funniest scene in disney movie

[lolopimp]

In the Emperor's New Groove
Kusko "Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall"
Pacha "Yep"
Kusko "Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
Pacha "Most Likely"
Kusko "Bring it on"

Finding Nemo-
Dory "You see i suffer from short term memory loss"
Marlin "Short term memory loss...I don't believe this?""
Dory " Yes it's true, I forget things almost instantly, it runs in my family; well at least I think it does....hmmmm where are they?"

The Lion King
Timon "Hula! If you're hungry for a hunk and fat of juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumba here because he IS a treat, come on down and dine on this tasty swine, all you gotta do is get in line.
Are you achin'?
Pumba- Yep yep yep
Timon- For some bacon?
Pumba- Yup yup yup
Timon- He's a big pig!
Pumba- Yup yupTimon- You could be a big pig too, oohh!

And almost every Genie line in Aladdin.

[blaing]

The Lion King
Timon "Hula! If you're hungry for a hunk and fat of juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumba here because he IS a treat, come on down and dine on this tasty swine, all you gotta do is get in line.
Are you achin'?
Pumba- Yep yep yep
Timon- For some bacon?
Pumba- Yup yup yup
Timon- He's a big pig!
Pumba- Yup yupTimon- You could be a big pig too, oohh!

That was my favourite scene in Lion King as well, witnessed by the avatar I have now.

[Disney-Fan]

The Lion King
Timon "Hula! If you're hungry for a hunk and fat of juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumba here because he IS a treat, come on down and dine on this tasty swine, all you gotta do is get in line.
Are you achin'?
Pumba- Yep yep yep
Timon- For some bacon?
Pumba- Yup yup yup
Timon- He's a big pig!
Pumba- Yup yupTimon- You could be a big pig too, oohh!

Classic! It never gets old!

Just remembered another scene from Nemo, when Dory and Marlin try to escape the shark, Dory reads the word 'Escape' in the most hilarious way! Too funny!

[Key]

The Lion King
Timon "Hula! If you're hungry for a hunk and fat of juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumba here because he IS a treat, come on down and dine on this tasty swine, all you gotta do is get in line.
Are you achin'?
Pumba- Yep yep yep
Timon- For some bacon?
Pumba- Yup yup yup
Timon- He's a big pig!
Pumba- Yup yupTimon- You could be a big pig too, oohh!

Cutest Timon role ever. I love the big flower tucked behind his ear. So fabulous. ^^

Especially love Timon's "oy!" part. XD

[Mushu2083]

I like this scene from "The Emperor's New Groove"

Guard: For the last time we didn't order a giant trampoline!

Delivery Guy: You know what pal, you could have told me that before I set it up!

Yzma the cat bounces on the trampoline then goes back up

[Evil Genie Jafar]

Lilo & Stitch:

"Send me the nicest angel you have"

...and then we see evil Stitch laughing.


Lilo doing vodoo:

"My friends need to be punished"


Nani to Cobra:

'I never leave her alone"

...and then we see a drawing of Lilo " me, alone"


The aliens:

"How good is his hearing?"

and then Stitch turns around.

[The Little Merman]

The Emperor's New Groove:

Guard...For the last time we didn't order a giant trampoline!

Delivery Man...You know what pal, you could have told me that before I set it up!

[Yzma Cat slams down on trampoline]

YC....AAAAAAAAAH!

**BOUNCE**

[Yzma Cat flys shoots up into sky again]

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Aladdin:

[Aladdin has just awoken Genie from his lamp]

Genie...You smoke? You mind if I do?

[Genie blows up into cloud of smoke]

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[Aladdin has just tricked Genie into getting them out of the Cave of Wonders and they are on a small island]

Aladdin...Now about my three wishes

Genie...Dost my ears decieve me? Three? You are down by ONE boy!

Aladdin..Aaah, no, I never really asked to get out of the cave.

Genie...[Jaw drops, turns into a sheep] Well I feel sheepish. But no more freeebies.

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[Genie is playing chess with Magic Carpet]

[Carpet makes move]

Genie...Huh! That's a good move.

[Turns into Rodney Dangerfield]

Genie...I can't believe it, I'm losin' to a rug!

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Lilo and Stitch:

[Lilo is practicing voodoo, there are spoons in a pickle jar with faces on them. She shakes it]

Lilo...My friends need to be punished

[RJKD23]

Hmm...

