WRITE YOUR OWN DISNEY FILM
WRITE YOUR OWN DISNEY FILM
Have a go at writing your own full length disney feature film
THE EMPRESS
A young scribe called Ivan is thrust into a terrifying war when his Monastry is attacked by the Evil Sorceress Queen Ioni.
Rescued from the wastelands by Freedom fighter Nell, Ivan joins a rebellion against the evil Queen who has imprisoned the rightful ruler Empress Anata in her fortress of Lantania.
The Evil Queen is intent on destroying the empress but needs an oracle to complete the spell that will banish Anata forever. unfortunatly the Oracle has found its way into Ivans hands.
Nell introduces Ivan to the rebel leader Faran who takes a keen interest in Ivan. even more so when he discovers he escaped the monastry attack unscathed.
Nell and Ivan bond but evil soon reas its ugly head when Faran is revealed to be an Evil Double agent working for the Queen.
after convincing Ivan that Nell is a no good theif Faran kidnaps Ivan and taes him back to Lantania. Nell discovers the evil plot and rallies the troops, leading an army of 10 000 to the gates of the evil fortress.
a major battle ensues as Nell creeps into the depths of the castle, frees Ivan and races to the empresses rescue. another fight ensues between Nell and the Queen in which the Oracle somehow plunges into a vast well thats in the centre of the ritual tower. the tower explodes sending the fortress up in flames.
the queens ower is faded. she lunges at Ivan but Nell forces her to the edge of the tower and both plunge to their deaths in the fires below.
Lantania is restored to its former glory and Ivan is a hero
EMPRESS ARTWORK
TEASER POSTER
http://photobucket.com/albums/b152/enya ... andice.jpg
QUEEN IONI
http://photobucket.com/albums/b152/enya ... =ioniq.jpg
all comments welcome
THE EMPRESS
A young scribe called Ivan is thrust into a terrifying war when his Monastry is attacked by the Evil Sorceress Queen Ioni.
Rescued from the wastelands by Freedom fighter Nell, Ivan joins a rebellion against the evil Queen who has imprisoned the rightful ruler Empress Anata in her fortress of Lantania.
The Evil Queen is intent on destroying the empress but needs an oracle to complete the spell that will banish Anata forever. unfortunatly the Oracle has found its way into Ivans hands.
Nell introduces Ivan to the rebel leader Faran who takes a keen interest in Ivan. even more so when he discovers he escaped the monastry attack unscathed.
Nell and Ivan bond but evil soon reas its ugly head when Faran is revealed to be an Evil Double agent working for the Queen.
after convincing Ivan that Nell is a no good theif Faran kidnaps Ivan and taes him back to Lantania. Nell discovers the evil plot and rallies the troops, leading an army of 10 000 to the gates of the evil fortress.
a major battle ensues as Nell creeps into the depths of the castle, frees Ivan and races to the empresses rescue. another fight ensues between Nell and the Queen in which the Oracle somehow plunges into a vast well thats in the centre of the ritual tower. the tower explodes sending the fortress up in flames.
the queens ower is faded. she lunges at Ivan but Nell forces her to the edge of the tower and both plunge to their deaths in the fires below.
Lantania is restored to its former glory and Ivan is a hero
EMPRESS ARTWORK
TEASER POSTER
http://photobucket.com/albums/b152/enya ... andice.jpg
QUEEN IONI
http://photobucket.com/albums/b152/enya ... =ioniq.jpg
all comments welcome
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it's a interesting idea and i think it has potential. i was actually gonna create a topic like this earlier today, but it looks like you beat me to it!
I've had a few ideas running through my head....
I would love to see disney tackle something egyptian. i think they could make ancient egypt look beautiful. I've mentioned possibly using cleopatra as a story, but even a story about king tut would be interesting. if not those two choose another king or queen from that time. there are a billion stories to be told and i'm actually shocked that disney hasn't tried to caplitalize on at least one of them.
besides ancient egyptian mythology there is a billion many more mythological stories that disney could take a shot at. Like ancient Norse mythology or some southern african mythological tales.
i hope that representative from disney do read our posts. i think they'd learn a lot about what the consumer wants.
now for my "AMAZING"(lol) DTV sequel ideas... hehehe
Bambi III: The Forrest's Revenge
The Great Prince and the rest of the forrest have had enough! after a nearby factory drops toxic waste into the nearby river Bambi and his friends are transformed into giant mutant human fighting machines. after some battles with the human military peace is restored to the forrest and all is well... except that everyone is mutated, but at least now they don't have to fear humans. now all they have to worry about is aliens, but that wont come until Bambi IV
Pocahontas III
Basically she moves to Paris, France and picks up work at the Moulin Rouge. There she falls in love with a young writer. They sing a bunch of songs that already exist and they live happily ever after, that is until the first production of a musical that the young writer has been working on. but you'll ahve to see it to find out what happens next
Sleeping Beauty II: The Awakening
Things in the kingdom aren't so great especially when Aurora and Prince Phillip decide that they don't like each other as much as they thought. Divorse is in the air in this charming yet depressing story about ruined love and new found love. I don't meant to give away the plot, but basically Aurora ends up with Orlando Bloom and Phillip ends up with Paris Hilton, but they soon break up and he dates Lindsay Lohan, but then they break up so he dates Lindsay's Pool boy, but obviously being a prince and all that's not acceptable so he finally finds love in Jennifer Love Hewitt.
me and my friends have spent WAY too much time thinking about these, lol
I've had a few ideas running through my head....
I would love to see disney tackle something egyptian. i think they could make ancient egypt look beautiful. I've mentioned possibly using cleopatra as a story, but even a story about king tut would be interesting. if not those two choose another king or queen from that time. there are a billion stories to be told and i'm actually shocked that disney hasn't tried to caplitalize on at least one of them.
besides ancient egyptian mythology there is a billion many more mythological stories that disney could take a shot at. Like ancient Norse mythology or some southern african mythological tales.
i hope that representative from disney do read our posts. i think they'd learn a lot about what the consumer wants.
now for my "AMAZING"(lol) DTV sequel ideas... hehehe
Bambi III: The Forrest's Revenge
The Great Prince and the rest of the forrest have had enough! after a nearby factory drops toxic waste into the nearby river Bambi and his friends are transformed into giant mutant human fighting machines. after some battles with the human military peace is restored to the forrest and all is well... except that everyone is mutated, but at least now they don't have to fear humans. now all they have to worry about is aliens, but that wont come until Bambi IV
Pocahontas III
Basically she moves to Paris, France and picks up work at the Moulin Rouge. There she falls in love with a young writer. They sing a bunch of songs that already exist and they live happily ever after, that is until the first production of a musical that the young writer has been working on. but you'll ahve to see it to find out what happens next
Sleeping Beauty II: The Awakening
Things in the kingdom aren't so great especially when Aurora and Prince Phillip decide that they don't like each other as much as they thought. Divorse is in the air in this charming yet depressing story about ruined love and new found love. I don't meant to give away the plot, but basically Aurora ends up with Orlando Bloom and Phillip ends up with Paris Hilton, but they soon break up and he dates Lindsay Lohan, but then they break up so he dates Lindsay's Pool boy, but obviously being a prince and all that's not acceptable so he finally finds love in Jennifer Love Hewitt.
me and my friends have spent WAY too much time thinking about these, lol
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The Little Mermaid III- it's not a joke, I hope them to STEAL parts of my plot and make it a movie!
