Bert's lust for Mary Poppins THE TRUTH REVEALED!!

pickedandpackedpineapples · Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:43 am

look at what Bert is looking at in both of them

Zoltack · Post by **Zoltack** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:12 am

I never notice that but you can't really see MP's clevage so that's not really too funny but where he's looking at her ass... priceless.

I'm going to tell my mom that Bert is a pervert. Hey that rymes!

pickedandpackedpineapples · Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:22 am

on the MP 40th anniversary dvd if you go to backstage disney - deconstruction of a holiday scene when Berts twirling Mary in the air he touches her butt and she smacks him. It all happens really, really fast tho.

Isidour · Post by **Isidour** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:02 pm

Bert, you´ve been Busted!

I wonder what he was thinking...

pickedandpackedpineapples · Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:41 pm

BERT STRIKES AGAIN!!

AwallaceUNC · Post by **AwallaceUNC** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:10 pm

What's with the recent rise in people who look for dirty twists to Mary Poppins?

-Aaron

Roger Rabbit · Post by **Roger Rabbit** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:28 pm

These scenes are only for a split second though, right?

TashieGirl · Post by **TashieGirl** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:49 pm

pickedandpackedpineapples wrote:

I always knew Bert was lusting after Mary. If you watch the flim you can cleary see that Bert is always flirting with Mary. Especially in Jolly Holiday.

Timon/Pumbaa fan · Post by **Timon/Pumbaa fan** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:17 pm

I guess it's true! Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way!

However I wonder how people catch this stuff. It's like they have to watch the whole movie in slow-search.

Zoltack wrote:

I never notice that but you can't really see MP's clevage so that's not really too funny but where he's looking at her ass... priceless.

I'm going to tell my mom that Bert is a pervert. Hey that rymes!

I agree! The other 2 weren't that funny because I don't think he purposely did it. But when he's looking at her butt!

creid · Post by **creid** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:22 am

Maybe, Bert was in the wrong movie all along.

He should of been in S.O.B.

Isidour · Post by **Isidour** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:11 am

hey, maybe he thought:
"she´s smart, pretty, know how to take care of childrens,when I´m with her is like having a great-looking music machine...and look at that rear"

Owlzindabarn · Post by **Owlzindabarn** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:37 pm

I always thought MP was very well aware of Bert's feelings towards her; and tastefully tried to discourage his interest. That's why in "Jolly Holiday" she sings:

"You'd never think of pressing your advantage--
Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed.
A lady needn't fear when you are near--
Your sweet gentility is crystal clear..."

If I'm right, MP is not singing about Bert as he is, but as she wishes him to be, that is, a celibate companion. I always felt that in these lyrics MP was giving a subtle warning, as if swatting him on the wrist and saying, "ah, ah, naughty boy...purge those lustful thoughts from your heart."

And notice while she sings them that Bert looks a little confused, as if he can't quite believe that she holds him in such high esteem.

Disney Guru · Post by **Disney Guru** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:47 pm

OMG I can't believe this conversation is going on.

YOu people must have to much time on your hands.

This is just gross and disgusting. You guys could probablly find something wrong with Bambi.

patriot_americana_love · Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:13 pm

I've always loved Mary Poppins. This thread is so funny, not everything has to be so serious Guru. Next, lets do Bambi!

Isidour · Post by **Isidour** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:20 pm

No way!

let´s better do Snowhite

Robin Hood · Post by **Robin Hood** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:49 pm

Where did you find those pictures?

creid · Post by **creid** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:08 am

I seem to remember that an interview with little scrupples asked Julie Andrews if Bert slept with Mary?

She responded something like "Oh I certainly hope so." Julie spent years trying to break away from perfect image.

CR

Roger Rabbit · Post by **Roger Rabbit** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:13 am

Here's one Bambi shot:

:lol :lol

(No I don't want to know what Thumper's looking at)

KinOO · Post by **KinOO** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:24 pm

Bambi's flower perhaps!!

Isidour · Post by **Isidour** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:21 pm

Damn, you did it...

well, it could be worse...

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