Escapay wrote:A UD house party that will never happen...
Scene 1: memnv and Lazario, friends for life...
memnv: Lazario, you are such a good friend. Here, have a flan. I made it myself.
Lazario: Why thank you, memnv! How are the wife and kids?
memnv: They're actually doing pretty good. My son is gonna be Darth Vader for Halloween.
Lazario: God bless him. You wanna watch some of my DVDs?
memnv: Nah, I've got to go visit Alan. He's having a potluck and I'm bringing the spinach dip.
Lazario: Oh, let me come with you! I haven't seen Alan in weeks.
memnv: Remember, it's a potluck, so you gotta bring a dish.
Lazario: I'll bring the flan!
(both laugh. They get in the car and drive to Alan's in 5 minutes UD time)
Alan: Memnv! Lazario! How good to see you!
memnv: Hi there Alan! We brought spinach dip and flan!
Alan: That's great! We can set it in the kitchen for now and meet everyone out back. We're playing Picture Charades!
Scene 2: UDers playing Picture Charades on the patio in the back. Escapay is drawing wildlyon the board, while teammates Aaron, RJKD, and Luke try and figure out what he's drawing.
Aaron: Uh, it's a monkey. It's a monkey, monkey see monkey do! It's... an ape, going ape!
RJKD: It's a baby!
(Escapay points to her.)
Aaron: Planet of the apes!
Luke: Planet of the apes? She just said it's a baby. How about planet of the dopes?
Aaron: It doesn't look like a baby.
Luke: Hmm a big mouth... Mick Jagger is a baby!
Aaron: Baby ape, baby ape!
Luke: Stop with the apes would you please?
RJKD: Uh... baby's breath!
Luke: Rosemary's Baby's mouth! Won't you come home Bill baby!
RJKD: Babababy...kiss the baby!
Luke: Melancholy baby's mouth!
Aaron: Baba...baby fish mouth, baby fish mouth!
RJKD: Baby boom!
Aaron: Draw something resembling anything.
RJKD: Crying baby, kiss the baby.
Luke: Uh...Baby spitting up, exorcist baby!
RJKD: Yes sir that's my baby!
Luke: No sir don't mean may be.
(The timer goes off. Everyone stops.)
Escapay: Baby talk.
Aaron: Baby talk? What's that, that's not a saying.
Luke: Oh but baby fish mouth is sweeping the nation.
More to come, as Escapay replaces good actors with UDers...
Escapay
Gonna pick up where this left off, as we see more guests at the UD House Party...
Scene 3: dvdjunkie, T/P fan, and Prince Eric converse about...soap.
Prince Eric: Eh...Zmelguay isn't that great of a soap, I mean it has its moments, especially when washing your face, but in the end, I'll still take Dove. I like to read the various critic reviews in Soap Bar Weekly, and many agree that Dove is the mainstream soap, while Zmelguay is a more sophisticated soap.
dvdjunkie: Why should we rely on critic reviews on which soap to use? Let's stop nitpicking at soap and just buy the ones we really enjoy. So long as they aren't cheap imitations. I never let that Dove imitation, Canary, into my house. My kids may enjoy that, and their children enjoy it to a degree, but if it's not fit for shelf space at my store, it's not fit for shelf space in my bathroom.
T/P Fan: I HATE all soaps by Poxar! They're so revered by everyone else, but their soaps are so dull and colorless. The Looking-For-A-Great-Scent soap is a joke, I heard they used fish gills in Australia for it! Give me soap by SinkWorks instead!
Gonna do more later...
Escapay
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