Ultimate Disney: The Movie Musical

[AwallaceUNC]

I thought I'd try something similar to casting Disney movies but a bit different. Instead of a real movie, it's a made-up musical:

<center><b>Buena Vista Home Entertainment Presents
The UltimateDisney.com Forum
and Quentin Tarantino
in an all-new screen spectacle

Ultimate Disney: The Movie Musical</b>

<i>Featuring 24 Show-Stopping Musical Numbers:</i></center>

"Slip-Cover Me With Your Love"
"Esca-Pay Day"
"The New DVD Song"
"A Luke Warm Review Revue"
"The Guru That You Do So Well"
"Lazario A-Go-Go/All That Laz"
"MMP and Me: Pals 4 Life man ok?"
"Everything Looks Better in Pink"
"Roll Your Eyes with Fervor (When You End Your Post)/I Could Have Rolled All Night"
"Me, Just Myself, and I"
"Anger is Pointless (Unless it's in an Off-Topic Thread!)"
"I Screen, You Screen, We All Screen for Widescreen"
"Mr. Toad's Wild Survivor Alliance"
"There's a Stranger in the Chat Room and I Don't Know Who it is"
"I Paid a Visit to the Front Page (and Lived to Tell the Tale)"
"Do Post Counts Count?"
"Nutty for Netty"
"Paka Your Bags; We're Going to Disneyland"
"The Sound of Loomis"
"Tangela: The Wicked Bandwitch of the West"
"By Royal Decree (the Prince Eric theme)"
"Hopelessly Devoted to U(D)"
"Do-Raydawggie-Mi"
"Finale: Kelvin or Not, We're all Disneykids"

<b>Coming Soon to a Theater Near You</b>

...This is what happens when I'm still up writing a review at 4 am.

-Aaron

[RJKD23]

Classic, Aaron! Classic!

[MickeyMousePal]

I love what you did with that post Aaron that was so cool!!!

AwallaceUNC Wrote:

"MMP and Me: Pals 4 Life man ok?"

Thanks

[Isidour]

now that was original, and hilarious n_n

[Escapay]

"Esca-Pay Day"
"Lazario A-Go-Go/All That Laz"
"Roll Your Eyes with Fervor (When You End Your Post)/I Could Have Rolled All Night"
"I Screen, You Screen, We All Screen for Widescreen"
"I Paid a Visit to the Front Page (and Lived to Tell the Tale)"
"The Sound of Loomis"
"Tangela: The Wicked Bandwitch of the West"
"Finale: Kelvin or Not, We're all Disneykids"

Those are my favorites!

We need to figure out how to incorporate other names...

"Look at Me, I'm Krystal D"
"Chay-Chay-Chay-Chaynges!"
"Sunrise, Sunset...Girl"
"Deathie Mouse Anthem" (Who's the leader of the club that's for Blu-Ray DVD? D-E-A-T-H-IE M-O-U-S-E)
"Pink Renatas on Parade"
"Ode to Zulu, King of the Dwarf People" (hahahahaha, yeah, that's not very funny)

Escapay

[Disneykid]

"Finale: Kelvin or Not, We're all Disneykids"

! I get to be the finale! Excellent song roster, Aaron. This musical sounds like box office gold, and with Escapay's additions, it could even sweep the Oscars.

[Escapay]

Now that we have songs...let's come up with a story....

I propose we have space aliens, Marie Antoinette, and Abe Lincoln's stovepipe hat integrated into the story. And we MUST have Steve Guttenberg in either the lead or the sidekick role.

Escapay

[Loomis]

I get my own song! "The Sound of Loomis"

"All That Laz" cracks me up too.

Now all you have to do is record it...

[Luke]

Well Aaron's pretty much secured a Best Thread Ever nomination. I'm ashamed it took me nearly 24 hours to discover this gem. Can't wait to see it on stage. Mmm....Steve Guttenberg.

[AwallaceUNC]

Thanks everyone. I love the additions! Keep 'em comin'.

-Aaron

[Prince Eric]

Wow! Thanks for giving me a musical number, and presumably my first REAL role!