It takes place after the ending of the second movie. Triton has a surprise for Ariel: her youngest brother, who was removed from Atlantica at the age of 3, because he was the only male heir to the throne and had to be protected from Ursula, is now back and comes to meet his family. Ariel and Eric are invited to Atlantica to see the crowning-yes Eric is transformed into a merman. In Atlantica Triton explains to Ariel how Ursula was a part of the Queen's court, how she betrayed her, how her mom died and everything-a beautifully animated flashback to Ariel's babyhood. Just before the crowning Jason(Ariel's brother) meets Moira, Ursula's good and beautiful daughter and falls in love with her. But Moira's brother, Octavius, wants revenge and uses her to trap Jason, Ariel and take over Atlantica.You know the rest....
So, what do you think?
P.S. To Disney people: STEAL MY IDEAS!!!!! PLEASEEEEEEE!!!!
It takes place after the ending of the second movie. Triton has a surprise for Ariel: her youngest brother, who was removed from Atlantica at the age of 3, because he was the only male heir to the throne and had to be protected from Ursula, is now back and comes to meet his family. Ariel and Eric are invited to Atlantica to see the crowning-yes Eric is transformed into a merman. In Atlantica Triton explains to Ariel how Ursula was a part of the Queen's court, how she betrayed her, how her mom died and everything-a beautifully animated flashback to Ariel's babyhood. Just before the crowning Jason(Ariel's brother) meets Moira, Ursula's good and beautiful daughter and falls in love with her. But Moira's brother, Octavius, wants revenge and uses her to trap Jason, Ariel and take over Atlantica.You know the rest....
So, what do you think?
P.S. To Disney people: STEAL MY IDEAS!!!!! PLEASEEEEEEE!!!!
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Aladdin from Agrabah wrote:The Little Mermaid III- it's not a joke, I hope them to STEAL parts of my plot and make it a movie!
It takes place after the ending of the second movie. Triton has a surprise for Ariel: her youngest brother, who was removed from Atlantica at the age of 3, because he was the only male heir to the throne and had to be protected from Ursula, is now back and comes to meet his family. Ariel and Eric are invited to Atlantica to see the crowning-yes Eric is transformed into a merman. In Atlantica Triton explains to Ariel how Ursula was a part of the Queen's court, how she betrayed her, how her mom died and everything-a beautifully animated flashback to Ariel's babyhood. Just before the crowning Jason(Ariel's brother) meets Moira, Ursula's good and beautiful daughter and falls in love with her. But Moira's brother, Octavius, wants revenge and uses her to trap Jason, Ariel and take over Atlantica.You know the rest....
So, what do you think?
P.S. To Disney people: STEAL MY IDEAS!!!!! PLEASEEEEEEE!!!!
i actually really really really like this idea. i've always really wanted to know what exactly ursula had towards atlantica and why exactly she wanted it so bad.
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I've actually come up with a Disney film using the classic Disney characters....
It starts one night when Mickey is going out onto a big dinner with Minnie. This is going to be the big night... the night he proposes to Minnie. Pluto is left alone at home and puts on Bob Segar songs and lips-synchs to them, waking up Chip and Dale in a nearby tree. They go in and start wrecking the house, which causes trouble for Pluto as he tries to catch them in a sort of Tom & Jerry-type sequence. This leads to chasing him to the street and into the resturant where Mickey and Minnie are. Mickey automatically accuses Pluto of the wreckage and forces him to sleep outside for the night. This leads Pluto to jump onto a mail truck to runaway and ends up on a plane to New York City.
He lands in a trashcan where Fifi (voiced by Miriam McDonald [Emma on "Degrassi: The Next Generation"] or Christina Applegate) lives and she yells at her for disturbing her but then realizes her temper got the best of her and she starts over and they introduce each other and Pluto will start talking (I don't know who would do his voice, any suggestions?) and they decide to head back to Pluto's home in LA by foot. While the others in the Disney stock (Mickey, Donald, Goofy, etc., even characters from the 80's-90's features like Timon and Pumbaa) go on a road trip to find him while Pete and Dijon are on the road trying to kidnap him. Along the way, we meet Bill, a parrot with an extreme case of mysophobia (voiced by Frank Oz) and Jitters, a tough guy cat off the streets of Philly (voiced by Sylvester Stallone). And we learn of Fifi's tragic past, when her owners were killed by criminals (sorta deep for a Disney movie, eh?
) and her brief romance in Pluto back in California and how he cheated on her with Dinah which drove Fifi to run away to New York. When she realizes the connection, she wants to kill Pluto. But it all turns out good in the end, Pluto returns home, Mickey proposes to Minnie and Fifi finally has a family again (Mickey takes in all 3 of Pluto's co-stars).
Obvisously, it will be much more adult then other Disney films. I'm targetting in the script for a high PG/light PG-13 rating. There also constant references to other TV shows and films, including random cameos by Oscar the Grouch. I hope I will be able to make it someday...
It starts one night when Mickey is going out onto a big dinner with Minnie. This is going to be the big night... the night he proposes to Minnie. Pluto is left alone at home and puts on Bob Segar songs and lips-synchs to them, waking up Chip and Dale in a nearby tree. They go in and start wrecking the house, which causes trouble for Pluto as he tries to catch them in a sort of Tom & Jerry-type sequence. This leads to chasing him to the street and into the resturant where Mickey and Minnie are. Mickey automatically accuses Pluto of the wreckage and forces him to sleep outside for the night. This leads Pluto to jump onto a mail truck to runaway and ends up on a plane to New York City.
