)

... and to top this of with a great quote from a Beatles CD rewiev: "But the music here blatantly rips off Oasis. John Lennon and Paul McCartney literally go into overdrive in trying to sound like the Gallagher brothers. That's not a bad thing, but it doesn't make them look original."
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Post by poco »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:headshake: :headshake: :headshake: :headshake: :headshake:

oh my!
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Ok, this has GOT to be a joke. But you never know, there are really really strange people out there...

My fav one is: "But the music here blatantly rips off Oasis. John Lennon and Paul McCartney literally go into overdrive in trying to sound like the Gallagher brothers. That's not a bad thing, but it doesn't make them look original."

LMAO!!!! :lol:
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Cinderelly wrote:Ok, this has GOT to be a joke. But you never know, there are really really strange people out there...

My fav one is: "But the music here blatantly rips off Oasis. John Lennon and Paul McCartney literally go into overdrive in trying to sound like the Gallagher brothers. That's not a bad thing, but it doesn't make them look original."

LMAO!!!! :lol:
Nah, that can't be a joke! The Beatles ripped off everything Oasis did...

Just like...did you know McCartney was in a band BEFORE Wings? Yeah! It's true...

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