ok here's how it works.... i choose six different disney characters from different movies and give them a certain setting (every time it's different) and YOU (yes that means all of you), write up dialouge for what goes on between the characters in that setting. make it as long as you want so long as it's interesting and doesn't go something like this:
Lumiere: hi. what's up?
Kuzco: nothing much... what's up with you?
Rattigan: everythings cool... how bout you?
Tinkerbell: Chillin'.
Buzz: Awsome..!
Scar: Duuuuude!!
get my drift? good.
at the end people will vote which is best and most original..... and the winner will win the round! at the end of all 10 rounds.... everyone will vote which winner was the best.... and then the winner of the winners will win!
ok..... here's todays lineup........
Sebastion(The Little Mermaid) The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland) Beast (Beauty and the Beast) Merlin (The Sword in the Stone) Kronk(The Emperors New Groove) Cruella DeVill (101 Dalmations) Kaa(The Jungle Book)
Setting: Stuck in a cramped elavator
GOOD LUCK!
55 days 'till Jack is back
They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head. - Blackadder the Third
Well, I like you idea, but I would rather choose the characters. How about:
Pete (Pete!)
Cruella (101 Dalmatians)
The Evil Queen (Snow White)
Scar (The Lion King)
Captain Hook (Peter Pan)
Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
I think the conversation would be something like this:
Evil Queen: "Pete, you really are the most vile of all Disney villans. You truely inspired us all"
Pete: "Why thank you Queenie - but I do see myself as a trendsetter rather than a follower"
Gaston : "It's true, magnificant one. All my bullying was based on your bullying of that stupid mouse and his pathetic friends."
Pete: "Awww. Shucks. Nice to know I'm a role model"
Captain Hook: "And although I try, I've never managed to terrorise children like you do, your huge darkness. Blasted Peter Pan"
Pete: "Tis true. I could bring that Pan down to earth before the end of the first act"
Scar: "And as a fellow feline, you are my greatest hero. I was thinking of how you would handle the situation when tricking that whiney Simba and his upstart father."
Pete: "Why thank you Scar"
Cruella: "Your fur is so black and shiney. So handsome. It would make a wonderful coat"
Pete: "Hands of Cruella - get your self a mouse coat instead"
All: "Pete is the greated Disney villain of all!"
Pete: "I know!"
Alright.... im hust gonna bring this up again since it didn't really catch on and 2099net just did his thing. (which i factually found funny as hell.... but im disqualifying it)
alright ppl.... just read the instructions and do it!
55 days 'till Jack is back
They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head. - Blackadder the Third
They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head. - Blackadder the Third
Malificent-Sleeping Beauty
Pumbaa-The Lion King
Ratigan-The Great Mouse Detective
King Louie-The Jungle Book
Scrooge McDuck-Mickey's Christmas Carol
Mushu-Mulan
nooo! why cant anyone understand this?? it's not that complex!!
just use the lineup i gave... the setting i set-up..... and write some dialog!!!
55 days 'till Jack is back
They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head. - Blackadder the Third
IggieKuzco . . . I was just going through old posts . . . this is a really funny idea. I'm going to give it a try (though, shamefully, I've never seen The Emperor's New Groove (it's on my to-do list!) so I'm not going to do too great with Kronk . . . but I'll try. Here goes!
(Remember . . . they're in an elevator!) Sebastian: Oh, mon! I have to get to the top floor! Ohhh . . . come on . . . (cell phone rings, to the tune of Under The Sea) Cruella: Quiet, you idiot! Turn that cell phone off! I'm trying to think of ideas for a new coat! Actually (turns to Beast) I'd like to ask you . . . where did you get yours? Beast: ROAR!!!! (bares fangs)
(elevator stops. Beast gets off, Kaa, Merlin, and the Mad Hatter get on. Sebastian answers his cell phone) Sebastian: Hello? Oh, Triton, sir! Ariel again? Oh no . . . can it wait? I have a practice with my hot crustacean band . . . oh, mother of pearl . . . alright sir. (hangs up) Mad Hatter: Having troubles, friend? Just remember - a very happy unbirthday, to you! (sings incessantly) Cruella: YOU IDIOTS! YOU FOOLS! QUIET! Merlin: Excuse me, Miss, are they bothering you? Because I am a wizard, I could turn one of them into a frog or something . . . Cruella: Oh, please do. Kaa: Oh, ssssssir? I'm very hungry . . . would you mind turning that sssssstupid creature into a sssssquirrel, or ssssssome sssssuch treat? Merlin: Of course I won't do that! No eating of elevatormates! Kaa: (turns on hypnotics) Trussssst in meeeee . . . Merlin: O . . . K . . . Sebastian: No, sir! Don't do it! Especially not to impress a girl! They're not worth it, especially if they have red hair . . . believe me . . . my friend Bob Marley was right when he said "no woman no cry" . . .
(Merlin waves wand, still in trance. Large explosion. The dust settles.) Cruella: MY COAT!!! YOU IDIOTS!!! YOU FOOLS!!!!
(Elevator stops. Kronk enters) Kronk: Hi everyone! What's happening?
(blank stares all around.) Sebastian: Oh, sheesh.
(everyone gets off)
I know it's long . . . but I think it's funny . . . hope you enjoy!
