Ultimate Disney: The Movie Musical

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This thread rocks a lot. Maybe I'm just too close to it all to see more lucidly, but while a joke this elaborate should come off as geeky or maybe overdone, there's nothing but pure hilarity again and again from Aaron's apt song selections and Escapay's satisfying DVD options.

Well done, boys! :santa: :pink: :excellent:
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AwallaceUNC wrote:"Under the Loomistletoe (You Never Know What You May Find)"*
[...]
*With contextual introduction by Leonard Maltin
That's brilliant. I can see it now.
"Hi, I'm Leonard Maltin. When Loomis first burst onto the Ultimate Disney scene several years ago, it was a magical time. Pretty soon, his rantings became impossible to stop, and the wonders were distilled in this raunchy - albeit catchy - holiday jingle. By today's standards, this 2005 song may seem outdated - and even offensive. However, its importance to the musical - and to music generally - remains. If you don't take him seriously, maybe he'll go away".
Escapay wrote:"Pasta Profiles: Loomis, Craziness in an Australian Bottle" – a 30-minute featurette hosted by Pasta67 about everyone's favorite Aussie, Loomis.
My own featurette! We could do a 'Cribs' thing and I could show you my pad, man.
Escapay wrote:“How Crazy Can You Get?” – a 60-minute featurette about Loomis, hosted by Loomis and starring Loomis.
That's over 90 minutes of Loomis! THAT'S how crazy you can get!
DisneyKid wrote:Well, maybe if we had a virtual gallery for some uncensored behind-the-scenes photos (particularly of Loomis antics)
Anybody who is interested in these photos should PM me :wink:

Seriously, putting the massive ego fluffing aside, this is - as Luke said - the greatest thread ever created.

Will anybody see this though? We all know how much people dislike sequels...
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Nice to see everyone enjoying Ultimate Disney: The Movie Musical, Ultimate Disney: A Merry Musical, and Ultimate Disney: A Merry Musical DVD sets!

I feel bad, though, having not drawn up the specs for Ultimate Disney: The Movie Musical DVD.

Aaron, when do you think Ultimate Disney III: The One That's Not A Musical will come out? :P

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the Aaron and the Escapay are theeee talentedest people on this forum! 8)

Well, that sounded weird but it's very true! That was an interesting read and I did laugh! I can't imagine how stupid I looked to the students because I was smiling and laughing at the computer. :headshake: :oops:
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Wahoo! I get my own production diary as well as two songs! People love me! Wheeeeeee! :D
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'Slipcovers burning', What is the world coming to, I can't understand what posessed these people to do such a horrid thing :P .

Great ideas guys, had a good chuckle. :D :lol:
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The DVD specs are great! I just hope Sony and Fox executives don't read this thread. :lol:

I especially like the playful jabs at the Cinderella Platinum set.
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Escapay wrote:Which UD Member are You? – a fun but pointless quiz that determines if you’re a Luke, a Renata, a Krystal, an Aaron, a Zoltack, a dvdjunkie, a Pluto Region 1, or many other UD members.
Oh, I'm definitely a Krystal. :P :lol:
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rotfl Escapay, I was laughing aloud throughout your whole DVD specs listing. That's great!
Escapay wrote:Aaron, when do you think Ultimate Disney III: The One That's Not A Musical will come out? :P
Well it was placed on the release schedule for 2 days from now, but subsequently removed without explanation. So the date remains unknown, but you can bet that it will be timed to coincide with the release of a new soundtrack, a 2-for-the-price-of-1 package of Ultimate Disney: The Movie Musical and Ultimate Disney: A Merry Musical (Single Disc Edition), as well as an action figure line of UD's top 50 posters and a build-it-yourself Polls & Games backyard playhouse for children.

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*Note: This is in the year 2010 and it's a trailer for a brand new movie*

Narrator: 5 Year Ago...

We took you into a magical Christmas world! A world full of wacky, bizzare but utterly fun new characters that all happened to love Disney! They brought some of the catchiest tunes ever to be heard, not to mentioned brought us laughs, adventure and loads of fun in an incredible new format that was a strange mix of live-action, traditional animation, CG animation, claymation and a bunch of other wacky types of animation that the audience doesn't give a damn about! Overall this is a classic that audiences have already treasured for generations! However because we feel so happy when we make you smile(that and we love the fact of us owning your money) Walt Disney Studios has decided to make a brand-new feature length film!

:santa: UltimateDisney.com: A Merrier Musical :santa: </b>

And we have a sepcial treat to go back stage just to see how this spectacular musical event is made!

*Timon/Pumba fan comes out on to screen*

Me: Hi I'm the famous UD member Timon/Pumba fan, but you can call me T/P fan! 5 years ago a gentlemen by the name of Aaron Wallace had a wonderful vision of two musicals! While the first one was a huge success, his Christmas sequel became one of the most successful films ever made! Since the Christmas musical worked so well we decided to make a delightful sequel that you can treasure along with the original! Since it's hard to build up to the incredible film that AwallaceUNC made, we dedicated this large amount of hard work to the late great Aaron Wallace!

