What the UD Forum Members Would Never Say

[MickeyMousePal]

Aaron: I hope no one watches Amy Grants new show it's stupid...

chaychay: Who the heck I'm I?

DaveWadding: I love to ditch UD chats....

Disney Guru: Who the heck is Doris Days?

EvilGenieJafar: Jafar sucks I'm calling myself Evil Scar

Just Myself: I'm buying BeWitched on DVD!!!!

Loomis: I really live in the UK...

Luke: Tarzan: SE is coming in October!!!!

Me: I love to go to the chatroom with Krystal.

Pinkrenata: Luke you are my daughter....

Sunset Girl: My Tarzan 2 review sucks Jens fired me too.

Wonderlicious: I'm cooler then Luke.

[Just Myself]

Just Myself: I'm buying BeWitched on DVD!!!!

Um, that makes no sense considering I like that movie...

[MickeyMousePal]

Okay,

Just Myself: Bewitched sucks I want my money back!!!!

[Lazario]

Um, that makes no sense considering I like that movie...

Maybe they meant the TV show?

[Disney Guru]

Here are a few more

JustMyself: Cinderella Man was the worst movie of 2005!
Luke: If there are 2 things I hate the most, they are Disney and DVD.
RJKD23: I am so mean to everyone, I never learned how to be nice when I was younger.
Tangela: Hey everybody, I'm back, and I want to be nice to everybody.
2099net: The day that dvds were invented, was the day that the world turned bad.
Papabear: I just love when people borrow my dvds, come on people,borrow them.

[Escapay]

Anyone here: Well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in a Poxide which is really just a fancy schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right.

Escapay

[Sunset Girl]

Sunset Girl: My Tarzan 2 review sucks Jens fired me too.

Well, I never claimed my review was great or anything, just that I worked hard on it.

Wonderlicious & RJKD23- Aw, thank you, you guys are sweet.

[pinkrenata]

MMP: No I did not copy & paste.

[Escapay]

Luke: Hey guys, guess what! We just received funding from The Walt Disney Company, so use up all the bandwidth you want!
Wonderlicious: Hehe, I'm threadbumping again!
Escapay: Hehe, I'm not threadbumping!
Alan: The slipcover is not as important as the movie, so why should I burden myself with the flimsy piece of cardboard?
or
Alan: Sin City has four slipcovers! Should I buy four copies of the movie for the slipcovers? Nah...
Teede: Well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in a Poxide which is really just a fancy schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right.
Alice: Jessica Simpson has the voice of an angel. I could listen to her all the time!

Escapay

[Zoltack]

Here I got a few...

Luke: Alright! We have 5 threads with the same topic, lets make another one for fun!

Luke: I just love these "single title threads" that adds to your post count. Let's keep em comming!!!

Isidour: Bambi? That wimpy deer! Pssssh, he sucks!

RJKD23: Team America: World Police! That's my favorite moive of all time!

Siren: Dog breed bans! That's a great idea! I mean it's the dogs fault that they're so vilolent. They should get rid of them all.

[Isidour]

RJKD23: Oh! how I hate Winnie the Pooh!
Luke: who cares about bandwith?300 X 300 avatars for all!
Evil Genie Jafar: You know, maybe I´ll switch to Gaston instead of that slimmy vilian...
Zoltack: Hunting?! no way I´m doing that kind of things
Teedee: As I was saying,there´s not and will never be a GMD sequel, there are just rumors...and spying on the Disney facilities? get a grip"

By the way, where does she went? as she left us?

[Lazario]

Alan: I enjoy burning every slipcover I come into possession of. Yay, melting slipcovers! Burn, babies, burn! Shredded and torn slipcovers are worth more as pieces than they ever were as a whole. I'll have no trouble playing the glad game the day all existing slipcovers are obliterated and it becomes a law that no more can be made or the makers will be fined one million dollars, per slipcover. Yay, outlaw slipcovers!

[Disney Guru]

I havn't done any in a while so here goes:

Alan: Slipcovers are the absolute worst thing to ever be invented.
Wonderlicious; I am the most awesome person on this forum.
RJKD23: Who needs love, and mushy movies?
Me: I simply hate Doris Day, and all classic movies.
Siren: I simply hate making music videos, they are so dreadful.

[magicalwands]

SofaKing381222: Harry Potter sucks. It's the most pointless bunch of books ever written. I'm surprised it even got published.