"The names Cruuuuuuush. Emphasis on the U. But you can call me Crush."
jambo*rafiki wrote:Sebastian: Oh, mon! I have to get to the top floor! Ohhh . . . come on . . . (cell phone rings, to the tune of Under The Sea) Cruella: Quiet, you idiot! Turn that cell phone off! I'm trying to think of ideas for a new coat! Actually (turns to Beast) I'd like to ask you . . . where did you get yours? Beast: ROAR!!!! (bares fangs)
(elevator stops. Beast gets off, Kaa, Merlin, and the Mad Hatter get on. Sebastian answers his cell phone) Sebastian: Hello? Oh, Triton, sir! Ariel again? Oh no . . . can it wait? I have a practice with my hot crustacean band . . . oh, mother of pearl . . . alright sir. (hangs up) Mad Hatter: Having troubles, friend? Just remember - a very happy unbirthday, to you! (sings incessantly) Cruella: YOU IDIOTS! YOU FOOLS! QUIET! Merlin: Excuse me, Miss, are they bothering you? Because I am a wizard, I could turn one of them into a frog or something . . . Cruella: Oh, please do. Kaa: Oh, ssssssir? I'm very hungry . . . would you mind turning that sssssstupid creature into a sssssquirrel, or ssssssome sssssuch treat? Merlin: Of course I won't do that! No eating of elevatormates! Kaa: (turns on hypnotics) Trussssst in meeeee . . . Merlin: O . . . K . . . Sebastian: No, sir! Don't do it! Especially not to impress a girl! They're not worth it, especially if they have red hair . . . believe me . . . my friend Bob Marley was right when he said "no woman no cry" . . .
(Merlin waves wand, still in trance. Large explosion. The dust settles.) Cruella: MY COAT!!! YOU IDIOTS!!! YOU FOOLS!!!!
(Elevator stops. Kronk enters) Kronk: Hi everyone! What's happening?
(blank stares all around.) Sebastian: Oh, sheesh.
(everyone gets off)
I know it's long . . . but I think it's funny . . . hope you enjoy!
That was really good J*R, I really don't even want to try and rival that! You were so creative I could actually hear the character's voices and all in my head as I was reading...
2099net, your's was funny too, and I could definately heat Pete's voice in my head, but J*R wins cause he used the assigned characters, and he was really creative and true to the characters...
Thanks so much Prince Phillip! I'm flattered! Just to let you know, I'm a she, not a he. Honest mistake I'm going to do what you suggested and start a new round. Here goes - Tantor from Tarzan Malificent from Sleeping Beauty Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh Zeus from Hercules LeFou from Beauty and the Beast and Basil from The Great Mouse Detective are all taking a behind the scenes tour of Walt Disney World! (this should be fun . . .) Be creative . . . and remember . . . haaaaaaaave fun with it!
"The names Cruuuuuuush. Emphasis on the U. But you can call me Crush."
Well I never saw Winnie The Pooh and the Great Mouse Detective so I'm going to put a "team" together myself:
LeFou from Beauty and the Beast Belle from Beauty and the Beast Merlin from The Sword In The Stone Arielle from The Little Mermaid Cinderella from Cinderella
Story Teller: In the Disney company LeFou, Belle, Merlin, Arielle and Cinderella are taking the elevator together, suddenly the elevator stops between the 10th and the 11th floor.
Merlin: That modern technology! I hate it! I never should have lengthened my contract here at Disney for the Sword in the stone 2, these elevators are killing me!
Belle: Oh no, my father is out there and he's getting a cold. I was on my way to saving him from his death. Please let me go! Let me go! (Starts bouncing on the elevator walls).
LeFou: Oh Belle, you've been there and done that! And besides, your father is just an old nut. His inventions don't even work! Gaston is much more important. He's the strongest and he isn't scared of anything!
Belle: Take that back LeFou, and stop sucking up to Gaston. He's not even here!
Cinderella: What about me? I had a really bad day today! First I lost my shoe when I was running from the Prince as he couldn't see me in my other clothes. It was almost time! And now this happens to me, I really need to speak to Eisner. His elevators are giving me the creeps! Next time I'm taking the stairs!
Arielle: Oh my god, my fins are melting! I shouldn't have left my "The Little Mermaid Aquarium" to go to the "Finding Nemo Aquarium"! I just wanted to see how a 3d ocean looks like under the water. And now I'm stuck here! Does anyone have water?
Merlin: Wait a minute! I can move myself out of this elevator! After all, I am a wizard and I can do magic!
Story Teller: Suddenly Merlin dissapeared from the elevator and everyone hears him outside the elevator shouting "Astalavista! I'm going to Bermuda!".
Arielle: Well that's just great! I just asked for water and he gets out! Serously, does anyone have water? My fins are melting!
Belle: I have some water. I got it from the Beast's secret Basement. I shouldn't have gone there but I did anyway! He doesn't frighten me. With his stupid horns and "ooh ooh" scary teeth.
Arielle: Thank you Belle! We should start our own cloth line you know? The Princess Collection? Or has that name been taken by Eisner too just to sell more?
LeFou: Oh I want in I want in! Look at my clothes. I'm almost looking like Gaston. Don't I look pretty (Blinks)
Story Teller: Suddenly the Elevator doors open and they hear a voice. "Give me your hands, I'll save you all!". It's Roy Disney and he's coming to save all the 2D characters! They all get saved by Roy and that's the end of this short elevator story. Hope you enjoyed it!
