Mother's Day

[Isidour]

well, here is kindda fun because when you say "calzones" here we mean like a thong

but one of those feeth massagin machine (the ones where you put your feets on water)

[MissV327]

I got my mom a Spongebob Squarepants VHS tape. It has her favorite episode "Training Video" on it.

[PMcOuntry]

I know this is funny, but seriously:

Pantys

because it´s something that perhaps she will not be showing it around--we hope--it´s very usefull and completely necesary
because of the all-day use they get old and you need more new ones, belive me, is not like a fanncy dinner or a perfume but she will be always thankfull(or at least she get rid of its)

No, not funny at all.
But the better term is 'lingerie'.

Every mother is a woman, and women want to feel young. (if that didn't make sense, I'm sorry! )
You could never go wrong with a gift certificate from Victoria's Secret.
Plus, they don't only sell lingerie! So I think there's a win with a VS gift!

Good idea unless of course you have recently moved back in w/mum and dad (like me), then it was just be, umm, creepy, like hey, mom, here's a really sexy nighty for you... &... oh, um, let me take that back...