Most of these songs are from the 80's but a few are from the 90's, and a couple are from the 70s and earlier. There are 44 songs mentioned in total. This one is played out in a 3-person telephone conversation:
- Her: Hello turn your radio on.
- Him: Hi, it's Major Tom, I'm coming home.
- Her: No, don't.
- Him: Why should I? I don't want to wait.
- Her: Because... tonight is the killing moon, a new moon on Monday.
- Him: So?
- Her: We're through.
- Him: Don't do me like that. What have I done to deserve this?
- Her: You don't know what a girl wants, or what it feels like for a girl. I need someone to call my lover, not a father figure, a brand new lover.
- Him: Well... I feel for you, but I get weak. I drove all night because I know there's something going on.
- Her: And there's someone else. A private dancer, he's my new toy. We flashdance...what a feeling! I wanna dance with somebody who loves me.
- Him: All she wants to do is dance. I'll bet he dances in blue suede shoes.
- Her: Yes.
- Him: You're so vain. I hate everything about you.
- Her: You should've known better. A change will do you good. I didn't mean to turn you on, you're still pretty fly for a white guy...
- Him: And you're a pretty woman.
- Her: ...but only the lonely can play.
- Him: I should be so lucky. I'm the owner of a lonely heart.
- Her: A girl in trouble is a temporary thing.
- Him: For what it's worth, I've had the time of my life.
- Her: I feel good, I can't fight this feeling anymore. Maybe one sweet day, we'll meet again.
- Him: Only in my dreams.
- Her: Sweet dreams are made of this - in these dreams, I hear you talking in your sleep.
- Him: You're once in a lifetime.
- Her: Thanks (hangs up).
- Best friend: Don't you forget about me.
- Her: No.
- Best friend: Your dude looks like a lady.