[AwallaceUNC]

<center><b>Walt Disney Pictures Presents
An All-New Sequel
Just in Time for the Holidays
Featuring 76 Cameos by Raven-Symone

UltimateDisney.com: A Merry Musical </b>

Featuring 14 All-New Holiday Classics</center>

"It's the Most Wonderlicious Time of the Year"
"Pinkrenata Creature Was Stirring"
"Following Yonder Starion"
"Kram the Halls"
"Santa's Paka Toys"
"Cindy-Lou Guru"
"Under the Loomistletoe (You Never Know What You May Find)"*
"Dr. Luke's How teh Tangela Stole Christmas"
"I'll Have a Blu-Ray Christmas (In 2008)"
"It's A Wonderlicious Life/Reprise: It's the Most Wonderlicious Time of the Year"
"I'm Dreaming of a Snowhite8 Christmas"
"Miracle on RJKD23rd Street"
"All I Want For Christmas (Is Slip-Covers Galore)"
Finale: "The 2099 Days of Christmas"

• Lyrics: "On the first day of Christmas, my Secret Santa gave to me...
  12 Lukes Reviewing
  11 Renatas rolling
  10 Netties netting
  9 Loomi mooing
  8 newbies pasting
  7 spammers spamming
  6 Deathies explaining
  <b>5 MMPs</b>
  4 moderators
  3 New Jersey posters
  2 duplicate accounts
  and a Paka in a pear tree"

*With contextual introduction by Leonard Maltin

[Escapay]

<center><b>Walt Disney Pictures Presents
An All-New Sequel
Just in Time for the Holidays
Featuring 76 Cameos by Raven-Symone

UltimateDisney.com: A Merry Musical </b>

Featuring 14 All-New Holiday Classics</center>

"It's the Most Wonderlicious Time of the Year"
"Pinkrenata Creature Was Stirring"
"Following Yonder Starion"
"Kram the Halls"
"Santa's Paka Toys"
"Cindy-Lou Guru"
"Under the Loomistletoe (You Never Know What You May Find)"*
"Dr. Luke's How teh Tangela Stole Christmas"
"I'll Have a Blu-Ray Christmas (In 2008)"
"It's A Wonderlicious Life/Reprise: It's the Most Wonderlicious Time of the Year"
"I'm Dreaming of a Snowhite8 Christmas"
"Miracle on RJKD23rd Street"
"All I Want For Christmas (Is Slip-Covers Galore)"
Finale: "The 2099 Days of Christmas"

• Lyrics: "On the first day of Christmas, my Secret Santa gave to me...
  12 Lukes Reviewing
  11 Renatas rolling
  10 Netties netting
  9 Loomi mooing
  8 newbies pasting
  7 spammers spamming
  6 Deathies explaining
  <b>5 MMPs</b>
  4 moderators
  3 New Jersey posters
  2 duplicate accounts
  and a Paka in a pear tree"

*With contextual introduction by Leonard Maltin

I love it!

And 76 cameos by Raven? That's 64 too many!

Is this sequel DTV or will it be given a theatrical run in time for Oscar considerations?

BTW, got some DVD specs:

Single-Disc Standard Edition SRP $14.99
Two-Disc Special Edition SRP $22.99
Three-Disc Deluxe Edition SRP $29.99
Four-Disc Collector's Edition SRP $34.99
Five-Disc Super Genius Edition SRP $39.99
Ten-Disc Limited Edition SRP $74.99 (only 500 copies made!)

Single-Disc Standard Editions will be packed in Snappers.
Two-Disc Special Editions will be packed in Dual Amarays.
Three-Disc Deluxe Editions will be packed in Slimcases.
Four-Disc Collector's Edition will be packed in Digipaks
Five-Disc Super Genius Edition will be packed in a Snapper, a Dual Amaray, a Slipcase, and a single digipak.
Ten-Disc Limited Edition will be packed in a display case meant to resemble ten flying saucers gliding over the peaceful town of Oakfield, complete with little people figurines looking up and pointing.

