Let the curtain rise on the:
Ultimate Disney.com: An Even Merrier Musical than the last Merrier Musical. So There!
Following on the footsteps of the ambitious Ultimate Disney Merry Musical Series, the Walt Disney Studios have now teamed up with Dreamworks SKG to produce this spectacular new show of gargantuan proportions!
Be our guest as Mickey Mouse, Shrek, Jeffrey Katzenberg and Bambi present to you this soaring adventure. Based on the new trend that musicals are now out of fashion, we will be dumping the songs in this release! (Aaron: WHAT!!?) Instead, we will just recite the lyrics in the most boring fashion imaginable! Now isn't that fun?
The featured songs, er... poems, are:
1) "Krammy Holiday!" -
Kram Nebuer gives "Jolly Holiday" the Christmas flavour, with himself as seasoning.
2) "The First Stitchel" -
Loomis recites how he acquired his first "Stitch" soft-toy, and feels nostalgic as he remembers how he used to gather his plush toys and talk with them for tea.
3) "Away in a Wallace" - This "Disney Channel Circle of Stars"' take on "Away in a Manger" portrays to us the roots of the brave Scottish warrior William Wallace; even if it has nothing to do with Christmas or UD. Remember that the so-called Circle of Stars will only speak, and not sing, so this should actually be more entertaining than usual.
4) "Noisy Night with TSoD" - "Silent Night" and
TheSequelofDisney just don't mix.
5) "Winter Wonderliciousland" -
Wondy takes us on a new trip.
6) "Chicken Little is coming to Town (with T/P Fan)" -
T/P Fan and his baby (as he calls it) our coming to town instead of the late Santa.
7) "Have Yourself a Merry Netty Christmas" - True... I just might get caught up in the Christmas lights' wires one day.
8 ) "Escapay's Pajama Jam" - "Here's Ugly Beauty! She's a lovely girl. Now look on your left, and look on your right, and holler like a Siren with all your might." This Elton John/Tim Rice collaboration can be seen here with added lyrics. Don't watch the censored "Princess Pajama Jam"! See the new version by
Escapay, with the unedited footage! Since this production is backed by DreamWorks, you will also see the princesses in bikinis; dating Shrek, while Princess Fiona sulks in the background, even Snow White!! (Fully animated by James Baxter, including Belle)
9) "Hard Itchy Hallelujah!" - Lordi feature as guests on this show; presented by
ichabod.
10) "Last Lesson of the Afternoon (D. H. Lawrence)" -
Disney Duster and
Enchantress pour some Disney dust on this dusty poem. It's sure to become magical after this dynamic duo change it into a holiday classic where teachers adore teaching their pupils!
TIME Magazine's Richard Corliss claims that one film frame from this upcoming production is enough to enlighten the world of the neccesity and beauty of DTV-Sequels.
This movie will be presented on Pink-Ray DVD in 4.75:1 anamorphic widescreen. Preferably, humans intending to view this movie should have their head shaped like that of a hammer-head shark in order to appreciate the special widescreen process.
Another technological breakthrough in this movie is that besides visual and hearing sensations, you can also have smelling sensations. In the beginning, movies had a picture. Then they got sound. Now, we are introducing smell! A special unit can be hooked up to your Pink-Ray player, and produce certain odours at specific moments of the movie, to further immerse in your experience. For example, when
Loomis is eating cheese, your room will become stagnant with a stench of Cheddar. This new technology has been (surprisingly) developed by Dolby Laboratories, and is being called "Dolby Aroma Surround". At the moment it's still a 1.0 surround, but in the future we hope to accomplish a 5.1 Aroma Surround where a smell (or a mixture of different smells) can be emitted from five separate units around you, and a particularly deep and sickly stench from the substink unit. DTS are also busy developing a competing system called DSS (Digital Stench System). The term DTS will continue to refer to Digital Theatre Systems. SDDS are also providing some input with the SDSE (Sony Dynamic Stench Enhancer) which will be used alongside Dolby Aroma Surround and DSS.
RELEASE DATE: 3rd October 2020
-Julian