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ichabod wrote: Oh my God Loomis has just pulled out a giant machine gun and has started firing!

Loomis is now demanding that he will deystroy DisneyLand unless Luke comes out and hands back the award!
No further comments until I have spoken to my lawyers.

Congrats to the Hacking thing, although I think we are scraping the barrel for awards here :D
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Joan again, coming to you live from behind a cheese plant, protecting myself with the body of one of those talented Guruettes, with bullets whizzing past my face, but hey, it's not as bad as that time I had to interview Christina Skankiulera!

Things here are still terrible here! I can't believe what's happening, if things don't stop here soon! Loomis will ruin his pretty Sleeping Beauty dress with blood stains!

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Wait a minute! Wasn't he dressed as Snow White?

Loomis #2: Yes I was! I am the real Loomis!

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Joan: Arrrrggh! There's two of you!

Loomis #3: No I am!

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Loomis #4: No I am!!

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Loomis #5: No, It's me!

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Joan: I'm terrified! It's like the Matrix Reloaded! Only with crappier graphics! Although at least this storyline is somewhat plausible! This is even weirder than that time I interviewed Mira Sorvina when I was out of my face on Vodka!

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Which is the real one?! What is happening?!

Join me later, but right now it's time for another award!
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rofl Ichabod!

Crap you're gonna give me nightmares for the next 2 weeks with those frightening Loomis/princess pictures. :lol:
Wherever. Whatever. Have a nice day.
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rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl Ichabod seriusley my eyes are tearing from so much laughing I mean where do you come up with this stuff anyways on a different note....

I am not giving congrats to those who hacked into the forum because they suck!!! excuse my french but still that was the worst ever :x :down:

However many thanks to Luke for putting everything back togethere and Aaron who I know helped out a lot and everyone else who contributed :thumb: You guys really are the best. This islike a 2nd home for me what would I do with out? So thanks so much :) !
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awallaceunc wrote:...And the Golden Mickey goes to...

The 2005 Hacking


...Uh... not quite sure what to say here. *Takes host hat off*... not much to congratulate, and I would rather have seen the interview take home the prize, but there's no doubt that the hacking was a major event and really shook things up around here. *Hat back on*
The '05 Hacking, eh? Whee! I gotta disagree with Loomis here, though, and say that "The Hack" was by far the most extensive and interesting event that's occurred to the forum in the past year... or at least for this 2005 calendar year. :P

Besides, in an indirect way, the hack was one of the best things that happened to me, personally. It acted as a catalyst and brought me something great! :D

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Of course, at deathie's suggestion, it was I who directly alerted Luke in the first place, as the hack started... but ah, well. Paka the Unsung Heroine!
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It's not often that one gets a chance to use the :idea: avatar around here, but I think this warrants it. We get plenty of good ideas in these parts every day and tonight we honor the best of the best from the past year. The nominees for UD.com Forum/Website Idea of the Year are:

Explain Your Avatar thread
Miramax/Touchstone Reviews
UD Movie Awards
1st Annual UD.com Forum/Member Awards

...and the winner is...




1st Annual UD.com Forum/Member Awards

:party:

I hope this isn't a conflict on interest. :P In all seriousness, I'm very pleased that this idea went over so well and that you all apparently enjoyed it and that we're having even more fun with it this year. How nice of you to honor it through its own 2nd incarnation. Thanks!

Stay tuned for tomorrow's announcement of Topic/Thread of the Year!

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Congratulations 1st Annual UD.com Forum/Member Awards!!!
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Zoltack wrote:Congratulations 1st Annual UD.com Forum/Member Awards!!!
Aha!

I knew these awards were self-congratulatory!

Looking at myself in various dresses is a little scary, although not entirely unfamiliar.

I have to say, that while I look smashing in Belle's dress, and Tinkerbell's really shows off my legs - they are great aren't they? - Snow White is the true me.

I knew I shouldn't have given all those blood sample to the Felonovski Institute for Cloning Research...
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Joan is frickin' hilarious! (ichabod, rather) :lol:
Loomis, I'm getting freaked out with your Princess outfits! It's disturbing, man. :shifty:
Congrats to the "1st Annual UD.com Forum/Member Awards" for taking home a Golden Mickey! :party:
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Congratulations 1st Annual UD.com Forum/Member Awards!!!
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Congratulations to Aaron, who came up with the awesome idea in the first place! :tink:
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RJKD23 wrote:Joan is frickin' hilarious! (ichabod, rather) :lol:
Loomis, I'm getting freaked out with your Princess outfits! It's disturbing, man. :shifty:
Congrats to the "1st Annual UD.com Forum/Member Awards" for taking home a Golden Mickey! :party:
Everything she said! :D And an add in Congrats to Aaron for ccoming up with the idea of the UD awards :party: !
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Congratulations 1st Annual UD.com Forum/Member Awards!!!
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Congratulations 1st Annual UD.com Forum/Member Awards and to Aaron. :thumb:
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Joan again!