Aaron: *shouts from the background* LATE? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! I'M STILL ALIVE! IT WAS ONLY 5 YEARS AGO!!!!

Me: Yeah but I didn't want to tell the audience that you were alive but you just ran out of ideas! Besides it makes the audience more emotional and increases our SALES!

Anyway sorry for the interuption! This films has brought back the original musical talents from...

Aaron: AHA! I got you now! Even though I decided to let you direct and write the film, I still decided to come back and write the music so there's no way you can bring "emotional" feelings to the audience! HA!

Me: Oh believe me, I think the audience got the impression that you weren't dead a while ago.....

ANYWAY!!! The creative Aaron Wallace, who is still alive and well after 5 years, has decided to come back and write 12 brand new original songs for this movie! These songs are:

"Deck a wallaceUNC"
"Luke Down Cherry Tree Lane"
"Snowhite8's Crazy Night"
"Let It Snow(a.k.a "May this Land be (slip) Covered by Snow Forever!)"
"The Adventures Of Santa and Pals: Christmas Gone Wild"
"Walking Down a Winter Wonderlicious"(*note*: since Wonderlicious doesn't support the idea of cheapquels, he has been recasted by *Andy*)
"Escapay with Great Shopping Deals for Christmas"
"Tangela(a.k.a The Nightmare Before Christmas)"
"Cindy Loomis Who"
"All I Want for Christmas(a Snow White Platinum Edition)"
"Miralce on SofaKing381222 Street"
"We Wish you a Maerj Christmas and a Junkie New Year"

But not only are we making this musical classic, but we're making it like you've never seen any movie before. Its has been filmed in 2.39:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer with 5.36 and 3/4ths of a quarter surround sound! So this means that you can hear Loomis eat cheese, watch Junkie roll his eyes and be amazed by the amount of cheesy jokes Escapay can tell like never before!

So now the only thing left to do is for you watch the movie yourself! This magical film will hit theaters on December 10th 2010!

I think this is a film the Aaron would've loved to have made himself?

Aaron: YOU THINK??? LIKE I SAID EARLIER I"M STILL ALIVE! YOU'RE TREATING THIS 5 YEAR OLD FILM LIKE IT WAS AS OLD AS SNOW WHITE OR CINDERELLA! YOU COULD JUST ASK ME RIGHT NOW WHAT I THINK OF IT!

Me: Okay Aaron, what do you think of this movie?

Aaron: Well this is a film I would've loved to have made!

Narrator: Coming only to theaters: December 10th 2010!
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:lol:

I love the future musical! Especially all the references to Aaron being "dead", lol!

Anyways, with a new movie comes new DVD specs, though this is simply for the newest box-set released by BVHE. Details for the individual release for the 12th movie in the series, "Ultimate Disney: A Merrier Musical", have yet to surface...

DVD Specs for "Ultimate Disney: The Ultimate Box Set!"

Release Date: March 7, 2013 (the marketing people are getting their act together and are now making the theater-to-dvd window much bigger and longer so as to increase the demand for the movie when it's FINALLY released! Also, there's a special system that detects bootleggers and sends them to Paris Hilton's bedroom, which brought bootlegging down 97%, a new record!!!)

SRP $79.99 (in 2013, the dollar has far greater value now, so prices are down which is great for DVD consumers as the bargain bin at Wal-Mart is now "2 for $1.00!!!")

Contains the following movies, each in their original 2-disc special edition except for Ultimate Disney: A Merry Musical, which is a 10-Disc Limited Edition and Ultimate Disney: A Visit With Loomis (2006 Unrated Loomis Edition) which is a 15-Disc I'm Just Like Wallace, I Love Cheese! Edition:

Ultimate Disney: The Movie Musical (2005 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: The Movie Musical (2005 director's cut)
Ultimate Disney: A Merry Musical (2005 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: The One That's Not A Musical (2006 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: A Visit With Loomis (2006 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: A Visit With Loomis (2006 Unrated Loomis Edition)
Ultimate Disney: A Visit With Loomis (2006 Family-Friendly Edition)
Ultimate Disney: The One That's A Musical Again (2007 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: The Fellowship of The Lohan (2007 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: The Two Lohans (2008 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: The Return of the Lohan (2008 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: Fun with Luke and Renata (2009 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: Guru-In-Law (2009 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: Finding Jack Seiley (2010 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: A Merrier Musical (2010 theatrical edition)
Ultimate Disney: The Bonus Disc, Part 1
Ultimate Disney: The Bonus Disc, Part 2
Ultimate Disney: The Bonus Disc, Part 3
Ultimate Disney: The Bonus Disc, Part 4
Ultimate Disney: The Bonus Disc, Part 5

