Take One Shot Everytime:
- A new review (UD or DVDizzy) is posted
- blackcauldron85 posts a news item from tommy2.net or one of her other many news sites
- A noob asks why he/she doesn't have an avatar
- Mickeyfan1990 adds another entry to "The Ultimate..." threads
- Flanger-Hanger, SpringHeelJack, Margos, enigmawing, etc. say something that's WIST-tastic
- Someone posts in "The New DVD Thread"
- reyquila announces "It's Disney, I'm buying!"
- Disney Duster criticizes someone's opinion for criticizing Cinderella, or Lazario criticizes someone's opinion for criticizing Sleeping Beauty. We get it.
- Loomis posts in the Theme Parks Forum
Take Two Shots Everytime:
- Polizzi gives a long and drawn out explanation about why he dislikes the name Tangled and why you should dislike it too. Also, feet are sexy.
- A thread turns into another Blu-Ray vs. DVD war
- People complain that the thread has become another Blu-Ray vs. DVD war
- Goliath talks about Bob Dylan
- Netty talks about "Doctor Who"
- Escapay talks about "Merlin"
- Anyone talks about "Golden Girls", or more specifically, Betty White
- Super Aurora says "fuck"
- Disney Duster says someone is cute, adorable, pretty, etc.
- katemonster asks if anyone else is looking forward to an upcoming television show from ABC Family or USA, or an upcoming film from Disney
- AlwaysOAR and/or disneyfella post new pressbook information regarding aspect ratios from the 60s and 70s
- Loomis posts outside the Theme Parks Forum
Take Three Shots Everytime:
- Lazario and Goliath argue
- Goliath and Rudy Matt argue
- Anyone confuses their own opinions for hard facts.
- Disney's Divinity makes a novel-length post that does not need to quote specific sentences and you can still tell whose posts he's referring to for each part.
- Disney Duster makes a novel-length post that individually quotes specific sentences so you can tell whose posts he's referring to for each part.
- slave2moonlight makes a novel-length post but has it all in one paragraph making it hard to really tell what it says unless you copy/paste it somewhere and just separate into paragraphs yourself
- Marky_198 says the filmmakers are bastardizing and desecrating Beauty and the Beast (or any other Disney movie with color) and anyone who doesn't side with him shouldn't be talking about the classics on this forum
- 2099net posts extensive explanations about colors and resolution, because a laserdisc transfer should not be the definitive be-all end-all reference for how a film looks, but is still ignored by Marky
- The colors debate gets tiresome and ridiculous, so someone brings in Milk Buds and Popcorn
- Someone says they have Autism or Aspergers
- Someone says they are LGBT
- Someone says they have neither Autism, Aspergers, or LGBT
- Someone gets offended by the last three items on this list
- Anyone argues about politics, religion, or sexuality
- katemonster asks if anyone else is looking forward to an upcoming television show that is NOT from ABC Family or USA, or an upcoming film that is NOT from Disney
- A thread is bumped for no reason other than "haha, that's funny"
- You find Loomis on Facebook and request to be his friend (technically, this can be done only once, so take another three shots if you mention this on the forums)
Take Four Shots Everytime:
- Pluto Region1 actually posts
- Renata actually posts
- Loomis actually posts (so combined with the other reasons to take Loomis shots, you should be pretty drunk anytime he posts)
- lighthousemike posts extensive pictures of an upcoming DVD/Blu-Ray
- disneyboy20022 makes a post that does NOT include any ellipses ("...")
- Someone mentions UD After Dark
- Somebody asks when such-and-such will come to Blu-Ray
- Somebody complains that such-and-such is coming to DVD but not Blu-Ray
- Somebody complains about somebody's complaints about such-and-such coming to DVD and not Blu-Ray
- Somebody complains that UD isn't UD anymore since the introduction of DVDizzy
- Somebody is banned
- Somebody makes a dramatic exit from UD
- Somebody disappears quietly and it takes a few weeks for people to notice they weren't posting anymore
- Someone mentions they're going to a Disney park and asks for advice on what they should do
- Someone mentions something new to add to the list, and Scaps adds it.