[MickeyMousePal]

Luke: Boy Meets World is the worst TGIF sitcom ever.
Pinkrenta: It's not my birthday today...
Alan: I buy Disney DVD's not for the slipcovers.
Wonderlicious: I don't live in UK I live in Mars.
RJKD23: Hey I just dumped Ryan and now I'm trying to hook up with MMP.
Me: I don't like the idea of The Simpsons' Heads.
Siren: Gargoyles is the worst Disney show ever!!!!
magicalwands: Who's Harry Potter?
SofaKing381222: I'm totally not going to watch Harry Potter 4 at the theaters. Dumbledore is alive!!!!
Evil Genie Jafar: Jafar isn't my villian it's Scar yeah, Scar rules....
Timon/Pumba fan: I love Kim Possible, Lilo and Stitch: The Series and The Proud Family Y'all.
CJ: Nope, Lex is the lamest Gargoyle character.
Yaya: I love to get outbid at the last second on e-bay.

[Siren]

Siren: Dog breed bans! That's a great idea! I mean it's the dogs fault that they're so vilolent. They should get rid of them all.

Siren: I simply hate making music videos, they are so dreadful.

Siren: Gargoyles is the worst Disney show ever!!!!

[Timon/Pumbaa fan]

MMP: I think Luke should get rid of the chat-room! I mean hardly anybody is there. I guess I could go Email my UD friends but that takes to much time I don't think I'll bother

RJKD23: YAY!!! Another Email from MMP!

SofaKing: The Incredibles is AWESOME! Forget that stupid wizard movie, The Incredibles should win every survivor it's in!

Me: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban the movie is so great. I loved Micheal Gambon! Blows Richard Harris out of the water! I especially loved those hilarious added jokes and the terrific acting. I'll throw the book in the trash, this GREAT adaptation to a terrible book and it will be remembered in our hearts forever.

chaychay102royal: Gone With The Wind? Never saw it.

Isidour: Gosh I hate Bambi! Not enough fart-jokes! See Home on the Range instead.

Ichabod: Are you kidding me! Home on the Range sucks!

[Sunset Girl]

Me: Oh, I *never* have any problems connecting to the internet, so I never have to rely on the computers at the library anymore.

Grr. . .

[Escapay]

A UD house party that will never happen...

Scene 1: memnv and Lazario, friends for life...
memnv: Lazario, you are such a good friend. Here, have a flan. I made it myself.
Lazario: Why thank you, memnv! How are the wife and kids?
memnv: They're actually doing pretty good. My son is gonna be Darth Vader for Halloween.
Lazario: God bless him. You wanna watch some of my DVDs?
memnv: Nah, I've got to go visit Alan. He's having a potluck and I'm bringing the spinach dip.
Lazario: Oh, let me come with you! I haven't seen Alan in weeks.
memnv: Remember, it's a potluck, so you gotta bring a dish.
Lazario: I'll bring the flan!
(both laugh. They get in the car and drive to Alan's in 5 minutes UD time)
Alan: Memnv! Lazario! How good to see you!
memnv: Hi there Alan! We brought spinach dip and flan!
Alan: That's great! We can set it in the kitchen for now and meet everyone out back. We're playing Picture Charades!

Scene 2: UDers playing Picture Charades on the patio in the back. Escapay is drawing wildlyon the board, while teammates Aaron, RJKD, and Luke try and figure out what he's drawing.
Aaron: Uh, it's a monkey. It's a monkey, monkey see monkey do! It's... an ape, going ape!
RJKD: It's a baby!
(Escapay points to her.)
Aaron: Planet of the apes!
Luke: Planet of the apes? She just said it's a baby. How about planet of the dopes?
Aaron: It doesn't look like a baby.
Luke: Hmm a big mouth... Mick Jagger is a baby!
Aaron: Baby ape, baby ape!
Luke: Stop with the apes would you please?
RJKD: Uh... baby's breath!
Luke: Rosemary's Baby's mouth! Won't you come home Bill baby!
RJKD: Babababy...kiss the baby!
Luke: Melancholy baby's mouth!
Aaron: Baba...baby fish mouth, baby fish mouth!
RJKD: Baby boom!
Aaron: Draw something resembling anything.
RJKD: Crying baby, kiss the baby.
Luke: Uh...Baby spitting up, exorcist baby!
RJKD: Yes sir that's my baby!
Luke: No sir don't mean may be.
(The timer goes off. Everyone stops.)
Escapay: Baby talk.
Aaron: Baby talk? What's that, that's not a saying.
Luke: Oh but baby fish mouth is sweeping the nation.

More to come, as Escapay replaces good actors with UDers...

Escapay

[The Little Merman]

Laz- I am completely, utterly, and purely in love with Gilmore Girls!!



*tlm