He lands in a trashcan where Fifi (voiced by Miriam McDonald [Emma on "Degrassi: The Next Generation"] or Christina Applegate) lives and she yells at her for disturbing her but then realizes her temper got the best of her and she starts over and they introduce each other and Pluto will start talking (I don't know who would do his voice, any suggestions?) and they decide to head back to Pluto's home in LA by foot. While the others in the Disney stock (Mickey, Donald, Goofy, etc., even characters from the 80's-90's features like Timon and Pumbaa) go on a road trip to find him while Pete and Dijon are on the road trying to kidnap him. Along the way, we meet Bill, a parrot with an extreme case of mysophobia (voiced by Frank Oz) and Jitters, a tough guy cat off the streets of Philly (voiced by Sylvester Stallone). And we learn of Fifi's tragic past, when her owners were killed by criminals (sorta deep for a Disney movie, eh?
Obvisously, it will be much more adult then other Disney films. I'm targetting in the script for a high PG/light PG-13 rating. There also constant references to other TV shows and films, including random cameos by Oscar the Grouch. I hope I will be able to make it someday...
Micheal Eisner was counting his money and he got DIZZNEY!
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Yeah, me too! That's why I'M DYING to see a TLM3. I hope they'll give us a movie much more beautifully animated than the sequel, giving all the answers about Ariel's past and future!! They could also use new technology water effects (Remember the sea opening in DreamWorks' Prince of Egypt).singerguy04 wrote:i actually really really really like this idea. i've always really wanted to know what exactly ursula had towards atlantica and why exactly she wanted it so bad.
But if they do a cheapquel with a grown-up Melody, I'M GONNA KILL THEM!!!!!
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I don't want to see another TLM sequel, the first was bad enough. I'd just hate the introduction of more new characters, which were doing something else when the first film took place. 
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The fact that the first sequel was not that good, doesn't mean that we have no right to a really good sequel, because, you know, there are MANY questions to be answered.Enchantress wrote:I don't want to see another TLM sequel, the first was bad enough. I'd just hate the introduction of more new characters, which were doing something else when the first film took place.
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I just don't want another sequel, good or not. I'd prefer an orignal story with new characters, rather than bringing in new family members, which is what they would have to do if they were to answer what people want to know.Aladdin from Agrabah wrote:The fact that the first sequel was not that good, doesn't mean that we have no right to a really good sequel, because, you know, there are MANY questions to be answered.Enchantress wrote:I don't want to see another TLM sequel, the first was bad enough. I'd just hate the introduction of more new characters, which were doing something else when the first film took place.
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This is such a great idea and I'd love to try, but if I were to write a story where the character, whether it be an original or established person, it would be a little tedious and mature to the average Disney fan - if I were to write a story about... Ariel's self-discovery (considering the original Little Mermaid was far more about her friends'/family's discovery of her - coming to terms with the fact that she's not a little girl, that's discovery), or a variation on Beauty and the Beast where the villagers weren't just mindless sheep who all stormed the castle on the drop of Gaston's hat. And actually, one of the things that makes Disney so amazing is that their takes on these stories are really just as much about how they look as what they're saying. It would be more screenplay-esque to write descriptions of places and things, when I also happen to be lousy at writing screenplays...
However, fairy tales I can do. I always thought Disney should have done something on the Three Little Bears. Before you read this, try and remember this story doesn't necessarily take place at a different time, but this is a different kind of place - so things aren't exactly the same as in our time.
Here it goes :
One day, Goldylox Trump was walking through the forest - thinking to herself. Her father had banished her from the mansion for crashing his brand new 850,000 dollar luxury car. Though he could easily afford another new one, he worried about her. How was she ever going to learn about taking over the family business by watching Chappelle's Show on DVD and attending non-stop all-night 'teen' parties with Paris Hilton? As she trekked down the woodland path in a pair of ratty 2nd hand tennis shoes her father had always saved for the day his daughter would go out and rough it by herself, she let her mind wander - though it always returned to thoughts of shopping on Rodeo Drive and strutting down red carpets and runways in designer dresses... suddenly she came upon a little red-headed man in a green suit about half her size, his elbow resting against a tree. "What have you got in that basket, m'dear?" he asked. Her eyes suddenly leared down to a diamond-studded picnic basket she happened to be carrying. Funny, she didn't remember carrying one.
"I'm not sure," she said, "I'll take a look..." She lifted up the Versace tablecloth and... there were 3 little orange and white sleeping kittens in the basket. "Aw..." she remarked, lovingly. "What be there in that handbag of yours, Lassie?" he asked. She gently put the cloth back over the basket - "three little sleeping kittens." "Are you sure, Lassie?" "Why, of course I am." "What makes you so sure? People make mistakes in judgement all the time." "I'll show you," she said and handed him the basket to check. He lifted the cloth up, took a look, and placed it back down. "You were wrong, Lassie, there aren't 3 sleeping kittens lying in that basket." She took the basket from him and looked at him for a second, quietly. "They were when I looked into it. How could I see kittens if there aren't kittens in this basket?" "I don't rightly know, do I? Take another look." She looked again, and saw 3 sleeping kittens, just as before. One of them rolled over slightly and stretched it's arms and legs, yawning before settling back into a round ball position.
She set the cloth back over the basket, "I see the kittens, same as before. Why don't you take another look?" He does, hands the basket back to her, and nods his head sideways. "I'm afraid I believe you are mistaken." She sets the basket on the ground, grabs him by the hand, pulling him beside her - "we'll both look at the same time, though I don't see what this will prove." She lifts the cloth up... The kittens are gone. Instead, the basket is full of food, each item wrapped in plastic bags. "If you really thought you saw kittens, what I imagine you have there, Lassie, is a magic basket. Whatever you think should be inside will be there." "That's silly, I don't believe in magic. And I never have." "Then how do you explain the workings of the Universe?" She took a moment to think, "I don't know. No matter what I believe in, things just happen." "Are you sure about that? I say we try a little experiment - put the rag back on your basket there." She did. "Now, let us both try and think about something. If when you pick the rag up, what you thought about is in the basket - you can keep it, but if what I thought about is inside, I get to take the basket with me..."
"I'll trust you, but what if the basket is empty?" "Then Lassie, you can keep it just the same as if you'd never seen me." She quickly threw the cloth over the basket and got to thinking. She decided to trick the little man in green, so she thought about an elephant- which is too big to fit into such a small basket. "I have thought about my item, have you selected?" "Yes." "Show us what's in the basket then, dear..." She very slowly crouched down, even more slowly she grabbed a corner of the cloth. Then she yanked it off and leaped off her feet, falling on her back, her eyelids closed tightly... She saw a basket full of...snakes! Afraid to open her eyes, she carefully got on her knees and felt around for a tree trunk to stablize her. She opened her eyes - the little green man and the basket were gone! SUDDENLY!!!... her cellphone began ringing. Funny, she didn't remember bringing a phone, her father had expressly forbidden her to take anything electronic or cosmetic, other than her inhaler and her diabetic pressure-counter.