And the five evil Loomis' are here, for now the bloodshed has ceased!

Loomis: I am not evil!

Joan: The corpses beg to differ!

Loomis #2: He is correct Loomis is innocent! For in fact I am.... (Loomis #2 unmasks himself)

...John Lasseter!

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Loomis #3: And I am...

...Jeffrey Katzenberg!

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Loomis #4: And my real identity is...


.... Hayao Miyazaki!

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Loomis #5: And finally I am...


David Brown!

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Joan: OK, I know the first 3 guys, but who the hell are you?

David Brown: I am CEO of Blue Sky!

(Blank Stares)

David Brown: ...You know... the CGI studio?

(Blank Stares)

David Brown: ...we made Robots!

(Blank Stares)

John Lasseter: Look Dave, you're only here because we had an extra costume and we needed to make up the numbers!

David Brown: And it's the worst one! Nobody else had to show their legs! Sometimes I just wish for a bit of recognition! Even my own mother doesn't know who I am! Waa Waa Waa (Breaks down into uncontrolable sobs)

John Lasseter: Anyway...

Jeffrey Katzenberg: Yes, Loomis was innocent the whole time, we made these replicas of his face and turned them into masks! He thought he was abducted by aliens, but it was just one of the old props from "The Black Hole" we found lying out the back of Disney Studios!

Hayao Miyazaki: Yes we disguised ourselves as him to sneak in here tonight, since Jeff's Shrek costume earlier didn't work!

John Lasseter: Yes we are the four Non-Disney Studio heads of the Apocalypse! We have been planning the demise of the Disney studios for years, we got the Don Bluth studios but it wasn't enough! Disney always has and always would have been the biggest threat to us!

Joan: Would have been?

Jeffrey Katzenberg: Yes, over the years we haev slowly been infiltrating the Disney studios, we manged to poach away their animators, script writers and all their best people!

Joan: But I thought they left because of Eisner's pay cuts?

David Brown: That's...

John Lasseter: David Shh! We agreed you could come as long as you were quiet!

David Brown: You are SO MEAN!

John Lasseter: That's what we wanted you to think! Ever wondered how Michael Eisner came to the company in the 80s frsh faced with new ideas, Eisner almost rebuilt the Disney atudios single handedly with new radical ideas he personally helped to bring back Disney's renaiassance! But then almost overnight, he seemed to turn from a hero into a sequel making, money grabbing evil person? Well the man you have been seeing for the few years is not the REAL Michael Eisner, he is locked up in a cellar in Poland! The man you have thought to be him is in fact Don Bluth under a mind control spell so we control all his thoughts! We could destroy Disney and slowly build up the most succesful animation studio in the world PixGhibDreamSky Pictures!

*Chorus of evil laughs!*: Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Joan: But he looks nothing like Eisner!

Jeffrey Katzenberg: No he has been taking Polyjuice potion! yes, that's right J.K. Rowling was part of the plan too! We would distract the world with a plot to get children interested in reading, the when they were flicking through the pages of The Prisoner of Azkaban we would swoop down and when the 7 books were over, they would look up, and Disney would be gone, but we've decide to move our plan ahead a few years!

Joan: Oh My God! I'm terrified, and would love to here more, but for the purposes of a Cliffhanger, Join me Later!
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Joan: OK, I know the first 3 guys, but who the hell are you?

David Brown: I CEO of Blue Sky!

(Blank Stares)

David Brown: ...You know... the CGI studio?

(Blank Stares)

David Brown: ...we made Robots!

(Blank Stares)
rotfl :lol: :lol: rotfl I never would have gessed it was John Lasseter!
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Wow, ichabod, good show! This is either very well planned-out or you're quick with the improvising! :) :thumb:
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I say after the ceremony's over, Ichabod should have his own one-man talk show! Bravo, Ichabod! ::applause:: I can't wait to find out more about the demise of the Disney Studios!
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:o wow.........uh....ichabod.....those pics are FREAKY!!!!!!!!
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rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl

man, you´re the best!!!

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