April 17, 2006
Scary Movie 4
 
Anna Faris returns as the caring, albeit dim-witted Cindy Cambell in the fourth installment of the Scary Movie franchise. Cindy has taken up a job as a caretaker for an old woman (Leachman) in a house that is said to be cursed. The house happens to be located next to Tom Rayn (Bierko), a down-on-his-luck father of two. 
As the two's relationship starts to blossom, an enormous storm rolls into town. Tom then discovers a giant hole in the ground filled with an alien race known as the "triPod." Meanwhile, Cindy finds the soul of a tortured boy living inside the house who tells her he knows the secret of how to defeat the invading aliens. The only way to figure out the mystery is to find the boy's father. 
Cindy and Tom split from each other, promising to find one another some day. Tom and his children - Rachel (Campbell) and Robbie (Mirchoff) - then seek refuge in the basement of the shotgun-wielding Oliver (Madsen). Cindy, while trying to figure out her own mystery, bumps into her old friend Brenda Meeks (Hall). Together, the pair decides to find the boy's father and destroy the triPods. They then travel to a hidden village outside of town where the man apparently lives. It's up to Cindy and Brenda to find him and unfold the mystery of how to defeat the aliens, who in fact have plans of their own. 
The main targets of Scary Movie 4 are Spielberg's War of the Worlds, the recent American remake of The Grudge, M. Night Shyamalan's The Village, the Saw series, Brokeback Mountain, and Million Dollar Baby. Combining such opposite story lines, of course, leads the audience to an unavoidable stupidity - yet, one cannot help but suspend all beliefs when a Tokyo-styled haunted house resides in New Jersey. 
Anna Faris is as charismatic as ever, in a role she seems undeniably comfortable slipping in to. Her coy smile and bugging eyes pull in the audience with a charm that seems all too promising to be used repeatedly in one franchise. Craig Bierko provides his character an attractive aura, and a knack for bashful comedic timing. 
Scary Movie 4 provides plenty of chuckles at the expense of Charlie Sheen, Carmen Electra, and series staunch Leslie Nielsen. But with bar-none comic carryover from one parody to the next, true laughs are few and far between. There's only so much humor left to squeeze from the pulp of Brokeback Mountain or the Japanese horror genre.  
*tlm