Anamorphic Widescreen 2.35:1
Runtime: 165 minutes (2 hours and 45 minutes for those who don't wanna math it)
Rating: PG-13 and a half (a new rating made especially for this film)

All Editions Contain:
English DD 5.1
English DTS 5.1
English DD 2.0
French DD 2.0
Spanish DD 2.0
English-Accented DD 2.0
Antarctican DD 3.5
English Subtitles
French Subtitles
Spanish Subtitles
Commentaries Subtitles

Single-Disc Editions Contain:
Audio Commentary by the one and only Lukester, with special guest commentators Roy E. Disney, Steve Guttenberg, and Disney Legend Hayley Mills.

Audio Commentary by Teede, explaining shot by shot what the new "Great Mouse Detective 2" will look like and having nothing to do with the movie.

Audio Commentary by Disney Guru, citing every instance in which a white clamshell is used in the film, along with every classic movie reference in the musical (there are over 39,574!)

Audio Commentary by the Original New Jersey Trilogy: Escapay, Kram Nebuer, and Jane Mccoy.

Two-Disc Editions Contain:

The Single-disc, as well as...

"A Very Merry Musical: The Making of UltimateDisney's very second Musical" a 90-minute featurette about…the making of UltimateDisney’s very second Musical.

"Pasta Profiles: Loomis, Craziness in an Australian Bottle" – a 30-minute featurette hosted by Pasta67 about everyone's favorite Aussie, Loomis.

"Making it Up" - a 25-minute featurette about the creation of UltimateDisney movies, hosted by Aaron Wallace, with various interruptions by Pals.

"Learn to Twist with Ferris Bueller!" - an unrelated 10-minute featurette in which you learn how to twist and shout the way they did in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Deleted Scenes - A whole two hours of deleted scenes! Unused musical numbers, alternate takes, and the ever famous "Slipcovers Burning!" sequence cut for being too graphic!

Theatrical Trailers - teaser trailer, theatrical trailer, international trailer, and exclusive Mars trailer.

Three-Disc Editions Contain:

The Two-Disc Edition, as well as...

“How Crazy Can You Get?” – a 60-minute featurette about Loomis, hosted by Loomis and starring Loomis.

“Slipcovers!” – a 10-minute featurette hosted by Alan about everyone’s favorite piece of cardboard, the slipcover.

Storyboards Galore – Complete storyboards for the entire Ultimate Disney Musical, as well as a sneak peek at storyboards for the next Ultimate Disney films, “Ultimate Disney III: The One That’s Not A Musical”

TV Spots – 45 exclusive TV spots made for TV and running 30 seconds each.

Aaron Wallace’s Production Diary – A 30-minute featurette of how director Aaron Wallace directed Ultimate Disney: A Merry Musical

Escapay’s Production Diary – A 30-minute featurette of how Original New Jersey Trilogy Member Escapay choreographed the elaborate dance sequence in “Kram the Halls”, on location in New Jersey!

Four-Disc Editions Contain:

The Three-Disc Edition, as well as…

Krystal’s Production Diary – a 30-minute featurette of how the K of RJKD designed the various costumes used in the musical, as well as how to bargain shop at Best Buy. With various interruptions by Escapay on how to better bargain hunt at GameStop.

Wonderlicious’s Production Diary – a 30-minute featurette of how Wondy started the Recast Threads which lead to the Ultimate Disney musicals which lead to his guest director spot during the “Slipcovers Burning!” deleted sequence as well as the finale.

The Deathie Encyclopedia – a long and drawn out Encyclopedia on all things film and DVD, written by deathie. There are over 500 pages of text!

Which UD Member are You? – a fun but pointless quiz that determines if you’re a Luke, a Renata, a Krystal, an Aaron, a Zoltack, a dvdjunkie, a Pluto Region 1, or many other UD members.

Original Aspect Ratio – a 45-minute featurette hosted by dvdjunkie on the merits of having every film available in its original aspect ratio.

Production Photographs – behind the scenes photographs taken during production of Ultimate Disney: A Merry Musical. Also includes several photographs taken at the wrap-up party in which a very drunk Netty sings “You Are My Lucky Star” in German!

“You Are My Lucky Star” – Netty sings this classic in German, along with other home movies shot during production.

