We have two dogs, both fixed females.  One is totally black and she is a Bijon-Poodle mix and her name is Lady.  She is spoiled rotten, not totally mind you, just mostly.  The other is a Cocker Spaniel/Jack Russell mix, and as weird looking as she is, she is still my Princess.  From the front shoulders forward she looks like a Cocker Spaniel, from the front shoulders back she is all Jack Russell, except for her tail which we had bobbed when she was born.
Also have an absolutely beautiful Nanday Conure Parrot, since we are in Kansas it is against the rules to name your dog Toto, so I named my parrot Prince Toto.  I have had him since birth, his birth not mine, and he talks and has a vocabulary of 59 words and statements.  He is very fun to have around, and also is mostly spoiled.  I have taught him to say, in reply to that inevitable question "Can You Talk??", his reply is "Can You Fly?", and he rarely misses a beat with that reply.  He ruffles his feathers and flaps his wings and hangs upside down for a few seconds.  It is always good for a laugh.
Those are my pets, well actually the dogs are my wife's, and the bird is mine.
 
