"The Excellent Adventures" Story Thread/Game/Fun!

[Escapay]

<center>The Excellent Adventures</center>

Since the Disney turd thread is closed, I can't complete my story, so I figured...why not make it into a game? Anyways, here's how the game works.

For every chapter I write to the story, I'll give two possible choices for our characters to take. Members must then vote for which choice the characters take. However, to keep the story going and not die after a couple weeks of inactivity, I will only "accept" the first 10 votes (if that many votes are made, otherwise just the simple majority of votes) within the first 24 hours. After that, I'll post that Choice A or Choice B (or maybe additional choices afterwards) is the winning outcome (though it'd be obvious to people reading the thread), and that voting would be closed.

Then, once I finish the next chapter and post it, the process starts all over again, as each chapter ends on a cliffhanger with UD'ers (well, ten of them) deciding the outcome.

But, before we get to the actual story, we need backstory for people who have no idea what the crazy time machine inside joke is with me, Zoltack, and several others.

Characters: (Updated as new characters join the series)

Escapay - a UD'er with his own TARDIS, he goes on time traveling adventures with Jane Christie and Gromit.

Bill S. Preston, Esq. - a California dude.

Ted "Theodore" Logan - a California dude.

Jane Christie - a traffic reporter for radio, part-time bisexual, and all-around odd woman who currently is running a cheese factory after her garden center (with Buzz Lightyear) closed.

Gromit - the long-suffering dog of Wallace, he's joined Jane and Escapay on their time traveling adventures, and usually returns before Wallace realizes he's gone.

Chapter One: An Excellent Adventure where two California dudes end up in Escapay's bedroom.

(Escapay is sitting at his desk typing on his laptop when there's a sudden flash of light, and a phone booth rises from his floor. Two California dudes peer out)

Bill: Whoa! Where are we?

Ted: When are we?

Escapay: Um...my room...in 2006.

Ted: 2006...no way!

Escapay: Hey...I know you guys! You're Bill and Ted!

Bill: Ted my friend...it is refreshing to know that we'll be known in 2006.

Ted: Yes Bill...most refreshing.

Escapay: So...uh...what are you guys doing in my room?

Bill: Oh, right! See, this guy Rufus told us to gather historical figures...well not gather them, more observe...

Ted: But we had this totally outrageous idea to gather them ourselves!

Escapay: I think I saw this movie.

Bill: There's a movie about us?

Ted: No way!

(Escapay pulls his DVD of "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" from his DVD shelf and shows it to them.)

Bill: We're excellent!

Bill & Ted: Excellent!

(Air guitar riff)

Escapay: Okay, so...you guys gonna go now?

Ted: We need another historical figure!

Escapay: I'm in no way a historical figure, and this movie takes place in 1987 when I was two years old...

Bill: Yeah...but think about it like this, man...in the future...you'll be a historical figure!

Escapay: So you're gathering...future historical figures?

Ted: I..guess so. I never thought about it like that! So, you wanna come along with us?

Escapay: Why not? Only...we'll travel in style.

(Escapay takes them to the garage, where they see his police box.)

Bill: Dude...that's no phone booth.

Ted: Dude...it's an English one! I saw it on TV! They're like...bigger inside!

Escapay: You know what a TARDIS is?

Ted: My dad watches PBS.

(They enter the TARDIS. Escapay's traveling companions, Jane Christie of Coupling and Gromit, are in there already.)

Bill: Ted...are your eyes seeing what my eyes are seeing?

Ted: I believe so, Bill.

(Gromit raises his eyebrows at them and rolls his eyes.)

Bill & Ted: Gromit! Excellent!

(Air guitar riff)

Escapay: Bill and Ted, meet Jane Christie and Gromit.

Ted: Most definitely pleased to meet a bodacious woman such as yourself!

(Ted shakes Jane's hand.)

Jane: And I'm most pleased to meet such a lovely and loving couple!

Bill: Oh we're not like that. You know...(whispers) homosexuals.

Jane: Oh there's no such thing as homosexuals. There are people-sexuals!

(Gromit raises his eyebrows)

Jane: Aww, Gromit, you're so sweet!

Ted: You can understand what he's saying?

Jane: We don't speak on a verbal plane. It's a very spiritual relationship, Gromit and me. After my garden center with Buzz Lightyear fell through, I decided to get in the cheese business.

(A pantsless Loomis runs in.)

Loomis: Cheese! Me like cheese!

(A pantsless Loomis runs out.)

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

A: The TARDIS takes the group to the premiere of Star Wars in 1977.
B: The TARDIS takes the group to the Salem Witch Trials.
C: The TARDIS takes the group to three days ago, but in an alternate dimension.

Escapay

[Wonderlicious]

Group C, as long as I make a cameo.

If not, Group B. What happens when they go and see Goody Procter? A burnin', that's what.