She pulled the little phone out of her pocket and said, "hello...?", not sure of who to expect. It was her best friend, Ramona Carey - who wasn't related to music singer Mariah Carey, but was a good friend to have, just because the last names were the same. The two began talking, Ramona didn't let Goldyloxx get a word in edgewise, so Ramona just talked about her father's new 10,000 factories now expanding and raking in another 50 billion dollars for her family. Which should pay for the next dozen cruise ships, islands, mansions, and towns they planned on buying. GoldyloX didn't really care about all that stuff, but she was good at sounding enthused. Then Ramona mentioned her stepmother trying to hire a black maid... GoldYlox started talking... "Those damn spearchuckers have to have everything, don't they? They're not content to just sit in their ghettos, collecting their 4-figure welfare checks to support their crack habits - they have to horde in on legitimate jobs for needy white people... Didn't they steal enough during the New Orleans riots? Damn 'coon sets foot on my front lawn, I'll go postal-worker on their lazy, schemin' ass! If one of them crawls in my window at night, I'll say he tried to rape me. And the cops know who my father is..."
Suddenly the phone reception started crackling, so GoLdyLox folded the phone up in half and stuffed it back into her pocket. Down the path, she saw a house. A house that stood on mocassin-slippers. "Sanctuary..." She ran up to the house, feeling tired and stringy. No cars in the driveway, no paved driveway... Maybe no one lives here, she thought. She opened the front door and entered. The inside of the house, from where she stood, definitely looked lived-in. Maybe Cavemen live here, it's really fancy - she thought. It had everything your basic American household has in it's kitchen. A 'fridge, table big enough for about 4 people (only with 3 chairs), cupboards, cookie jars, sugar & spice containers, a chalkboard for notes, several post-it pads on the countertop, a telephone on the wall, a freezer beside the refrigerator, drawers and cabinets for silverware and dishes, a blender, and several other modern cooking / food-preparing marvels of the technological age. Feeling hungry, goldyloXXX opened the fridge. Too bad, all that was inside was a 12 pack of Pepsi - the choice of a new generation. Baah, she thought... It wasn't Diet Pepsi, so she passed.
As she ventured into the next room, the den or living room or family room, the first thing that caught her eye was on the wall : a gunrack. These are my kind of cavemen, she said aloud. She saw a desk and sat at it. Then to her horror, she saw on the desktop, a photograph. The people who lived in this house was, a family of 3 black forest bears...
"NIGGERS!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs! "This filthy house is a haven of drugs, prostitution, gambling, child molestation, Godlessness, and... and... and... JIVE!! I must destroy this home of evil, in the name of The New American Nazi Conservative-Republic of Skinhead Traditionalists... Long live Adolf Hitler's brain!!!" And she began to trash the place...
She started in the basement, emptying 4 tall file cabinets-worth of papers into a big, unorganized pile that fell all over the floor. As she turned to climb the stairs back up to the kitchen, she found a diamond-studded picnic basket covered in a Versace tablecloth sitting atop the stairs. She smiled, ran up to the basket, looked at it and pulled off the cloth, she smiled even more, took it's contents out and dropped it into her side pocket, though it produced a considerable bulge, she continued on... In the kitchen, she took a toolbox out of the hallway closet and set to work unscrewing the screws out of everything she found. Taking apart the fridge, she launched the door through the table-side window, shattering the glass and leaving grains of it all over the floor. As she walked over to the freezer, she felt a slight pain in her foot. She lifted up her foot and removed her shoe - a piece of glass had wedged itself into the soul of her sneaker. Only a little blood was flowing from the wound. She put her shoe back on, deciding she had more work to do and an unknown amount of time to finish it in.
Going into the den, she decided to make quick work by taking a huge shotgun off the wall, loading it, stuffing her other side pocket with extra bullets, and began searching the rest of the rooms. One room appeared to have just a pool table in it, no more- one blast of that powerful weapon and the table fell apart - sawdust filling the room at all angles. Another shot just to make sure the thing was mulch, and it was off to another room. The next room was a pantry, it had a sign that said "Patry" on the door, that held a lot of fancy-shmancy antique plates, probably worth about 10cents at a yard sale somewhere in Queens. To shorthand the job, Goldie shot the shelves out from under the plates - the dishes came crashing down to the hard, wooden floor and one on top of another, every single piece smashed to a million tiny slivers of pottery-class leftovers. The room next to that had the good, expensive stuff in it: a TV, DVD-player, computer, stereo system... G said to herself, "these chocolate-skinners have it too good..." She decided to play a fun little game. She put all the items on the floor, each one in front of the other. Then, she laid on the floor, lined up her gun with the tv-screen and fired a bullet that went right through the TV screen, but shattered every thing lined up right behind it. She jumped to her feet quickly and ran out of the room. She looked back in - technology demolished! For good measure she fired again into the room, not looking where she struck. After looking back, the dust clearing, she realized she hit a goldfish bowl - water spilling out onto the floor, the little tiny goldfish flopping around a few times, it's mouth opening spastically, gasping for breath... Onto the next room, G-o-d-lylocks thought to herself.
After assembling a makeshift homemade pipe bomb - she set it off in the bathroom, then kicked and kicked and kicked the door until making a hole in it. Well, I've had some fun today, she said to herself... Time for the upstairs. She climbed up the hallway ascending steps that she figured led to either a 2nd/3rd floor or an attic. It was a blackened room with a partially open door at the other end of it. She fumbled against the wall, looking for a switch. After finding one, she flicked it. The room lit itself up... It was the house hunting den, with trophies of dead and decaying human corpses hanging from hooks fastened onto the wall. She could see the bodies had been stuffed to keep the skin from rotting more. She exited the room, one hand on her stomach, the other over her mouth to keep from shrieking. The hand on her stomach moved into her side pocket, the one with the basket item inside, removed it, clenched tightly onto it, and descended the stairs back to the basement, after making a quick stop to the kitchen...
In the basement, she squirted a bottle of kerosene all over the stacks of papers, lit a match, backed toward the door with her match-carrying finger the only thing sticking outward into the room. She dropped the match and ran out of the door with all her might and speed. She quickly darted into the kitchen-out of the kitchen-out the front door, turning around once, looking into the basement from a dusty window to see that it was burning. The window glass exploded, flames engulfing the side of the house... Gold turned again and ran into the forest. She started slowing down, thinking proudly of her achievement. Her heart wouldn't stop beating fast as she stopped walking. Looking around, she saw a bright meadow and walked slowly to it. When she got there, she lied down on the grass, waiting only for her heart to stop pounding incessantly. She closed her eyes. The world turned black. Suddenly- a green light and smoke filled her head, her vision lost in a smell of misty lime moisture spritz. And before her, though she felt her eyes still held closed, she saw the little green man. He was singing. His right hand holding his green tophat atop his head, his left arm outstretched, the fingers of his left hand drawing circles and other shapes in front of her. The world lit up behind him, a thick rainbow of colors that she could actually taste as she opened her mouth and let her tongue ride over her lips. She could feel her hips sashaying side to side with the beat accompanying his lullying melody. His finger gestures drew strong neon outlines in her eyes, feeling warm and relaxing.
