imaginary alternate takes

akhenaten · Post by **akhenaten** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:18 pm

heh how many of u have ever thought of this as an option?

SLEEPING BEAUTY
-during the battle of the pink and blue....that fauna would eventually put an end to it and say GREEN or PURPLE?

HUNCHBACK
-laverne would finally stand up to the birds and crash them to death with her solid stone figure.

2099net · Post by **2099net** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:36 pm

Aladdin/Mulan/Treasure Planet

Robin Williams/Eddie Murphy/Martin Short actually shut their yabbajaws for more than a few seconds!

singerguy04 · Post by **singerguy04** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:30 pm

Beauty and the Beast- Lumiere, Cogsworth, and the dog footrest thingy would turn around and notice that belle wasn't following them to the library.

PatrickvD · Post by **PatrickvD** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:49 pm

Pocahontas -

Pocahontas and John Smith sing a song about how they have to learn to speak eachother's language without the magic of Disney storytellers instead of sing a preachy song about tolerance.

Siren · Post by **Siren** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:55 pm

Lion King:
Mufasa suddenly realizes that male lions are lazy as hell and don't take care of the kids.
All the animals look at eachother during Circle of Life and ask, "Why are we celebrating the life of a natural born killer?"

Little Mermaid:
Eric realizes there's more to a girl then a pretty voice

Beauty and the Beast:
It is explained on how Phillipe knew how to get the castle (remember, he ran off one one direction and her father ran in the other)

Lilo and Stich:
They actually do a SMIDGE of research into dogs that states there is no such thing as a true blue-colored dog that frequently walks on 2 legs.

singerguy04 · Post by **singerguy04** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:28 pm

Lion King- All the animals look around in the "just can't wait to be king" sequence and notice that they all look completely different than they do before and after the song.

Cameron · Post by **Cameron** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:35 am

2099net wrote:Aladdin/Mulan/Treasure Planet

Robin Williams/Eddie Murphy/Martin Short actually shut their yabbajaws for more than a few seconds!

better yet, put all of these charachters in a no holds barred uncensored short....improv madness....off color quick

KinOO · Post by **KinOO** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:48 am

All movies:

all the characters (good and evil) die at the end, so there wouldn't have any sequel!

YEAH i buy it!

Siren · Post by **Siren** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:06 pm

That in all Disney films the good guys would realize that if it walks like it's evil, acts like its evil, and talks like its evil, then it's probably evil

Lion King:
When Scar blames Simba for his father's death, Simba replies, "But your the one who had me meet him her...I'm telling my mom!"

And when Simba's older, he ponders, "How was it my fault? Uncle Scar told me to meet my dad there. I waited. Then the stampede came. Dad try to save me. He did, but he couldn't save himself. So it was all just a big accident! I better get home!"

Hunchback:
The priest doesn't give baby Quasi to a cold-blooded killer who has a HEAVY prejudice for gypsies.

Cinderella:
Cinderella one day slams the laundry basket on the floor in front of step-mother and tells her, "I'm on strike!"

Aladdin:
When "Prince Ali" shows up, Jafar and Jasmine gasp at the same time, "The boy from the marketplace!"...Geez, the guy gets a new suit and everyone goes all Lois Lane on him.

Paka · Post by **Paka** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:55 pm

Siren wrote:Lion King:
When Scar blames Simba for his father's death, Simba replies, "But your the one who had me meet him her...I'm telling my mom!"

And when Simba's older, he ponders, "How was it my fault? Uncle Scar told me to meet my dad there. I waited. Then the stampede came. Dad try to save me. He did, but he couldn't save himself. So it was all just a big accident! I better get home!

Heh... I think the key to that is Simba's roar. Or something.

I think what the filmmakers wanted to imply was that Simba's loud(er) roar is what started the stampede. And since "he" started the stampede, he was indirectly responsible for killing Mufasa. Though it takes a bit of speculation to figure that out, 'cause it's never made very clear. Kinda like Nala's paternity...

Siren · Post by **Siren** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:58 pm

Paka>Yeah, I know, exactly. But even with Scar goating him on to roar, how was he to know when to time it right? Did Scar even hear the roar in the first place and thus take advantage of that? That all scene was full of holes.

joplin4 · Post by **joplin4** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:36 am

Snow White--She would have realized something was up when she saw those two vultures.

Pinocchio--He actually listened to his conscience.

stlewis75 · Post by **stlewis75** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:55 am

The Little Mermaid - We know Ariel is at least capable of writing her own name in rather attractive handwriting... if she can write, why doesn't she spend a few minutes writing a note for Prince Eric to explain that she's the girl who saved his life, but she's temporarily lost her voice? Could have avoided a lot of trouble with just a quick note, Ariel.

Siren · Post by **Siren** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:59 am

stlewis>LMAO! That is so true!

akhenaten · Post by **akhenaten** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:06 pm

i never thought of that! hihihihihi the lion king one makes sense too.

Mehe · Post by **Mehe** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:52 pm

stlewis75 wrote:The Little Mermaid - We know Ariel is at least capable of writing her own name in rather attractive handwriting... if she can write, why doesn't she spend a few minutes writing a note for Prince Eric to explain that she's the girl who saved his life, but she's temporarily lost her voice? Could have avoided a lot of trouble with just a quick note, Ariel.

That's the truth!

Siren · Post by **Siren** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:37 pm

From Disney's secret files:

Ariel's Note to Eric:

Dear Eric,
I was the girl that saved you. I know I was singing and I don't have a voice now, but you see, I was a mermaid, and I saw you on the boat one night and wanted to see you again. So I went to the sea witch, Ursula and asked her to help me. She did. She turned me into a human, but as a price, she took my voice. But you can help me get my voice back by giving me the "kiss of true love". So what do ya say?
Sincerly,
Ariel

Maybe he would have had her sent off in the looney wagon after that

Jayden · Post by **Jayden** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:19 pm

Siren wrote:From Disney's secret files:

Ariel's Note to Eric:

Dear Eric,
I was the girl that saved you. I know I was singing and I don't have a voice now, but you see, I was a mermaid, and I saw you on the boat one night and wanted to see you again. So I went to the sea witch, Ursula and asked her to help me. She did. She turned me into a human, but as a price, she took my voice. But you can help me get my voice back by giving me the "kiss of true love". So what do ya say?
Sincerly,
Ariel

Maybe he would have had her sent off in the looney wagon after that

I would've! lol

In terms of alternate takes I would have:

The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

Quasimotto realizes that Frollo is lying to him and sees him as the evil man he is. I mean, the man drips of evil, it's obvious to everyone except Quasi

Mr. Toad · Post by **Mr. Toad** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:26 pm

PatrickvD wrote:Pocahontas -

Pocahontas and John Smith sing a song about how they have to learn to speak eachother's language without the magic of Disney storytellers instead of sing a preachy song about tolerance.

Yeah, Tolerance sucks doesn't it.

Jayden · Post by **Jayden** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:26 pm

Siren wrote: Hunchback:
The priest doesn't give baby Quasi to a cold-blooded killer who has a HEAVY prejudice for gypsies.

I think the ArchDeacon was trying to teach Frollo a lesson with this one. Knowing that Frollo was an incredibly religious man (as evidenced by the song Hellfire, the ArchDeacon knew that Frollo would not defy an order from the Church. It was an attempt by the Church to teach Frollo a lesson in tolerance

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