- Loomis is mentioned by someone else on the forum
Down the Whole Bottle if:
- Lee ever posts
- Disney gives Song of the South a commercial release in the United States of America
- Apes take over the planet
- Jack comes back again
- Tangela comes back
- PapiBear comes back
- Sprince comes back
- Heck, if anyone banned, or anyone who made a dramatic exit, or anyone who disappeared quietly and it took a few weeks for people to notice they weren't posting anymore, etc. comes back
- Luke decides to go Blu
- Loomis starts posting regularly again, decides to start wearing pants, discovers he's lactose intolerant and can't eat cheese anymore, gets traumatized by a psychotic redhead and becomes afraid of all gingers, and then says something that is remarkably calm and perfectly normal by Loomis standards.
Put down the Bottle and admit you have a problem if:
- You make references to UD in the outside world and get confused when someone looks at you funny (e.g. "Hey look, Julie Andrews is on the cover of 'Entertainment Weekly'. I bet UmbrellaFish is excited about that!")
- You obsess over the condition of the slipcover or DVD case and not the disc itself, and you think it's perfectly normal to argue/discuss online the cover of a case for three months but say nothing at all about your thoughts on the content of the actual disc when it's finally released.
- You get offended if anyone says anything that suggests they like something other than Disney, or that they find some type of flaw in a Disney film.
- You think that the results of Hurt or Heal mean anything at all
- You ask if you can contribute additional Shots to the list
- You get mad because you're NOT mentioned in this drinking game
- You get mad because you ARE mentioned in this drinking game
- You actually PLAYED this drinking game
For posterity, here's the original UltimateDisney Drinking Game. Most of the items on the list can still apply, but there are some that have become outdated (e.g. Pals hasn't posted since 2008, so his "What DVD are you getting on (date)?" threads aren't made anymore).
Take One Shot Everytime:
- A new review is posted
- Loomis mentions cheese
- A noob asks how why he/she doesn't have an avatar
- Pals creates a "What DVD Are you Getting on (date)???" thread
- Someone posts in "The New DVD Thread"
- reyquila announces "It's Disney, and I'm buying it!"
- You post in Polls & Games since those don't count towards total post count.
Take Two Shots Everytime:
- musicradio77's entire post is one long paragraph about a disney record and how he found the record and what's on the record and how rare the record is because it's a record that isn't found too easily and that disney made it and it's a record for a film that he likes and here's a picture of the record.
- dvdjunkie says "If it ain't good enough for the theatre, it ain't good enough for my collection"
- Loomis says he likes redheads
- Netty talks about Doctor Who
- Escapay talks about Coupling
- Robin Hood talks about Golden Girls, or more specifically, Betty White.
- Lucylover talks about Lucy
Take Three Shots Everytime:
- Justin and Prince Eric argue about the merits of a movie.
- Prince Eric's opinion is met with a lot of negative reaction by nearly everyone except castleinthesky and TheLittleMerman
- TheLittleMerman mentions how much he loves Brokeback Mountain
- Lazario and someone else argue about politics, religion, or anything else
- Someone badmouths Chicken Little and someone else (usually Justin) comes in to defend it
- Loomis mentions how he has no pants
- Escapay uses dancing elephants to comment a UD review
- Someone else uses dancing elephants and thinks they have to ask my permission (they don't).
- A thread is bumped for no reason other than "haha, that's funny"
Take Four Shots Everytime:
- Krystal actually posts
- Renata actually posts
- Paka actually posts
- Somebody asks if such-and-such had a slipcover
- Somebody asks where they can get a slipcover
- Escapay complains that slipcovers are a waste of paper and proof that a tree died in order for people to have their DVD condoms...
- Someone mentions they're going to a Disney park and what they should do
- Escapay adds a new WIST or WTF to his siggy.
Down the Whole Bottle if:
- Lee ever posts
- Disney releases Song of the South on DVD
- Apes take over the planet and you gotta go to Escapay for banana-currency
- Jack comes back
- Tangela comes back
- Disney Guru comes back
- Heck, if anyone banned comes back
- Luke decides to let everyone use as much bandwidth as they'd like
- Luke turns responsibilities for the site over to Loomis
Have fun!
Escapay
! 
Hilarious updates. You've managed to make this thread I don't even remember entirely relevant to the Forum circa 2010. I don't know if many people will appreciate this in full, but even as someone who often barely has time to survey the forums, I'm impressed at how much you hit nails on heads regarding trends.