She laid flat, opened her eyes. Before her, stood a family of 3 bears who looked down upon her, the adults were talking about her, the Papa asking if he believed they should call an ambulance - she didn't move. Could she? She didn't know. The little bear looked her right in the eye as the adults talked, he or she or it didn't take it's eye off of her as the adults' eyes looked back and forth between her and each other. "We have to go home to call the doctor, don't we Mama?" the little bear asked, still not taking it's eye off of GoldyloKKKs' opened eyes. She couldn't tell for sure, but she felt the little bear knew she was seeing this. "I guess you're right, sweety. Let's go on home and call someone, she must need help." The adults walked right off, and though the little bear was behind them and started walking away, it's head was still turned her way and continued looking, intensely, right into Golley's eyes. "C'mon, honey..." the more female-sounding adult called. The little bear turned around and walked closer up beside the parents. Then, the neck of the little bear's head spun around and it's eyes looked right back into Goalie's. The face's mouth formed a crooked, jagged, off-slanted grin.
As G.I. shifted her eyes over she could hear the voice of the little green man in her head humming to her, not words, but sounds of a song that was unknown to her. She started having memories forced upon her, back from when she was in Private School biology class. The teacher talked about planets. Though the teacher usually discussed the human body, today he was going on and on about the planets as they spun in the sky, she could almost make out their faint outlines as she lied there. She blinked once and the bears were standing before her again. Their arms crossed over their chests. Except for the little bear, the fingers on one hand flicked a rubberband, the fingers of the other hand played with a propeller on his stupid hat. The adult bears muttered a few sentences between each other, taking long to answer each others' questions (she assumed they were because their voices went high at the end of each first sentence). But she couldn't make out their words. The only words she thought she heard distinctly were "today", and "Jupiter". Now, she could definitely see the planets whirring around in the sky behind the bears.
Then the little bear spoke, and she could hear every word it said. "She doesn't look so good..." Still, with the crooked grin on it's face. She couldn't make out the expression very well on the other bears' faces. They didn't look happy. More mutters from the adults, than little bear said - "she needs our help." However, G-Lock didn't think this bear wanted to help her at all... Even more mutters, and an "I think we should operate" from little bear. The grin on it's face opened up and it flashed it's huge, horse-sized teeth at her, each tooth was sharper than Simon Cowell's tongue, fined to perfection, dripping with steaming saliva. The stench was understated but unpleasant - like motoroil mixed with sour milk. Suddenly, she could see and hear everything clearly... though she couldn't move enough to speak or get up. The adult bears were furious, their eyes lit with hot red lights, like burning fireplaces, their arms outstretched, they lifted her to her feet and stood her against the nearest tree. She didn't feel herself falling but couldn't move her legs or arms. Little bear got out a leather doctor's bag with stuff in it. She screamed inside her head - they're going to KILL ME, STUFF ME, and HANG ME IN THEIR TROPHY ROOM!! Little bear pulled out a long, white feather from the bag, and before she could understand what was happening, her shoes and socks were yanked off and little bear tickled her feet with the feather.
Goldyhocks laughed so hard her face re-mobilized, but she blinked and she was in her own bedroom. She threw the covers off of her, moved around to make sure she could, turned on the light, and saw... a long, white feather beside her feet. She suddenly was so shocked, she felt her pajamas' crotch was wet and cold. "Oh, my God..." she said, then she looked on the bedside table and saw a glass of water had spilled onto her. Her mind then started racing at the strange things she thought and said in her dream, that wasn't her. She wasn't angry or hateful of anyone. Why would she dream of herself like that? A glance at the clock revealed that it was 2Am. Too early to get up. So, she would just lie down and relax for the rest of the night until she fell asleep. What made her dream so extremely?, she asked herself. No more caffeine, no way. She tucked herself in, turned out the light, and closed her eyes... If she were to dream, she would dream softly - she made up her mind about that. "ARE YOU SURE, LASSIE?!" she heard piercing through her thoughts. She opened her eyes and suddenly she was back in the meadow, she couldn't move, and she was lying on the ground again with the bears standing over her. "What should we do with her?" asked the more male-sounding adult bear. Little bear pulled his hand out from behind his back and was holding a bag of doctor's instruments. GodyloQs found herself thinking loudly..., "what is he going to do with that?"
To find out what he does with the bag, turn to page 49.
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Little bear pulled a large knife out of the doctor's bag, got down on the ground over Goldylox, on it's hands and knees, and proceeded to slice open Goldylox's stomach across the bellybutton. Then it cut down the torso starting below the collar bone, crossing the center of the bustline, and then crossing the belly cut until it reached the pelvis area. Then it stabbed the point of the knife into the neck, blood spurting out like Old Faithful, tugging the knife down until it smacked into the collar bone... Little bear pulls a hacksaw out of the doctor's bag and starts to saw through it and as many bones as it can in that region. Snap- crack- pop! Little bear then saws off both of the feet, tossing them to the adult bears, which they then snack on. Their teeth ripping through the hunks of flesh dangling over the side of the splintered skin. They use the bones of the feet, after splitting through the layers of thick, hard marrow and cartilege, as toothpicks. Little bear takes an ax out of the doctor's bag and chops off the head, kicking it after like a soccer ball. Little bear pulls a pair of bald eagles out of the doctor's bag and they fly out and land on the severed head, clipping minute bits of slimy eyeball and pink, squishy things to dine on. Little bear swings the ax through the lower torso, separating the waistline and leaves the legs in the field for wolves to feast on. Little bear wraps his fingers around the stub of exposed neckbone sticking out of the sliced up torso and drags the body behind his parents as they skip merrily out of the forest.
Later, their dog Spot comes back for the legs... As he returns home, the bears are cleaning up the mess of their charred but not burned down house, as Little bear hollows out the insides of his new Medicine cabinet - Goldylox's torso.
Do you all think Disney would make this movie?
