dvdjunkie wrote:Maybe you had your pants on too tight, or didn't have any on at all Loomis. I think you had your mind made up not to like this film from the get-go, and have missed the whole point of what "Cars" is all about.  I didn't even notice the length of the film, because the story was so focused on showing Lightning McQeen that there was no "I" in the word Team.  He was such a pompous, arrogant, ass in the beginning of the film, and carelessly crashing into Radiator Springs and causing all the damage he did was his come-uppance. All of the character voices fit, and I think that this film showed a depth that not many films today show that have live actors in them.  I never once missed the fact that there were no 'people' in the film because in this movie the 'Cars' were the people.
I thought the movie had more heart than I ever thought an animated movie could have.  I thought the humor was in all the right places, and I was so involved in the story that I never notice an "abundance of fart jokes" - in fact I only remember one, to be exact.  The 'tractor tippin' ' scene was oneo fhte funniest sequences in the film, and I thought the "new" Lightning McQueen at the end of the movie was a complete 180 degrees from the one in the beginning of the movie.
You also failed to mention the John Ratzanberg salute at the end, and dedication scene, but perhaps you were too wrapped up in how much you were going to enjoy slamming this very good film from the studios of Pixar.
 

 
By which you mean, I assume, "Thank you for your opinion, Loomis. However, I beg to differ on the following points..." 
 
 
We are, Mr. junkie, going to have to agree to disagree on this one.
Ok, there was a character arc, but a very obvious one. As I said above, we KNEW where the film was going: smug character gets come-uppance and winds up...well, I won't spoil the film for anybody who hasn't seen it. His character arc WAS the central premise for the movie, but it takes a while to get to the characters that would help him through it. The journey in between just didn't do anything for me, and bored me witless instead.
As for having made my mind up before I saw it, nothing could be further from the truth. I was not ENTHUSIASTIC about the film, but I've been dragged to films that I wound up loving. In this case, I was convincing my girlfriend to see it with me. After all, Pixar had been batting at 100 up until this point (in my humble opinion, although there are a few Nemo-haters out there). So, despite being reluctant to see this one, I'm still a fan, and after the wonderful 
One Man Band short, I was open to anything.
I will agree with you on the character voices fitting, as I thought they all did an outstanding job.
In the end, I just failed to connect with the film. Maybe it was that they were cars and not friendly animals or toys - we weren't seeing a secret world so much as a 'alternate reality'. To me, it just didn't have the same sense of anarchic fun that the 
Toy Story and 
Bug's Life movies did at their best, and none of the heart that 
Monsters Inc had. 
P.S. I didn't mention the John Ratzanberg tribute, and for that I will forever be spanked in the pantless form that I currently reside in. Forgive me for not mentioning the best boy or catering team either. 
 
And just in case you feel the need to belittle me again (and yes, before you respond, you have a way of disagreeing that makes the poster feel as such):
THIS IS AN OPINION, AND SHOULD BE TAKEN AS SUCH.