New Forum Suggestion: Slipcovers!

[Alan]

The only reason I got bambi was for the slipcover: The movie was bad. The slipcover was nice

[Sunset Girl]

My apologies, Ichabod; it's about time somebody came up with a plausable theory on the evolution and/or family history of slipcovers.

Rock on.

[Luke]

The only reason I got bambi was for the slipcover: The movie was bad. The slipcover was nice

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[ichabod]

I did, nice to see at least one person recognised to it!

I admire it too, but I thought it was your research and lineage skills should be commended, rather than your artistic skills. You mean you actually created that mythology all on your own?!

I did it in word and then had to do print screen, and well the resolution ain't so dandy! Honestly, you own one forum (there's no website attatched to it by my knowledge) and you think you can make a mockery of people's art skills! Let's see if I debut my masterpieces here in future!

Yes, I came up with it all on my own

If some guys calling themselves the Ancient Greeks come by, you haven't seen me!

[Luke]

I wasn't knocking the artistic skills! Rather, I was commending the imaginative history (or as it disappointingly turns out, mock-history) that explained the origins of Slipcovermania!

[Escapay]

The only reason I got bambi was for the slipcover: The movie was bad. The slipcover was nice

Um...the slipcover is just like the case cover. Except for the all important "opens like a book".

Buying slipcover-only movies seems stupid, IMO. Fox's Studio Classics wisely don't have slipcovers, and neither do their 2-Disc collectors Editions (you know, the numbered ones).

Unless you mean you like the cardboard case that they use like for WB's 2-discs (before they went to amaray + slipcover), or Fox's 2-discs.

Escapay.

[ichabod]

I was commending the imaginative history (or as it disappointingly turns out, mock-history) that explained the origins of Slipcovermania!

Think of Alice and the mock-turtle, If no one can tell it's fake, who's to say it's not?

Taken from "Ichabod's partially Disney related words of Wisdom" on sale now at book stores everywhere, SRP $19.99.

PM me if you want the ISBN

[chaychay102royal]

The only reason I got bambi was for the slipcover: The movie was bad. The slipcover was nice

Wow...we spent a couple of pages giving you advice on where and how to buy Bambi and it turns out the only reason why you bought it was because of the slipcover. That slipcover is one of the most expensive pieces of cardboard in the world.

[Sunset Girl]

The only reason I got bambi was for the slipcover: The movie was bad. The slipcover was nice

Wow...we spent a couple of pages giving you advice on where and how to buy Bambi and it turns out the only reason why you bought it was because of the slipcover. That slipcover is one of the most expensive pieces of cardboard in the world.

Heh. Like I said, trees are way over-rated.

Peace out.

[Pasta67]

The only reason I got bambi was for the slipcover: The movie was bad. The slipcover was nice

Oooooooo, Isidour won't be too happy to hear that.
Dude, why get the movie if you hate it? You could have just used the customer survice and gotten a free Bambi slipcover if that's all you wanted. Seriously, I love slipcovers, but that should not be your only reason for buying the movie. Having said that, there have been many movies that I've almost bought because the slipcover was shiny.

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My thoughts exactly.

[Mr. Toad]

Pasta gives me an idea for a new forum - Glen Quagmire forum. For the admiration of the life that is Quagmire. You know the one we would like to live if it werent for things like ethics and morals that get in the way.

[CJ]

The only reason I got bambi was for the slipcover: The movie was bad. The slipcover was nice

Well, I think the lesson here is you can't judge a movie by it's slipcover (no matter how shiny and appealing it my be).

[Pasta67]

Pasta gives me an idea for a new forum - Glen Quagmire forum. For the admiration of the life that is Quagmire. You know the one we would like to live if it werent for things like ethics and morals that get in the way.

Wow, another excellent idea. I really think Luke should take these ideas into account. We'd have so many good threads on the Quagmire forum, like:

-Which DVD is the hottest?
-Which DVD is the uglyest?
-DVDs: Do you still want to be friends with them after you've gotten under the slipcover?
-Fat DVDs need love too. But they gotta pay!
-Quagmire shocks the nation on a daily basis!
-Quagmire trial verdict decided: not guilty!
-Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!
-What's your favorite DVD pickup line?

Oh man, the possibilities.
Ew. Okay, I apologize for those. That was just......ew.

[Isidour]

Pasta, you´e starting to scare me

Well Alan, to bad yo didn´t like Bambi, since is a very nice story and it was a revoiutonary movie since it was the very first to use the new way of filming movies and adding it a 3D sense-like.
Well, is your money and not mine but I´ll like you try to watch the A prine born video on the disc 2
ad if the had use te European and R4 cover to do the slip cover it would be nicer

[Mr. Toad]

You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.