Five-Disc Editions Contain:

The Four-Disc Edition, as well as…

“Ultimate Disney – A Look Back” – a 75-minute retrospective of how the site Ultimate Disney came to be, with exclusive interviews by past and present members, including a very special reunion between Tangela and Yuki.

Deleted Scenes not in the Two-Disc Edition – that’s right, there’s a whole other three hours of deleted scenes that did not make it into the film, and they’re all here!

“Ultimate Disney: A Merry Musical, in 2D animation” – Yep, we’ve got the entire live-action movie musical rotoscoped in 2D animation, with the entire cast replaced by classic Disney characters!

“How to Boil Water” – a 30-minute unrelated featurette hosted by Siren on how to properly boil water, along with various dessert recipes and dinner entrees made for a gargoyle’s appetite.

“Ten Minute Film School” – Robert Rodriguez chimes in on this very special Ten Minute Film School, showing how UD used his production styles during one sequence, “The Dragons are Coming! The Dragons are Coming!”

Ten-Disc Editions Contain:

The Five-Disc Edition, as well as…

Disc Six:

“Ultimate Disney: The Movie Musical: Unrated Extended Cut” – The very first film in the UD Film series, in a special director’s cut adding 45 minutes of footage, reshuffling key scenes to better fit the story, and sporting a new soundtrack.

Audio Commentary by Aaron Wallace, with guest commentator Amy Grant

“How to Make Chocolate Covered Pretzels” – a 30-minute featurette hosted by Escapay on…how to make chocolate covered pretzels.

Theatrical trailer for Howard the Duck

Disc Seven:

“Ultimate Disney: The One That’s Not A Musical” – a 15-minute sneak peek at the third in the Ultimate Disney series.

“Saved by the Bell: Classic Episodes” – handpicked by Luke and Ultimate Disney Members, the 20 best episodes of the original Saved by the Bell.

“Talk Show Interviews” – a whopping 3 hours of the various interviews done on talk shows to promote “Ultimate Disney: A Merry Musical”. Includes the infamous Oprah segment where Aaron, in a very Tom-Cruise fashion, jumps up on the couch and proclaims, “I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!” to America, to show his love for Amy Grant.

“The Really Lost Scene” – the only deleted scene not to be included in the 2-disc or the 5-disc edition, this is the rare and very hard to find “I’m Not A Clone!” sequence.

Disc Eight:

Disney Guru’s Production Diary
Zoltack’s Production Diary
Paka’s Production Diary
Robin Hood’s Production Diary
Aaron’s Production Diary Part 2

Disc Nine:

Snowhite8’s Production Diary
Papa Bear’s Production Diary
Lazario’s Production Diary
Enchantress’s Production Diary
Ichabod’s Production Diary

Disc Ten:

Congratulations! You read the entire thing! This Bonus Disc is merely a coaster! Bwahaha!!!

Okay, now the question is, who had more time on their hands? Me or Aaron?

Escapay

[Timon/Pumbaa fan]

This is the funniest thread I've read in a LONG TIME!

Thanks for the laughs Aaron and Escapay!

[Roger Rabbit]

I must say we have some very creative people here at UD.

This was amazing...everyone who made something.

[chaychay102royal]

Excellent description of the numerous discs! Great job!

[lord-of-sith]

I just spat sprite all over my keyboard! Hilarious stuff guys! Hilarious!

[Disneykid]

You guys have done it again! The Christmas sequel sounds like it's in the spirit of the original classic UD film, and the DVD just may be the best package assembled. Ever. Well, maybe if we had a virtual gallery for some uncensored behind-the-scenes photos (particularly of Loomis antics), then we may have something really special.

[Disney Guru]

Thank you very much for mentioing me in the dvd speculation post.

My commentary will feature very rare clamshell info, like the embedded the slim clams, and the big clams will be such fun. And the references will be readdy soon, so stay tune. (BTW best commentary on the dvd)

Also my production gallery, I will have to select those pics closely.

LOVE IT.

Great as usual Escapay, you rock dude. And Awallaceunc, great job also as usual.

[SofaKing381222]

I just saw this thread for the first time, today! Its soo funny! I love the disc thats really just a coaster! That's awesome! Good job!