Bonus Disc supplements TBA (simply because it's almost 4 am here and my mind turned to mush after Finding Jack Seiley)

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I'd definately buy this :D Could Prince Ali, MerXan and myself (The new Ultimate Disney-Addicts), do a cabaret version of "Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me" :eye: on the 2009 Re-Release of Ultimate Disney: The Musical? (Limited Time only, only avaliable for 13 minutes)
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Let the curtain rise on the:

:santa: Ultimate Disney.com: An Even Merrier Musical than the last Merrier Musical. So There! :santa:


Following on the footsteps of the ambitious Ultimate Disney Merry Musical Series, the Walt Disney Studios have now teamed up with Dreamworks SKG to produce this spectacular new show of gargantuan proportions!

Be our guest as Mickey Mouse, Shrek, Jeffrey Katzenberg and Bambi present to you this soaring adventure. Based on the new trend that musicals are now out of fashion, we will be dumping the songs in this release! (Aaron: WHAT!!?) Instead, we will just recite the lyrics in the most boring fashion imaginable! Now isn't that fun?

The featured songs, er... poems, are:

1) "Krammy Holiday!" - Kram Nebuer gives "Jolly Holiday" the Christmas flavour, with himself as seasoning.

2) "The First Stitchel" - Loomis recites how he acquired his first "Stitch" soft-toy, and feels nostalgic as he remembers how he used to gather his plush toys and talk with them for tea.

3) "Away in a Wallace" - This "Disney Channel Circle of Stars"' take on "Away in a Manger" portrays to us the roots of the brave Scottish warrior William Wallace; even if it has nothing to do with Christmas or UD. Remember that the so-called Circle of Stars will only speak, and not sing, so this should actually be more entertaining than usual.

4) "Noisy Night with TSoD" - "Silent Night" and TheSequelofDisney just don't mix.

5) "Winter Wonderliciousland" - Wondy takes us on a new trip.

6) "Chicken Little is coming to Town (with T/P Fan)" - T/P Fan and his baby (as he calls it) our coming to town instead of the late Santa.

7) "Have Yourself a Merry Netty Christmas" - True... I just might get caught up in the Christmas lights' wires one day.

8 ) "Escapay's Pajama Jam" - "Here's Ugly Beauty! She's a lovely girl. Now look on your left, and look on your right, and holler like a Siren with all your might." This Elton John/Tim Rice collaboration can be seen here with added lyrics. Don't watch the censored "Princess Pajama Jam"! See the new version by Escapay, with the unedited footage! Since this production is backed by DreamWorks, you will also see the princesses in bikinis; dating Shrek, while Princess Fiona sulks in the background, even Snow White!! (Fully animated by James Baxter, including Belle)

9) "Hard Itchy Hallelujah!" - Lordi feature as guests on this show; presented by ichabod.

10) "Last Lesson of the Afternoon (D. H. Lawrence)" - Disney Duster and Enchantress pour some Disney dust on this dusty poem. It's sure to become magical after this dynamic duo change it into a holiday classic where teachers adore teaching their pupils!


TIME Magazine's Richard Corliss claims that one film frame from this upcoming production is enough to enlighten the world of the neccesity and beauty of DTV-Sequels.

This movie will be presented on Pink-Ray DVD in 4.75:1 anamorphic widescreen. Preferably, humans intending to view this movie should have their head shaped like that of a hammer-head shark in order to appreciate the special widescreen process.

Another technological breakthrough in this movie is that besides visual and hearing sensations, you can also have smelling sensations. In the beginning, movies had a picture. Then they got sound. Now, we are introducing smell! A special unit can be hooked up to your Pink-Ray player, and produce certain odours at specific moments of the movie, to further immerse in your experience. For example, when Loomis is eating cheese, your room will become stagnant with a stench of Cheddar. This new technology has been (surprisingly) developed by Dolby Laboratories, and is being called "Dolby Aroma Surround". At the moment it's still a 1.0 surround, but in the future we hope to accomplish a 5.1 Aroma Surround where a smell (or a mixture of different smells) can be emitted from five separate units around you, and a particularly deep and sickly stench from the substink unit. DTS are also busy developing a competing system called DSS (Digital Stench System). The term DTS will continue to refer to Digital Theatre Systems. SDDS are also providing some input with the SDSE (Sony Dynamic Stench Enhancer) which will be used alongside Dolby Aroma Surround and DSS.

