I was never suspended from school (when I was in high school)
I never received an A+ for a grade on a serious school project and never got higher than a B for a final grade in any class
I've never:
1. been arrested
2. been outside of North America
3. been to Disneyland
4. played a for-real game of football (nor would I ever)
5. gone skiing or snowboarding
6. been a guest on a late-night talk show
7. ridden a train (actually I'm not sure about that... I don't think I've been)
8. gone to a movie alone
9. bungee-jumped or sky-dived
10. gotten what most people regard as a bloody nose, though I've sneezed some blood out in a tissue a couple times before and had a little blood in my snot. But no real bloody nose
11. seen a film before it reached theaters
12. smoked an entire cigarette. I did try smoking once when I was a kid but I never finished
13. had sex with a man or two people at the same time
14. got into a full-blown, all-out fist fight. Though I have traded some serious blows with family members before, just a few
15. been drunk, nor have I ever had more than 1 can full of alcohol (discounting cough medicine, and then only when I had an actual cold)
16. eaten an avocado
17. been to Las Vegas
18. seen Citizen Kane all the way through
19. been to summer camp
20. tried out for sports in high school (nor would I have)
21. been to a night club / dance club (though I did go to some kind of dinner theatre place once, I realize that doesn't exactly count)
12. fired a gun or been shot (including by a paintball bullet

)
13. crashed a car (though I've come DREADFULLY close on at least one occasion)
14. killed someone
15. done illegal drugs
16. taken steroids or powder supplements to make my muscles bigger
17. owned a brand new car
18. ridden a horse
19. driven a motorcycle
20. traveled faster than the speed of light or sound
21. been on an airplane
22. been to the desert
23. seen one episode of
That Girl,
Gunsmoke,
What's Happenin'?,
Benson,
Webster,
Mr. Belvedere,
Joanie Loves Chochie,
The George Burns & Gracie Allen Show,
Nanny and the Professor,
Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist,
Desperate Housewives,
American Bandstand,
Solid Gold,
Antiques Roadshow,
24. seen an
entire episode of
The Dick Van Dyke Show,
Sanford & Son,
Mary Tyler Moore,
The Bob Newhart Show,
All In the Family,
Alien Nation,
Cops,
The Planet's Funniest Animals,
Jeff Corwin anything,
The Crocodile Hunter,
Jackass,
Movies 101,
25. seen an Amy Grant music video
26. been rock climbing
27. been to a music concert
28. laughed at anything "Timmy!" did/said on
South Park, ever (why does this character exist?!)
29. been on a date
30. seen The Godfather I, II, or III all the way through (those movies are SO INDESCRIBABLY BORING!!!)
31. met a real-life, honest-to-goodness celebrity
32. robbed a bank or seriously thought about doing so
33. taken over the world
34. heard a real-life coyote or wolf howl
35. said the dreaded "c" word in front of anyone other than myself (I think)
36. eaten alligator or other exotic animals - including frog, duck, goat, buffalo, bull (which I understand aren't
so exotic)
37. seen "The Passion of the Christ", despite
not being a strong Christian
38. been to a premiere
39. tried non-alcoholic beer
40. bought a DVD purely because it had a slipcover
41. put a spider or any other type of insect, willingly, in my mouth
and MOST IMPORTANTLY,
42. I've never voted for a Republican