This is such a great idea and I'd love to try, but if I were to write a story where the character, whether it be an original or established person, it would be a little tedious and mature to the average Disney fan - if I were to write a story about... Ariel's self-discovery (considering the original Little Mermaid was far more about her friends'/family's discovery of her - coming to terms with the fact that she's not a little girl, that's discovery), or a variation on Beauty and the Beast where the villagers weren't just mindless sheep who all stormed the castle on the drop of Gaston's hat. And actually, one of the things that makes Disney so amazing is that their takes on these stories are really just as much about how they look as what they're saying. It would be more screenplay-esque to write descriptions of places and things, when I also happen to be lousy at writing screenplays...
However, fairy tales I can do. I always thought Disney should have done something on the Three Little Bears. Before you read this, try and remember this story doesn't necessarily take place at a different time, but this is a different kind of place - so things aren't exactly the same as in our time.
Here it goes :
One day, Goldylox Trump was walking through the forest - thinking to herself. Her father had banished her from the mansion for crashing his brand new 850,000 dollar luxury car. Though he could easily afford another new one, he worried about her. How was she ever going to learn about taking over the family business by watching Chappelle's Show on DVD and attending non-stop all-night 'teen' parties with Paris Hilton? As she trekked down the woodland path in a pair of ratty 2nd hand tennis shoes her father had always saved for the day his daughter would go out and rough it by herself, she let her mind wander - though it always returned to thoughts of shopping on Rodeo Drive and strutting down red carpets and runways in designer dresses... suddenly she came upon a little red-headed man in a green suit about half her size, his elbow resting against a tree. "What have you got in that basket, m'dear?" he asked. Her eyes suddenly leared down to a diamond-studded picnic basket she happened to be carrying. Funny, she didn't remember carrying one.
"I'm not sure," she said, "I'll take a look..." She lifted up the Versace tablecloth and... there were 3 little orange and white sleeping kittens in the basket. "Aw..." she remarked, lovingly. "What be there in that handbag of yours, Lassie?" he asked. She gently put the cloth back over the basket - "three little sleeping kittens." "Are you sure, Lassie?" "Why, of course I am." "What makes you so sure? People make mistakes in judgement all the time." "I'll show you," she said and handed him the basket to check. He lifted the cloth up, took a look, and placed it back down. "You were wrong, Lassie, there aren't 3 sleeping kittens lying in that basket." She took the basket from him and looked at him for a second, quietly. "They were when I looked into it. How could I see kittens if there aren't kittens in this basket?" "I don't rightly know, do I? Take another look." She looked again, and saw 3 sleeping kittens, just as before. One of them rolled over slightly and stretched it's arms and legs, yawning before settling back into a round ball position.
She set the cloth back over the basket, "I see the kittens, same as before. Why don't you take another look?" He does, hands the basket back to her, and nods his head sideways. "I'm afraid I believe you are mistaken." She sets the basket on the ground, grabs him by the hand, pulling him beside her - "we'll both look at the same time, though I don't see what this will prove." She lifts the cloth up... The kittens are gone. Instead, the basket is full of food, each item wrapped in plastic bags. "If you really thought you saw kittens, what I imagine you have there, Lassie, is a magic basket. Whatever you think should be inside will be there." "That's silly, I don't believe in magic. And I never have." "Then how do you explain the workings of the Universe?" She took a moment to think, "I don't know. No matter what I believe in, things just happen." "Are you sure about that? I say we try a little experiment - put the rag back on your basket there." She did. "Now, let us both try and think about something. If when you pick the rag up, what you thought about is in the basket - you can keep it, but if what I thought about is inside, I get to take the basket with me..."
"I'll trust you, but what if the basket is empty?" "Then Lassie, you can keep it just the same as if you'd never seen me." She quickly threw the cloth over the basket and got to thinking. She decided to trick the little man in green, so she thought about an elephant- which is too big to fit into such a small basket. "I have thought about my item, have you selected?" "Yes." "Show us what's in the basket then, dear..." She very slowly crouched down, even more slowly she grabbed a corner of the cloth. Then she yanked it off and leaped off her feet, falling on her back, her eyelids closed tightly... She saw a basket full of...snakes! Afraid to open her eyes, she carefully got on her knees and felt around for a tree trunk to stablize her. She opened her eyes - the little green man and the basket were gone! SUDDENLY!!!... her cellphone began ringing. Funny, she didn't remember bringing a phone, her father had expressly forbidden her to take anything electronic or cosmetic, other than her inhaler and her diabetic pressure-counter.
She pulled the little phone out of her pocket and said, "hello...?", not sure of who to expect. It was her best friend, Ramona Carey - who wasn't related to music singer Mariah Carey, but was a good friend to have, just because the last names were the same. The two began talking, Ramona didn't let Goldyloxx get a word in edgewise, so Ramona just talked about her father's new 10,000 factories now expanding and raking in another 50 billion dollars for her family. Which should pay for the next dozen cruise ships, islands, mansions, and towns they planned on buying. GoldyloX didn't really care about all that stuff, but she was good at sounding enthused. Then Ramona mentioned her stepmother trying to hire a black maid... GoldYlox started talking... "Those damn spearchuckers have to have everything, don't they? They're not content to just sit in their ghettos, collecting their 4-figure welfare checks to support their crack habits - they have to horde in on legitimate jobs for needy white people... Didn't they steal enough during the New Orleans riots? Damn 'coon sets foot on my front lawn, I'll go postal-worker on their lazy, schemin' ass! If one of them crawls in my window at night, I'll say he tried to rape me. And the cops know who my father is..."
Suddenly the phone reception started crackling, so GoLdyLox folded the phone up in half and stuffed it back into her pocket. Down the path, she saw a house. A house that stood on mocassin-slippers. "Sanctuary..." She ran up to the house, feeling tired and stringy. No cars in the driveway, no paved driveway... Maybe no one lives here, she thought. She opened the front door and entered. The inside of the house, from where she stood, definitely looked lived-in. Maybe Cavemen live here, it's really fancy - she thought. It had everything your basic American household has in it's kitchen. A 'fridge, table big enough for about 4 people (only with 3 chairs), cupboards, cookie jars, sugar & spice containers, a chalkboard for notes, several post-it pads on the countertop, a telephone on the wall, a freezer beside the refrigerator, drawers and cabinets for silverware and dishes, a blender, and several other modern cooking / food-preparing marvels of the technological age. Feeling hungry, goldyloXXX opened the fridge. Too bad, all that was inside was a 12 pack of Pepsi - the choice of a new generation. Baah, she thought... It wasn't Diet Pepsi, so she passed.
As she ventured into the next room, the den or living room or family room, the first thing that caught her eye was on the wall : a gunrack. These are my kind of cavemen, she said aloud. She saw a desk and sat at it. Then to her horror, she saw on the desktop, a photograph. The people who lived in this house was, a family of 3 black forest bears...
