Escapay wrote:A UD house party that will never happen...
Scene 1: memnv and Lazario, friends for life...
memnv: Lazario, you are such a good friend. Here, have a flan. I made it myself.
Lazario: Why thank you, memnv! How are the wife and kids?
memnv: They're actually doing pretty good. My son is gonna be Darth Vader for Halloween.
Lazario: God bless him. You wanna watch some of my DVDs?
memnv: Nah, I've got to go visit Alan. He's having a potluck and I'm bringing the spinach dip.
Lazario: Oh, let me come with you! I haven't seen Alan in weeks.
memnv: Remember, it's a potluck, so you gotta bring a dish.
Lazario: I'll bring the flan!
(both laugh. They get in the car and drive to Alan's in 5 minutes UD time)
Alan: Memnv! Lazario! How good to see you!
memnv: Hi there Alan! We brought spinach dip and flan!
Alan: That's great! We can set it in the kitchen for now and meet everyone out back. We're playing Picture Charades!
Escapay wrote:A UD house party that will never happen...
Scene 1: memnv and Lazario, friends for life...
memnv: Lazario, you are such a good friend. Here, have a flan. I made it myself.
Lazario: Why thank you, memnv! How are the wife and kids?
memnv: They're actually doing pretty good. My son is gonna be Darth Vader for Halloween.
Lazario: God bless him. You wanna watch some of my DVDs?
memnv: Nah, I've got to go visit Alan. He's having a potluck and I'm bringing the spinach dip.
Lazario: Oh, let me come with you! I haven't seen Alan in weeks.
memnv: Remember, it's a potluck, so you gotta bring a dish.
Lazario: I'll bring the flan!
(both laugh. They get in the car and drive to Alan's in 5 minutes UD time)
Alan: Memnv! Lazario! How good to see you!
memnv: Hi there Alan! We brought spinach dip and flan!
Alan: That's great! We can set it in the kitchen for now and meet everyone out back. We're playing Picture Charades!
Escapay
Okay, since this thred has been bumped, I'll make my own lsit on what UD will never say. It's kinda lame but it's the best I can come up with.
TashieGirl(Me): I hate Disneyland. I really do. Walt Disney didn't have a vision. He just wanted to make more money. He tried to be the "I make movies but I don't really care how much money they gross" guy but he failed miserably. Another reason I hate Disney land is because it's lacks magic. I mean honestly. What's so magical about a bunch of bratty little kids sceaming their heads off, short people in oversized costumes( I seriously wonder how they don't die of a heatstoke), and rides that you wait for about an hour but they only last about three minutes. They aren't even that fun anyhow. The worse thing about Disneyland is that stupid Small World ride. All they ever do is sing is "It's a small world after all" over and over and over again. God, I hate that ride so much. In fact, I hate Disneyland in general. It was just a tourist trap created by Walt "In over his head" Disney.
Alan: I hate classical music. Hard Rock music for me!
Roger Rabbit: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? That movie sucked! It wasn't the start of the Disney renaissance. The Little Mermaid was! Duh!
Timon/PumbaFan: My favorite movie is Shrek 2. I can watch that movie over and over again. It's much better than that Wallace & Gormit movie.
"But I guarantee you, if straight men had a period you would never hear the end of it."
-Margaret Cho
Dear lord, I just realized that if I were to continue the WHMS vein, then I'd be in a diner with Luke faking an orgasm...
Escapay: So what do you do with these women, you just get up out of bed and leave?
Luke: Sure.
Escapay: Well explain to me how you do it. What do you say?
Luke: You'd say you have an early meeting, early haircut or a squash game.
Escapay: You don't play squash.
Luke: They don't know that they just met me.
Escapay: That's disgusting.
Luke: I know, I feel terrible.
Escapay: You know I'm so glad I never got involved with you. I just would've ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at three o'clock in the morning and clean your andirons, and you don't even have a fireplace. Not that I would noticed.
Luke: Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you.
Escapay: Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.
(side note: I guess dvdjunkie was right when he said I was a girl because I "wrote" like one!)
Luke: Hey I don't feel great about this but I don't hear anyone complaining.
Escapay: Of course not you're out of the door too fast.
Luke: I think they have an OK time.
Escapay: How do you know?
Luke: What do you mean how do I know? I know.
Escapay: Because they...
Luke: Yes, because they...
Escapay: And how do you know that they really...
Luke: What are you saying, that they fake orgasm?
Escapay: It's possible.
Luke: Get outta here!
Escapay: Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Luke: Well they haven't faked it with me.
Escapay: How do you know?
Luke: Because I know.
Escapay: Oh, right, that's right, I forgot, you're a man.
Luke: What is that supposed to mean?
Escapay: Nothing. It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and that most women at one time or another have done it so you do the math.
Luke: You don't think that I could tell the difference?
Escapay: No.
Luke: Get outta here.
Escapay: Ooo...Oh...Ooo...
Luke: Are you OK?
Escapay: Oh...Oh god...Ooo Oh God...Oh...Oh...Oh...Oh God...Oh yeah right there Oh! Oh...Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh...Yes Yes Yes....Oh...Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh... Oh... Oh God Oh... Oh... Huh...
(Escapay finishes, looks at Luke and smiles. Luke looks back, looking a
little uneasy)
Lady from another table: I'll have what she's having.
WIST #60:
AwallaceUNC: Would you prefer Substi-Blu-tiary Locomotion?
WIST #61:
TheSequelOfDisney: Damn, did Lin-Manuel Miranda go and murder all your families?
Sunset Girl wrote:chaychay- Y'know, I think it's time I settled down and made a permanent avatar.
I haven't been changing my avatar nearly as much as I used to. Then again, I was changing my avatar on a daily basis before.
DisneyHollywood: Proper grammar and spelling is one of the most important parts of a message.
Me: Gone With the Wind, Desperate Housewives and I Love Lucy all suck. I don't know why they were ever created.
Most people on the forum: Cinderella II is a historical and memorable masterpiece.
Paka: I'm the annoying yet also somewhat common American citizen, being a soccermom who wastes electricity and buys pan and scan DVDs! Down with cynicism!
The Little Merman: I hate The Little Mermaid.
Disney Duster: I will never ever buy any DVD release of Cinderella.
Lazario: Conservatives forever.......I have been so wrong, Liberals have not answers, only questions.......beware of Liberals, they are a bunch of bomb-throwers with no answers, just buckets of slander.........Conservatives will always tell you the truth!!!!!!!!!!!
The only way to watch movies - Original Aspect Ratio!!!!
I LOVE my Blu-Ray Disc Player!
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