RELEASE DATE: 3rd October 2020

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:clap: It's about time we got another pointless sequel to the original two UD classics! You've even followed in the grand scheme of dumping franchise directors by the third film! Escapay's Pajama Jam looks particularly exciting, especially with the new James Baxter animation. I think we've got another hit on our hands! :D
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Disneykid wrote::clap: It's about time we got another pointless sequel to the original two UD classics! You've even followed in the grand scheme of dumping franchise directors by the third film! Escapay's Pajama Jam looks particularly exciting, especially with the new James Baxter animation. I think we've got another hit on our hands! :D

I think you missed T/P Fan's entry. Mine is the fourth film, set for release in 2020. :D
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<center>Ultimate Disney: The High School Movie Musical
Directed, Written and Produced by Joe Jarvis (why, that would be me!)</center>

Jimmy McDoodle (the top basketball player at Blue Raymond High School in the nice clean suburbs of Chicago) loses a game and subsequently loses his confidence in sport, so joins the film making society, yet can't think of what film to make. Getting away to look for inspiration, Jimmy goes to a Blues Club in Downtown Chicago. A new girl at Jimmy's school named Staceigh McKessie also happens to be here as she got lost looking for the Raven Store and needed a place to sit down. The two sing as a pair and it dawns upon both of them; they can mould their love of music and film and produce a High School Movie Musical about a bored high school girl who wants to be a princess, only to meet a prince in the form of a European prince who's joined her drama class. Yet there are problems arising due to the film's production! Coach Slander P. Williams thinks that Jimmy is getting too arty. And due to a number of complicated reasons that I won't get into, the flamboyant witchdoctor-cum-centaur Nebreskulia Branchina realises that he'll be able to split Illinois off from the rest of America and make himself King of Illinois if the film gets shown in the school hall and be allowed to unleash his killer genetic inventions on all who don't wear pants (watch out Loomis!). Can a native-of-New York chef and his wife save the day? Classic Disney style fun for the whole family!

Cast:
Jimmy McDoodle/Prince Ivan of Runcorn (the director and male star of the High School Movie Musical): AwallaceUNC
Staceigh McKessie/Jilly Jarvis (the producer and female star of the High School Movie Musical): RJKD23
Coach Slander P. Williams (the coach of the basketball team who wants Jimmy to stop being so arty): memnv
Nebreskulia Branchina (the Scissor Sisters loving witchdoctor-cum-centaur): Lazario
Dr Annie McDoodle (Jimmy's doctor mother): Paka
Robert McDoodle (Jimmy's father who just seems to read books all day): 2099net
Jenny McKessie (Staceigh's widowed mother): danamichelle
Timmy McKessie (Staceigh's younger brother): TheSequelOfDisney
Tony Melrose (New York born Italian American chef at local pizzeria "Tony's Stereotypical Bistro"/writer of the High School Movie Musical): Luke
Penny Melrose (Tony's wife): pinkrenata
Hayley Weather/Renne Day (Staceigh's best friend/co-star of High School Movie Musical): PlutoRegion1
Josh Currey/Gregory N Chant (Jimmy's best friend/co-star): Escapay
Gideon Bible/Mitch Ellen (Jimmy's second best friend/co-star): ichabod
Principal Dave McGinley (the high school principal/film society head): Dave Wadding
The Governor of Illinois: Timon/Pumbaa Fan

Track listing (with description of scenario):
1. Basketball Case (Jimmy starts going crazy due to losing the basketball game)
2. The Rainbow Collection (Staceigh sings of what she wishes to find in the Raven Store)
3. The Blue Raymond Blues (the song that Staceigh and Jimmy sing together)
4. Since I Have no Wings, You're The Wind Beneath my Arms (comical duet between Tony and Penny)
5. Horray for Jollywood! (Jimmy starts production rolling and renames Chicago as a Jollier Hollywood aka Jollywood)
6. Poor Unfortunate Goals (Scissor Sisters style number in which the Witchdoctor observes the friction between Slander and Jimmy, and how the film's screening could help him become King of Illinois)
7. It's a Big World (the Principal explains to the cast why they can't film in Holland)
8. Lady in Blue (Jimmy dreams of him and Staceigh, dressed in blue, dancing in the clouds)
9. One Day More (Jimmy sings of his nerves over the premiere, Staceigh sings to Hayley of her love for Jimmy, the Principal sings to himself whilst cooking and Penny uncovers how the Witchdoctor will take control).
10. Film Medely (medely of songs from the High School Movie Musical shown during the screening)
11. Finale (Jimmy kisses Staceigh, they have a few laughs, then start reprises of the previous songs)
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I'm making the theatrical movie poster for Wonderlicious' latest entry.
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Wow. These threads are silly, but still extremely funny. Looking forward to the poster Julian.
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Pant! Pant! Here's the theatrical poster. I made it all on Paint. Enjoy. :)

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Post by skyler888 »

HA HA holy geez,but now you have to have the "Ultimate Disney: The High School Movie Musical REMIX EDITION!!
including 2 never before seen musical numbers ,a deleted alternate ending a new music video by the cheetah girls! ;p
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