"NIGGERS!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs! "This filthy house is a haven of drugs, prostitution, gambling, child molestation, Godlessness, and... and... and... JIVE!! I must destroy this home of evil, in the name of The New American Nazi Conservative-Republic of Skinhead Traditionalists... Long live Adolf Hitler's brain!!!" And she began to trash the place...
She started in the basement, emptying 4 tall file cabinets-worth of papers into a big, unorganized pile that fell all over the floor. As she turned to climb the stairs back up to the kitchen, she found a diamond-studded picnic basket covered in a Versace tablecloth sitting atop the stairs. She smiled, ran up to the basket, looked at it and pulled off the cloth, she smiled even more, took it's contents out and dropped it into her side pocket, though it produced a considerable bulge, she continued on... In the kitchen, she took a toolbox out of the hallway closet and set to work unscrewing the screws out of everything she found. Taking apart the fridge, she launched the door through the table-side window, shattering the glass and leaving grains of it all over the floor. As she walked over to the freezer, she felt a slight pain in her foot. She lifted up her foot and removed her shoe - a piece of glass had wedged itself into the soul of her sneaker. Only a little blood was flowing from the wound. She put her shoe back on, deciding she had more work to do and an unknown amount of time to finish it in.
Going into the den, she decided to make quick work by taking a huge shotgun off the wall, loading it, stuffing her other side pocket with extra bullets, and began searching the rest of the rooms. One room appeared to have just a pool table in it, no more- one blast of that powerful weapon and the table fell apart - sawdust filling the room at all angles. Another shot just to make sure the thing was mulch, and it was off to another room. The next room was a pantry, it had a sign that said "Patry" on the door, that held a lot of fancy-shmancy antique plates, probably worth about 10cents at a yard sale somewhere in Queens. To shorthand the job, Goldie shot the shelves out from under the plates - the dishes came crashing down to the hard, wooden floor and one on top of another, every single piece smashed to a million tiny slivers of pottery-class leftovers. The room next to that had the good, expensive stuff in it: a TV, DVD-player, computer, stereo system... G said to herself, "these chocolate-skinners have it too good..." She decided to play a fun little game. She put all the items on the floor, each one in front of the other. Then, she laid on the floor, lined up her gun with the tv-screen and fired a bullet that went right through the TV screen, but shattered every thing lined up right behind it. She jumped to her feet quickly and ran out of the room. She looked back in - technology demolished! For good measure she fired again into the room, not looking where she struck. After looking back, the dust clearing, she realized she hit a goldfish bowl - water spilling out onto the floor, the little tiny goldfish flopping around a few times, it's mouth opening spastically, gasping for breath... Onto the next room, G-o-d-lylocks thought to herself.
After assembling a makeshift homemade pipe bomb - she set it off in the bathroom, then kicked and kicked and kicked the door until making a hole in it. Well, I've had some fun today, she said to herself... Time for the upstairs. She climbed up the hallway ascending steps that she figured led to either a 2nd/3rd floor or an attic. It was a blackened room with a partially open door at the other end of it. She fumbled against the wall, looking for a switch. After finding one, she flicked it. The room lit itself up... It was the house hunting den, with trophies of dead and decaying human corpses hanging from hooks fastened onto the wall. She could see the bodies had been stuffed to keep the skin from rotting more. She exited the room, one hand on her stomach, the other over her mouth to keep from shrieking. The hand on her stomach moved into her side pocket, the one with the basket item inside, removed it, clenched tightly onto it, and descended the stairs back to the basement, after making a quick stop to the kitchen...
In the basement, she squirted a bottle of kerosene all over the stacks of papers, lit a match, backed toward the door with her match-carrying finger the only thing sticking outward into the room. She dropped the match and ran out of the door with all her might and speed. She quickly darted into the kitchen-out of the kitchen-out the front door, turning around once, looking into the basement from a dusty window to see that it was burning. The window glass exploded, flames engulfing the side of the house... Gold turned again and ran into the forest. She started slowing down, thinking proudly of her achievement. Her heart wouldn't stop beating fast as she stopped walking. Looking around, she saw a bright meadow and walked slowly to it. When she got there, she lied down on the grass, waiting only for her heart to stop pounding incessantly. She closed her eyes. The world turned black. Suddenly- a green light and smoke filled her head, her vision lost in a smell of misty lime moisture spritz. And before her, though she felt her eyes still held closed, she saw the little green man. He was singing. His right hand holding his green tophat atop his head, his left arm outstretched, the fingers of his left hand drawing circles and other shapes in front of her. The world lit up behind him, a thick rainbow of colors that she could actually taste as she opened her mouth and let her tongue ride over her lips. She could feel her hips sashaying side to side with the beat accompanying his lullying melody. His finger gestures drew strong neon outlines in her eyes, feeling warm and relaxing.
She laid flat, opened her eyes. Before her, stood a family of 3 bears who looked down upon her, the adults were talking about her, the Papa asking if he believed they should call an ambulance - she didn't move. Could she? She didn't know. The little bear looked her right in the eye as the adults talked, he or she or it didn't take it's eye off of her as the adults' eyes looked back and forth between her and each other. "We have to go home to call the doctor, don't we Mama?" the little bear asked, still not taking it's eye off of GoldyloKKKs' opened eyes. She couldn't tell for sure, but she felt the little bear knew she was seeing this. "I guess you're right, sweety. Let's go on home and call someone, she must need help." The adults walked right off, and though the little bear was behind them and started walking away, it's head was still turned her way and continued looking, intensely, right into Golley's eyes. "C'mon, honey..." the more female-sounding adult called. The little bear turned around and walked closer up beside the parents. Then, the neck of the little bear's head spun around and it's eyes looked right back into Goalie's. The face's mouth formed a crooked, jagged, off-slanted grin.
As G.I. shifted her eyes over she could hear the voice of the little green man in her head humming to her, not words, but sounds of a song that was unknown to her. She started having memories forced upon her, back from when she was in Private School biology class. The teacher talked about planets. Though the teacher usually discussed the human body, today he was going on and on about the planets as they spun in the sky, she could almost make out their faint outlines as she lied there. She blinked once and the bears were standing before her again. Their arms crossed over their chests. Except for the little bear, the fingers on one hand flicked a rubberband, the fingers of the other hand played with a propeller on his stupid hat. The adult bears muttered a few sentences between each other, taking long to answer each others' questions (she assumed they were because their voices went high at the end of each first sentence). But she couldn't make out their words. The only words she thought she heard distinctly were "today", and "Jupiter". Now, she could definitely see the planets whirring around in the sky behind the bears.