[orestes.]

I like slipcoverseven if they are pointless. I'm more for the ones that don't copy the cover art. I'm a fan of packaging and design though so I like them in a way but I'm in no way obsessed with them.

[Isidour]

You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.

I pass, maybe I´m just cute but I like it this way

[Mr. Toad]

Glen Quagmire Quotes (1 - 8 out of 26)
A fan of the ladies, Quagmire is Spooner St's resident perv. Quagmire has an unhealthy obsession with Lois, feet, and underage women. Giggity giggity.


Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Quote Rating: 9.4 outta 10 (Over 1143 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
Quote Rating: 9.3 outta 10 (Over 941 votes) - Vote Now!

[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.
Quote Rating: 9.3 outta 10 (Over 1199 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: (Running through mall and accidentally into the camera room)-Where am I, am I dead?
Security Gaurd:No, this is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters.
(Woman on Monitor has heart attack)
Quagmire: Oh my god! That one's having a heart attack(Runs to womans dressing room)
Quagmire:(Rubs womans chest and breaths in her mouth)
(Woman Becomes concious)
Woman#2:That was amazing.
Woman#3:You saved her life.
Woman#4:Thank god you know CPR.
Quagmire:What the hell is CPR?
Quote Rating: 9.3 outta 10 (Over 73 votes) - Vote Now!

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
Quote Rating: 9.3 outta 10 (Over 819 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.
Quote Rating: 9.2 outta 10 (Over 813 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!
Quote Rating: 8.9 outta 10 (Over 70 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of ID and neither do I.
Quote Rating: 8.9 outta 10 (Over 86 votes) - Vote Now!

fan of the ladies, Quagmire is Spooner St's resident perv. Quagmire has an unhealthy obsession with Lois, feet, and underage women. Giggity giggity.


Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
Quote Rating: 8.8 outta 10 (Over 515 votes) - Vote Now!

(Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland are using a radar to listen to what people are saying and they happen to pick up of what Quagmire is thinking to himself.)
Quagmire: God this itches! I wonder who I got it from. Probably that skank that I gave a ride to the gas station. Last time I do someone a favor. Oh God! They heard me! Oh god! I heard me! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!"
Quote Rating: 8.8 outta 10 (Over 32 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 (Over 634 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: I told Lois I wouldn't drink
Quagmire: Don't feel so bad Peter
Peter: Hey, I never thought of it that way.
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 (Over 390 votes) - Vote Now!

Social worker: "Glen honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: "I got a question for you. Why are you still here?"
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 (Over 78 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: "Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."
Woman (man voice) : "Sure."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
Woman: "Pre-op."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 (Over 89 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
Quote Rating: 8.5 outta 10 (Over 331 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?

Quagmire to girl)
Quagmire: You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.
Quote Rating: 8.5 outta 10 (Over 40 votes) - Vote Now!

Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Glen Quagmire: Just checkin'.
Quote Rating: 8.2 outta 10 (Over 493 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: Oh, Lois, I'd do everything to you.
Lois: What?
Quagmire: I'd do anything for you.
Quote Rating: 8.2 outta 10 (Over 420 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: Wow, that Lois is some kinda woman.
Quagmire: Yeah, just thinkin' about her makes my testicles wanna drop. Ooh, speak of the devil. Ooh, make the devils.
Quote Rating: 8.0 outta 10 (Over 338 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
Quote Rating: 7.8 outta 10 (Over 44 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: Soccer moms alll right! GIGGITY, GIGGITY,GIGGITY!
Quote Rating: 7.8 outta 10 (Over 26 votes) - Vote Now!

Quagmire: Now that's a woman! That's a house, that's a fish, that's a bee!!!
Quote Rating: 7.5 outta 10 (Over 37 votes) - Vote Now!

(Quagmire to lady)
Quagmire: If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.
Quote Rating: 6.5 outta 10 (Over 30 votes) - Vote Now!

Previous 8 Glen Quagmire Quotes

Quagmire: Hey there spud in the mud.
Stewie: Oh god do you bathe in Aqua Velva?
Quote Rating: 6.1 outta 10 (Over 32 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: I don't think I like feet as much as you do.
Quagmire: Everybody likes feet.

I think my favorite one is the Taylor Hanson one. When I first saw that episode I nearly wet myself laughing.

[Pasta67]

Truly some of Glenn Quagmire's finest (and creepiest) moments. I, for one, am glad we live in a world where people like Quagmire live among us.

EDIT: Holy crap, 200 posts. Gold collection upgraded to special edition. Sniff, I feel like Mulan's DVD status. I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. Thank you!

[Disney-Fan]

Sniff, I feel like Mulan's DVD status.