In Mulan, when she's taking a bath in the river and vows to never see another naked man again...after the short man stands on the rock in all his glory proclaiming he's the king of the moutain!

In Emperor's New Groove, when Kronk talks to the squirrel and the squirrel won't talk because Yzma is standing near them so she has to keep moving..far far away

and also when Yzma turns into a cat. "Is that my voice?"
actually, just Yzma overall :lol:

In Aladdin when Iago is imitating Jasmine and calls Aladdin out to the garden and gets hit on by the flamingo!

In The Lion King when Rafiki battles the hyenas bruce-lee-style!

[fairuza]

emperor's new groove:
llama kuzco throws an acorn that hits the back of pacha's head. pacha turns around looking angry. llama kuzco then says "huh what?... i didn't do anything... someone's throwing stuff." and they were the only ones there! then kuzco quickly tries to change the subject by mentioning building a fire.

alice in wonderland:
after the mad hatter smashes a watch open the march hare keeps giving him weird ingredients to put into the watch to fix it, like jam, sugar and jelly. but then at one point the march hare says "mustard!" and then the mad hatter stops dead in his tracks with a look of disgust on his face and says "mustard!??! don't be silly now!" apparently mustard was too weird in his crazy mind.

[Noriel]

Emperor's New Groove: When Kuzco leaves Pacha's farm. "Oooh, it's a SCARY tree. I'm afraid." That movie, however, has a lot of "laugh out loud" scenes.

The Flight of the Navigator: When the young boy is trying to get home and he has Max land near an old gas station in FL.

Aladdin: When Abu and Aladdin are in the Cave of Wonders for the first time -- Carpet pulls Abu's tail, pokes him in the back and then takes the poor monkey's hat. Haha. I love that scene.

Beauty and the Beast: It's the winter time and Beast and Beauty are having the snowfight. There is the scene where Beast gets a handful of birdseed and he ends up being covered in birds. I thought that was cute.

[ThiagoPE]

The lion king, when timons dress the drag and dance the hula.

[Evil Genie Jafar]

In Aladdin when Iago is imitating Jasmine...

The same thing but in Treasure Planet when Morph imitates the captain.

[The Little Merman]

In Aladdin when Iago is imitating Jasmine...

The same thing but in Treasure Planet when Morph imitates the captain.

I love the part in Aladdin, when Iago imitates Jafar , it's classic!

[Melly]

Lilo and Stitch:

"Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw!"

"Punch buggie!"

"Actually, she's just ugly"

"My friends need to be punished"

"Help - I don't like the ocean! Oh, look a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors in the war. It's a shark! It's a shark, and it aint friendly! It looks like a dolphin. Tricky fish! Tricky fish!"

Basically the whole movie is pretty funny!

[Evil Genie Jafar]

I have now a new classic "Kodak" moment, that has become one of the better scenes I've ever seen:

In Mulan by the end of the movie, the "I'll make a man out of you reprise". When we see the guys dressed up as women and there's a perfect timing between the music (rising) and how they swing their clothes in the air making a whip noise.

This is not just funny but EXTREMELY cool.

[Disney-Fan]

In Mulan by the end of the movie, the "I'll make a man out of you reprise". When we see the guys dressed up as women and there's a perfect timing between the music (rising) and how they swing their clothes in the air making a whip noise.

Indeed it is a beautiful scene. The one after that when all of China bow to Mulan sends shivers up my spine!

[Evil Genie Jafar]

In Mulan by the end of the movie, the "I'll make a man out of you reprise". When we see the guys dressed up as women and there's a perfect timing between the music (rising) and how they swing their clothes in the air making a whip noise.

Indeed it is a beautiful scene. The one after that when all of China bow to Mulan sends shivers up my spine!

And now we have to guess who did it first LOTR or Mulan.

[Disney-Fan]

Don't really care.. I never liked LOTR!

[Key]

Indeed it is a beautiful scene. The one after that when all of China bow to Mulan sends shivers up my spine!

And now we have to guess who did it first LOTR or Mulan.

Hm, I guess it depends on whether or not the people bowed down to the Hobbits in J.R.R. Tolkien's book.

[Practical Pig]

One of the funniest scenes that I can think of is in Toy Story when Mr. Potato Head gets surprised and his back opens up with his extra pieces falling out.