Then the little bear spoke, and she could hear every word it said. "She doesn't look so good..." Still, with the crooked grin on it's face. She couldn't make out the expression very well on the other bears' faces. They didn't look happy. More mutters from the adults, than little bear said - "she needs our help." However, G-Lock didn't think this bear wanted to help her at all... Even more mutters, and an "I think we should operate" from little bear. The grin on it's face opened up and it flashed it's huge, horse-sized teeth at her, each tooth was sharper than Simon Cowell's tongue, fined to perfection, dripping with steaming saliva. The stench was understated but unpleasant - like motoroil mixed with sour milk. Suddenly, she could see and hear everything clearly... though she couldn't move enough to speak or get up. The adult bears were furious, their eyes lit with hot red lights, like burning fireplaces, their arms outstretched, they lifted her to her feet and stood her against the nearest tree. She didn't feel herself falling but couldn't move her legs or arms. Little bear got out a leather doctor's bag with stuff in it. She screamed inside her head - they're going to KILL ME, STUFF ME, and HANG ME IN THEIR TROPHY ROOM!! Little bear pulled out a long, white feather from the bag, and before she could understand what was happening, her shoes and socks were yanked off and little bear tickled her feet with the feather.
Goldyhocks laughed so hard her face re-mobilized, but she blinked and she was in her own bedroom. She threw the covers off of her, moved around to make sure she could, turned on the light, and saw... a long, white feather beside her feet. She suddenly was so shocked, she felt her pajamas' crotch was wet and cold. "Oh, my God..." she said, then she looked on the bedside table and saw a glass of water had spilled onto her. Her mind then started racing at the strange things she thought and said in her dream, that wasn't her. She wasn't angry or hateful of anyone. Why would she dream of herself like that? A glance at the clock revealed that it was 2Am. Too early to get up. So, she would just lie down and relax for the rest of the night until she fell asleep. What made her dream so extremely?, she asked herself. No more caffeine, no way. She tucked herself in, turned out the light, and closed her eyes... If she were to dream, she would dream softly - she made up her mind about that. "ARE YOU SURE, LASSIE?!" she heard piercing through her thoughts. She opened her eyes and suddenly she was back in the meadow, she couldn't move, and she was lying on the ground again with the bears standing over her. "What should we do with her?" asked the more male-sounding adult bear. Little bear pulled his hand out from behind his back and was holding a bag of doctor's instruments. GodyloQs found herself thinking loudly..., "what is he going to do with that?"
To find out what he does with the bag, turn to page 49.
If you'd rather the world was perfect and Al Gore had won the 2000 election, turn to page INFINITE-ZERO.
Little bear pulled a large knife out of the doctor's bag, got down on the ground over Goldylox, on it's hands and knees, and proceeded to slice open Goldylox's stomach across the bellybutton. Then it cut down the torso starting below the collar bone, crossing the center of the bustline, and then crossing the belly cut until it reached the pelvis area. Then it stabbed the point of the knife into the neck, blood spurting out like Old Faithful, tugging the knife down until it smacked into the collar bone... Little bear pulls a hacksaw out of the doctor's bag and starts to saw through it and as many bones as it can in that region. Snap- crack- pop! Little bear then saws off both of the feet, tossing them to the adult bears, which they then snack on. Their teeth ripping through the hunks of flesh dangling over the side of the splintered skin. They use the bones of the feet, after splitting through the layers of thick, hard marrow and cartilege, as toothpicks. Little bear takes an ax out of the doctor's bag and chops off the head, kicking it after like a soccer ball. Little bear pulls a pair of bald eagles out of the doctor's bag and they fly out and land on the severed head, clipping minute bits of slimy eyeball and pink, squishy things to dine on. Little bear swings the ax through the lower torso, separating the waistline and leaves the legs in the field for wolves to feast on. Little bear wraps his fingers around the stub of exposed neckbone sticking out of the sliced up torso and drags the body behind his parents as they skip merrily out of the forest.
Later, their dog Spot comes back for the legs... As he returns home, the bears are cleaning up the mess of their charred but not burned down house, as Little bear hollows out the insides of his new Medicine cabinet - Goldylox's torso.
Do you all think Disney would make this movie?
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[quote="Enchantress]I just don't want another sequel, good or not. I'd prefer an orignal story with new characters, rather than bringing in new family members, which is what they would have to do if they were to answer what people want to know.[/quote]
Your respects are just different than mine. You're interested only in the movie, while I'm interested in the heroes and their background. I respect your thoughts, but I completely disagree.
If the original stories to come are CG, then I prefer a 1000 times 50 classicaly animated sequels for each disney classic!!!!
Your respects are just different than mine. You're interested only in the movie, while I'm interested in the heroes and their background. I respect your thoughts, but I completely disagree.
If the original stories to come are CG, then I prefer a 1000 times 50 classicaly animated sequels for each disney classic!!!!
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Dijon is that dog (????) guy in the DuckTales movie.Fidget1234 wrote:HEY Philo & Gunge!!
Who is Dijon?
Story sounds pretty good but I dunno about Pluto talking...it would be like having Tinker Bell talk...let 'em be.
As for Pluto talking, I dunno, I feel that just for the sake of the movie since the movie revolves around him that I can't just build a 2-hour movie around his facial expressions.
Micheal Eisner was counting his money and he got DIZZNEY!
That was already done rather well by Lev Atamanov and Soyuzmultfilm in 1957: http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/ani ... snoque.htmjwa1107 wrote:I'd like to see an adaptation of The Snow Queen by Hans Christian Andersen
It would be interesting, though, to see what Disney's adaptation would be like.
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Miyazaki's "Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea"
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Miyazaki's "Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea"
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Wait a sec! How's this for 'The Little Mermaid -0.5: Sebastion's Cuddly Adventure'?
Baby Sebastian is being breast-fed by his grandmother. Baby Ariel comes and playfully kicks Sebastian into a trombone he is learning to play. Flounder is eating 'Tetra-Pond' fish food. Suddenly Nemo appears, along with some of Ursula's fossilised remains. Ariel hugs Flounder and Nemo and the latter is ingested, disgested and egested by a shark. THE END.
Uh...I suppose that was a bit sick.
Baby Sebastian is being breast-fed by his grandmother. Baby Ariel comes and playfully kicks Sebastian into a trombone he is learning to play. Flounder is eating 'Tetra-Pond' fish food. Suddenly Nemo appears, along with some of Ursula's fossilised remains. Ariel hugs Flounder and Nemo and the latter is ingested, disgested and egested by a shark. THE END.
Uh...I suppose that was a bit sick.