Alan wrote:I've always wanted to drive a car
You'll get your chance soon enough.
Anyway, to add to my I've always wanted to...
I've always wanted to flee the country - sounds strange, but the adventure would be fun. What if, for some odd reason, I did something that necessitated me being on the run for awhile, during which I'd hop from country to country. I'd start here in New Jersey, where some police officer would approach me, during which I'd run like hell back home, get my already-packed suitcase and passport, and take a private plane to New York. Then I'd have to haggle for a plane ticket under an assumed name (with a fake passport as well) to go to England. I'd stay there for a month, hiding out from authorities while at the same time passing myself off as an American tourist checking out the sites. Then one morning I see some policemen talking to the concierge at my hotel, and I'd have to sneak out my window and get a taxi to some transportation out of the country (the chunnel perhaps?). From there I'd end up hopping all over Europe, staying for a few days in each country, long enough for me to stick around and check things out, while still being three steps ahead of Interpol. Probably while in Italy, I'd take a boat down the Mediterranean and have a couple months trekking across Africa, stopping in exotic locales while under a different name. From Africa I'll go back up to Europe, further north, maybe up to Norway or Sweden, and then trek through Russia until I reach China. I'd leave from Shanghai for Japan, where I'd spend a couple weeks still eluding authorities. Then I'd head south for the Philippines, and hide out at a relative's place, and continue south until I finally reach Australia. I'd hang out with Loomis, he'd give me some cheese for the trip, and I'd make a home for myself in New Zealand. Then in the end, the government will find me, extradite me back to America, where I'll find out it was all a misunderstanding, and be able to come back home.
I've always wanted to be a toaster - Of all the kitchen appliances, I think the toaster would be the best one to be. Think about it, you're used often by people who love sandwiches, and if you're a good toaster, they'll treat you to a pop tart or something. And you're hot. A stove is hot too, but you gotta share your hotness with others. With a toaster, it's like one little hot thing sitting on the counter.
I've always wanted to go shopping and not look at the price tag - That would be one hell of a thing.
Escapay
You know what movie that reminds me of...
